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filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75174
Reputation: 23133
Posts: 828
Secville
23.11.2022 16:05:40
filibabie

big spokesperson for the satisfyer!! esp in the shower that shit be hittin different!!!! literally havent used a vibrator since i bought the satisfyer, unless my she runs out of charge :))))

23.11.2022 16:05:40
on wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and tuesdays, we wear pink x <3
chewtoy
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14717
Reputation: 12789
Posts: 101
Atheista
23.11.2022 16:17:14
chewtoy

Also in regards to fantasy custom dildos I do recommend buying them but I’ve heard some shady stuff about bad dragon so instead I recommend phreak, neotori or hodgepodge
phreak have loads of custom options n u can email if what u want isn’t available and usually they can do it, I got a gorgeous shimmer dildo commissioned n I love it, they r U.K. based! Neotori have loads n loads of shape options n I don’t usually use dildos on myself but I have a garag from there n it is amazinggggg, I believe they r Europe based can’t recall specifically where though, and hodgepodge toys r just straight art like they are gorgeous, I have one just to look at bc they r BEAUTIFUL, the shimmer irl is insane, although most of the products they make r quite small so I’d double check the size before ordering, believe they are either USA or Canada based

23.11.2022 16:17:14
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DumbBitchJuice
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2760
Reputation: 2618
Posts: 42
Atheista
24.11.2022 08:24:43
DumbBitchJuice

Looking for something fun, new and interesting. Feel free to send me links!

I'm non binary- Female anatomy, married to a man with male anatomy. He is pan so he's down for strap ons and gay stuff. ♡

24.11.2022 08:24:43
Please use tone tags with me. They/Them default pronouns. Feel free to read my (developing) bio!
Xella69
Level 11
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 976
Reputation: 1305
Posts: 14
Atheista
26.11.2022 04:21:08
Xella69

im pretty new to owning toys but its been quite fun, and also it ended up being a pretty important step to me figuring out that im a lesbian.

26.11.2022 04:21:08

Electoral College
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5151
Reputation: 4971
Posts: 100
Atheista
26.11.2022 15:55:43
Electoral College

i got my first vibe literally like 2 weeks ago and tbh it gets the job done but its not GREAT or anything....not sure if its personal preference or if it actually just sucks

26.11.2022 15:55:43
and when the autism strikes back what then?
DumbBitchJuice
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2760
Reputation: 2618
Posts: 42
Atheista
27.11.2022 00:44:09
DumbBitchJuice

Electoral I get that problem a lot. I had a pocket one that may as well've been a phone vibration... When it worked. It would turn off randomly, it sucked. Magic Wands have been good to me but now I think I'm getting too used to them. XD

27.11.2022 00:44:09
Please use tone tags with me. They/Them default pronouns. Feel free to read my (developing) bio!
autismbimbo
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1970
Reputation: 1985
Posts: 30
Atheista
27.11.2022 20:07:42
autismbimbo

i have a severe vibrator addiction :)

27.11.2022 20:07:42
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DumbBitchJuice
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2760
Reputation: 2618
Posts: 42
Atheista
28.11.2022 00:11:48
DumbBitchJuice

Same. Honestly can't have sex without one. My clit gets "rug burn" from the surface rubbing though, and I'm greedy with my time of pleasure so the vibe would overheat on me a lot. I'd get horny often, but I'd try putting it off because of all the complications. My husband is *ahem* not to brag but, he's bruised my cervix before and I often need to remind him how big and eager he is. The vibe would help me "open up" a little more and distract me from any minor discomfort, but I've honestly found myself not enjoying it anymore and it's so sexually frustrating. I've had 3 wet dreams in a row and I've kept my mouth shut about it because I don't know what to do anymore.

28.11.2022 00:11:48
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Electoral College
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5151
Reputation: 4971
Posts: 100
Atheista
28.11.2022 16:30:05
Electoral College

DumbBitchJuice wrote:
Electoral I get that problem a lot. I had a pocket one that may as well've been a phone vibration... When it worked. It would turn off randomly, it sucked. Magic Wands have been good to me but now I think I'm getting too used to them. XD
OMG thats terrible ._, mine is, like, from cvs so i feel like its probaby the same deal here </33 ill have to go to a real store one of these days

28.11.2022 16:30:05
and when the autism strikes back what then?
DumbBitchJuice
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2760
Reputation: 2618
Posts: 42
Atheista
28.11.2022 18:33:50
DumbBitchJuice

If you have a Spencer's, they got some intriguing eye candy in the back of the store. From naughty candies to lingerie and of course the toys. I saw some rabbit vibes I remember being interested in last time I went. I think they also sell lubes, but I hate a lot of lube brands, my favourite is called "Fuck Water" and it's water based, body safe and toy friendly. I hope I gave some good info!

28.11.2022 18:33:50
Please use tone tags with me. They/Them default pronouns. Feel free to read my (developing) bio!

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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Bimbo City

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