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PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1936243
Reputation: 69928
Posts: 1285
Reasonopia
23.04.2021 21:18:55
PlushKlavier

I had a Peepy prophecy in my dreams last night and I made a quick artist rendition, if some of the new Peepy colors are going to be orange and/or yellow (bonus points for being fluffy) you'll know I called it first!


23.04.2021 21:18:55

Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
24.04.2021 03:44:33
Queerla

7 hours on zoom is too many hours.

24.04.2021 03:44:33
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775413
Reputation: 154520
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
24.04.2021 06:16:34
Cum_Dumpster

Shipping needs to stop being so hard on me



24.04.2021 06:16:34
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Anna Lena
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133850
Reputation: 55371
Posts: 3773
Freethinkerland
24.04.2021 15:52:09
Anna Lena

After about 3 weeks of not getting any emails from Bimboland, I woke up to one this morning!

24.04.2021 15:52:09
Kawaii Mew
risotto
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14761
Reputation: 10724
Posts: 110
Atheista
24.04.2021 18:48:38
risotto

PlushKlavier wrote:
I had a Peepy prophecy in my dreams last night and I made a quick artist rendition, if some of the new Peepy colors are going to be orange and/or yellow (bonus points for being fluffy) you'll know I called it first!
completely obssesed with these


24.04.2021 18:48:38


NocturnaHalliwell
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 41145
Reputation: 26987
Posts: 124
Atheista
24.04.2021 19:17:50
NocturnaHalliwell

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Shipping needs to stop being so hard on me


Oh I get you. You have no no idea how much. 

24.04.2021 19:17:50
“But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
    


" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35779
Reputation: 18521
Posts: 286
Atheista
24.04.2021 23:26:33
Hyperpussy

I made purchase of some septum rings last week and they were supposed to arrive today and guess what... NOT HERE spent sixty  dollars hairs on them and if I don’t get them soon I’m gonna be pissed >:0

24.04.2021 23:26:33
Me, coming to fucking GET you

sxcg0rl
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 38734
Reputation: 18846
Posts: 235
Freethinkerland
25.04.2021 10:13:42
sxcg0rl

i got so drunk last night and my head has been pounding this whole day but i didnt wanna nap or id ruin my sleep tonight

25.04.2021 10:13:42

CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224374
Reputation: 312989
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
25.04.2021 12:00:46
CinnamonSugar

Anna Lena wrote:
After about 3 weeks of not getting any emails from Bimboland, I woke up to one this morning!
You know, I haven't gotten any of the comment reply emails in weeks. I checked my settings to make sure they were turned on.
Good to know someone else wasn't getting emails.

25.04.2021 12:00:46
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2041878
Reputation: 220421
Posts: 2490
Atheista
26.04.2021 01:04:01
peeslurper69

besties .. i actually do have internet access despite being in a mental health facility B) 

26.04.2021 01:04:01
your reluctant optimist 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
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The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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