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Created
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CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224404
Reputation: 313028
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
03.05.2021 21:13:18
CinnamonSugar

Oh, Mona! 
That's not your fault. I took a business etiquette course in, oh, probably 2006 (eek! I'm so old). I had no work experience then, either, but I think I was allowed to put "babysitting" on my resume assignment. The instructor should realize that not everyone has work experience prior to attending university; I certainly didn't!

03.05.2021 21:13:18
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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Robeanie
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2223
Reputation: 1736
Posts: 9
Reasonopia
04.05.2021 00:05:38
Robeanie

i want the mew build a bear

04.05.2021 00:05:38
THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 124946
Reputation: 41143
Posts: 1089
Atheista
04.05.2021 00:32:16
THAT bitch

i'm going through an art block and it's made me realize that i really don't like my art. i just don't like the style and the blandness of it. i'm always comparing myself to others. makes me feel icky :0(

04.05.2021 00:32:16
   - hugz <3



sxcg0rl
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 38734
Reputation: 18846
Posts: 235
Freethinkerland
04.05.2021 07:11:05
sxcg0rl

lol does anyone else just play on bimbo land in the middle of class? zoom classes r so boring sometimes lol and i care more abt my bimbo than class sometimes which is soooo silly

04.05.2021 07:11:05

Anna Lena
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133850
Reputation: 55371
Posts: 3773
Freethinkerland
04.05.2021 13:07:31
Anna Lena

I do the basic tasks during webinars as well

Also just waiting for someone to turn up to a Zoom meeting that was scheduled for 1pm.. and got postponed to 2pm.... now 7 minutes late 

04.05.2021 13:07:31
Kawaii Mew
Mona Elizabeth
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 161408
Reputation: 66954
Posts: 830
Atheista
04.05.2021 15:57:18
Mona Elizabeth

CinnamonSugar wrote:
Oh, Mona! 
That's not your fault. I took a business etiquette course in, oh, probably 2006 (eek! I'm so old). I had no work experience then, either, but I think I was allowed to put "babysitting" on my resume assignment. The instructor should realize that not everyone has work experience prior to attending university; I certainly didn't!
Aw thank you, Cinnamon! It makes me feel a lot better to know that I am not the only person who's ever entered college without having work experience :D 


04.05.2021 15:57:18
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

BarbieIa
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1119
Reputation: 1086
Posts: 32
Reasonopia
05.05.2021 05:16:05
BarbieIa

I actually played BIMBO land over my phone at work, makes a lot more sense to assign tasks in the morning to speed up progression.
the format vs the web layout is slightly different however

05.05.2021 05:16:05
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272847
Reputation: 225564
Posts: 1496
Atheista
06.05.2021 02:12:38
Queerla

It's my mom's birthday today, she would have been 65. I had a fraught relationship with her that healed somewhat in her last few years, but there were some unhealed things as well. She died 11 years ago and still feel complicated about our relationship, but I miss her. 

06.05.2021 02:12:38
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Lei X
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34580
Reputation: 17082
Posts: 535
Atheista
06.05.2021 04:20:21
Lei X

I won 200 diamonds in the spin-the-wheel. I couldn't figure out whether or not to buy an extra slot for my artifacts or 4 extra slots for my closet (I had 100 diamonds at the time.)
I'm not sure why, but I impulsively spent them all on the wheel. All I got was superficiality and sex appeal. You know, the things you get from minigames? Yeah, those.
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I'm unironically really frustrated with myself for doing that. I kinda want to punch the screen. Obviously I'm being hyperbolic here, I'm not actually going to punch the screen, but holy shit, the B in BPD is for Bimbo, and boy do I feel like one right now. I really wanted a new artifact slot.
Miku Dance GIFs  Tenor 
TL;DR: Unironically ruined my own day by wasting viddy game money. 




06.05.2021 04:20:21
     
 
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224404
Reputation: 313028
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
06.05.2021 23:06:30
CinnamonSugar

Public Service Announcement: Be respectful to cashiers & other retail workers. 
Also, be realistic with your requests. 

******
I am tired of customers with unrealistic demands.
Today's example:
Customer came in with vitamins & the packing slip from her online order. She claimed she had been sent the wrong item. I said, "Let me check the UPC code." The packaging slip matched the item she'd received.  "Let me pull up your online order to double check." The item she'd ordered matched the packing slip & the item.
So, I told her I could process it as a return. 
But getting her money back wasn't enough for her. She said I was "being impossible" & that it was not her fault she'd ordered the wrong item. She claimed it was the company's fault. In addition to the refund of what she paid, which I gave her in full despite the vitamins being OPEN, she wanted a 20% off coupon because she claimed she had used one even though it was not marked on the packing slip nor the online lookup. (Not to mention, it's not like I can just create coupons on demand, nor do we have any in store.)




06.05.2021 23:06:30
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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