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Next Big Bimbo Top Race | S01E02 - Sweet Revenge!

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02.06.2020
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Poison Black
devildiana
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Freethinkerland
04.06.2020 18:33:04
devildiana

Skol Lady Jade!



04.06.2020 18:33:04
Bambeano
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Freethinkerland
04.06.2020 19:09:20
Bambeano

Thanks Brittany!  The best part of that cooking fiasco was getting the producers to let me do it in a bar with all of those bottles of alcohol around!  Well, that and being able to try the various drinks there also. You would of loved all of the bottles of liquor, just asking to be drunk!   I'm totally ready to party, just don't ask me to bake anything.  

04.06.2020 19:09:20

Bambeano
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Freethinkerland
04.06.2020 19:10:02
Bambeano

Skol Countess!  Your dessert was strong, like I like it!  Got any left to bring to the party Brittany is hosting?


04.06.2020 19:10:02

devildiana
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Freethinkerland
04.06.2020 21:01:29
devildiana

Well Lady Jade, The legend tells us that the dwarves had three cauldrons with "The Mead of Poetry"...so we have still two. Skol!


Bambeano wrote:
Skol Countess!  Your dessert was strong, like I like it!  Got any left to bring to the party Brittany is hosting?



04.06.2020 21:01:29
LunarAurora
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Atheista
04.06.2020 23:56:25
LunarAurora

Hi babies! How are you?
Due to the huge amount of money I make in a regular bases, along the mountain that the sponsors are paying me, I've been quite absent. But I'm back to introduce you to the...

MAIN WEEK CHALLENGE!

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This week, following our tour at the kitchen that our sponsors equipped and demand us to use, we're making DESSERT INSPIRED LOOKS!
I don't think you guys realized how much I LOVE DESSERTS

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Our mini challenge winner, Jade, will chose which dessert will be made by each contestant. 


04.06.2020 23:56:25

LunarAurora
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Atheista
05.06.2020 01:16:04
LunarAurora

The desserts will be:

Brazilian Milk Pudding - Brazil



The "Pudim de Leite Condensado" is a very common homemade dessert in Brazil, not the same as a flan but mistaken by it. Made with condensed milk and eggs, covered with melted sugar caramel.

Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte - Germany


German classic dessert, it's the Black Forest Cake: chocolate cake filled with cherry and whipped cream.

Apple Pie - USA



The principal filling ingredient is apple. It is often served with whipped cream or ice cream.

Churro - Spain


Its origin is claimed by Portugal, but commonly known as a Spanish dessert, it's a fried doughnut dessert served with hot chocolate milk, dulce de leche, or filled and covered with lots of flavorings in Brazil and other Latin American countries.

Pan de Muerto - Mexico



A traditional Mexican sweet bread that is commonly made during El Día de Los Muertos (celebrated from October 31st to November 2nd)

Panna Cotta - Italy



An Italian dessert of sweetened cream thickened with gelatin and molded. The cream may be aromatized with coffee, vanilla, or other flavorings.

Ptichye Moloko - Russia



It is a soft chocolate-covered candy filled with soft meringue or milk soufflé. Can be translated as "bird's milk"

Dragon's Beard Candy - China



A.K.A. Chinese cotton candy, is a popular street dessert also in South Korea, Hong Kong, and Singapore.

Matchá Cake - Japan



A green tea cake usually served with heavy cream.

Qumbe - Somalia



Made from coconut, sugar, and oil, which is spiced with cardamom, is a much-loved sweet. The sugar is brought to a boil with a bit of water, then the cardamom is added, followed by shredded coconut.

Good luck to the competitors! :D

05.06.2020 01:16:04

Bambeano
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Freethinkerland
05.06.2020 01:38:47
Bambeano

Soooo, we are just going to look like desserts, not actually make any right? I have already had enough of attempting to cook anything in a kitchen.


05.06.2020 01:38:47

Poison Black
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Secville
05.06.2020 01:43:58
Poison Black

And since we have a sweet teeth and there's always room for more dessert, everyone in Bimboland can sugar crash this ball! ;)

Also, I would like to add an extra top in our main challenge, let's roll some music theme to this party:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2CQxzVY7N3RD9PknQZ85Kf?si=cklQAnKNSKeWdOCNCN6ziw

So, let's this party begins!!!



I almost forget! Since no one should ever think about make a look inspired for international desserts, the shop will be open for everyone in this challenge, so you can pick whatever you want and just print it, so make sure you will be on your best look! And yes, my dear Jade, you should BE a sweet, not make another one. Nothing in this world will make me let you cook anything in my beautiful kitchen ever again, I swear!

05.06.2020 01:43:58


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
Bambeano
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Freethinkerland
05.06.2020 02:42:19
Bambeano

What? I got to choose, who gets what?  That's my reward?  I thought I my prize was going to be a new tatt kit, alcohol, or something else.  Oh well, I guess since I've been assigned the job, I'll do what I have to do.  It'll be easier for me I just pick whichever dessert reminds me of whichever person. But first, let me finish off the last bit of this rum in my bottle.

Annie: Dragon's Beard Candy.  You are too sweet, like pure sugar.  You're so sweet that it should be sickening, but people come back for more because your sweetness is addicting.

Count (Diana):  Churro:  I could imagine you getting your enemies and deep frying them and rolling them in sugar. You might do that to your friends also, if given the chance. SKol! 

Fawn:   Qumbe Looks are deceiving.  Sweet, a bit nutty in a good way, and you got a spicy kick to you that brings everything together about you.  

Hayden:   Apple pie.  Sweet, surrounded by layers of flaky crust.  Your sweet, can be mushy, but got that cinnamon spice and has that exterior that helps keep it all together. 

Jade: Matcha Cake: I just picked this because I love matcha, and it's green!!!!  I wonder if they make a sake and matcha cake?
 

Kitty Claws:  Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.  Beautiful on the outside, rich and decadent. Elegant dessert, like yourself.

   
Lindy Mae:  Pan de Muerto.  What says Lindy Mae more than a dessert that celebrates death?  I mean you are dead yourself, so......

Mia:   Ptichye Moloko.   Not too over the top sweet, refined,looks well put together. 

Miranda :  Brazilian Milk Pudding.  Creamy, smooth, dripping with tantalizing sweetness.  Yes, someone would gladly want to spoon you. 

Pixie :  Panna Cotta.  Sophiscated, not over the top and pleasing to the eye and palate.  Looks simple, but is delicate and melts in your mouth.  Add the delicious accessories and you're the talk of the party!

If this doesn't make any sense to any of you, oh well, it made plenty of sense to me, especially when I'm going on this 2nd bottle of rum!! 





05.06.2020 02:42:19

devildiana
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Freethinkerland
05.06.2020 05:45:15
devildiana

devildiana
Suddenly it begins to snow, a shadow wearing brown leather clothes appears under the trees. The Countess opens her eyes and stares. A song starts to play in the background, is "Cowboys From Hell". The countess sings:


Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen well my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell.

The countess shoots six times upwards and says

Snow for sugar and brown leather for fried dough, fair enough, have round of churros, amigo!

She shots six more times and sings

Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell.

She shoots a final round and screams

666 the number of the beast!

05.06.2020 05:45:15

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