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CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224444
Reputation: 313076
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
07.05.2021 16:09:48
CinnamonSugar

I mean, it is kind of funny to me that people are so ridiculous. If I ordered the wrong item online, I would just return it,  not blame the company & claim it's their fault. I have bought clothes online that didn't fit & returned them. I didn't blame the company. I bought an electric pencil sharpener online once that didn't work; I returned it in-store & wasn't rude to the person who gave me a refund. I didn't demand that they give me more than I spent. I didn't say "you're being impossible." I didn't say, "Im never buying from this company again."
The customer last night was being overly dramatic about a $15 bottle of vitamins. 

07.05.2021 16:09:48
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Sinn
Level 17
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3828
Reputation: 2387
Posts: 17
Atheista
07.05.2021 22:22:36
Sinn

How can it be the company's fault that she bought the wrong item?

07.05.2021 22:22:36
pierrot
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50042
Reputation: 28390
Posts: 241
Antitheocra
08.05.2021 00:18:43
pierrot

everyone's PBFC looks are so wonderful!! i've only voted once but the amount of camp i saw was most excellent. Cheers to all and I hope everyone is happy with how their outfit turned out :D

08.05.2021 00:18:43
reanimated corpse of your dreams -☆゚. ・they/xe/he/it //. ・ ☆゚. ・

craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7807074
Reputation: 323258
Posts: 1661
Agnostica
08.05.2021 00:26:18
craigslist-stripper

i had a customer get mad at me once because i delivered her food too fast. with some customers, there’s literally nothing you could do to make them happy so it’s best to just laugh at how ridiculous their demands are instead :3c

08.05.2021 00:26:18

Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18822
Posts: 253
Atheista
08.05.2021 17:08:17
Bimkko

writting an entire fix it to mend the damage that a shit show finale did to me i havent written in ages but the wrath of having to witness those shit last episodes just got me unleashing all my words again, im halfway thru, everyone clap for me so that i dont lose momentum and finish that whole bitch

08.05.2021 17:08:17
pierrot
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50042
Reputation: 28390
Posts: 241
Antitheocra
09.05.2021 00:05:38
pierrot

 does this look like this for anyone else?

09.05.2021 00:05:38
reanimated corpse of your dreams -☆゚. ・they/xe/he/it //. ・ ☆゚. ・

Anna Lena
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133890
Reputation: 55411
Posts: 3773
Freethinkerland
09.05.2021 09:55:08
Anna Lena

Customers can be ridiculous and I’ve seen it so many times online and in real life that they threaten to never shop there again/post it on insta/write a bad review and it’s almost always when they know they’re in the wrong 

09.05.2021 09:55:08
Kawaii Mew
Amberthehoe
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13619
Reputation: 7792
Posts: 69
Freethinkerland
09.05.2021 10:19:43
Amberthehoe

I literally cannot work retail ever again omg I used to work at Victoria’s Secret before they put everyone on furlough during the pandemmy and it was terrible

09.05.2021 10:19:43



Mixxa
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 176817
Reputation: 40562
Posts: 68
Atheista
09.05.2021 10:58:01
Mixxa

I get yelled at almost every week because some product is sold out...

09.05.2021 10:58:01

Anna Lena
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133890
Reputation: 55411
Posts: 3773
Freethinkerland
09.05.2021 15:22:12
Anna Lena

Honestly don’t know how people do it. I think if they found me in a bad mode, I’d just tell them where to go.. 

09.05.2021 15:22:12
Kawaii Mew

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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