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CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224374
Reputation: 312989
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
19.04.2021 23:51:09
CinnamonSugar

What does a caffeine crash feel like?

I tried an energy drink today, which had way more caffeine than my usual cup of coffee. And within a few hours, I felt terrible (and still do). I'm guessing it's from the caffeine, but I don't know that I've ever had a caffeine crash before to know what it feels like.

19.04.2021 23:51:09
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
izzywave
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1259
Reputation: 1095
Posts: 14
Atheista
19.04.2021 23:57:00
izzywave

Hi i dont know if this is the right thread but i just got a job interview and im so happy i havent had one for 2 years and ive never had a job so this could be my first one ever!! i dont think im going to get the job so im not going to get my hopes up but getting interviews is good and its a starting point so im so happy and i really hope it goes well and fingers crossed i get the job although its slim

19.04.2021 23:57:00

CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224374
Reputation: 312989
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
19.04.2021 23:59:24
CinnamonSugar

Izzy, yes, it's fine to post that here. This thread is for pretty much anything (except porn, sexual roleplay, or other things that are against forum rules).

19.04.2021 23:59:24
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7667210
Reputation: 321944
Posts: 1643
Agnostica
20.04.2021 01:48:24
craigslist-stripper

coming here to vent but basically i graduate in less than 1 month and i am so nervous. i feel sick to my stomach all the time and i have no motivation, sometimes i just stand and stare at the floor floor and i feel paralyzed like i cant get anything done. my professors are recommending that i start applying for jobs right now but i feel so overwhelmed at just the idea of trying to start my career!! all ive ever done my whole life is go to school, im scared to move on and do something else. i am confident in my abilities but i am not a people person and im worried thats going to hold me back a lot more now...

ive been crying all night thinking about this and procrastinating a project that i have due tomorrow. i dont know what to do with myself anymore

20.04.2021 01:48:24

LizardKiwi
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30627
Reputation: 17178
Posts: 196
Atheista
20.04.2021 03:07:04
LizardKiwi

Sometimes I go on hunger strikes when I fight with my mom. No, they don't achieve anything except my head hurting from being hungry. I don't feel good
edit: I have come to the realization that that might be a form of self harm .-.

20.04.2021 03:07:04
Call me Ezra pls :)
Strawberry Shortcake
FunnyValentine
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23335
Reputation: 11943
Posts: 226
Atheista
20.04.2021 03:57:42
FunnyValentine

FunnyValentine wrote:
Coral Catharsis wrote:
@FunnyValentine If he’s ignoring you already he may not be worth your time to invest in. If he’s a busy guy give it a day or two to reply to you but I wouldn’t put myself in a situation where Im always waiting on a guy in hopes he’ll change.
yeah i reached out and told him to call me, we'll see how this goes but this is the only time i am going to message him first cause im not going to beg
yeah he called me and then dumped me :D

20.04.2021 03:57:42
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
traggot
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 317891
Reputation: 106656
Posts: 1386
Atheista
20.04.2021 09:28:49
traggot

thank you to bimbolands staff for having a craze on my birthday. love that for me. none of the rest of you have my sharing a birthday with a staff member and accidentally getting a birthday craze due to that clout

20.04.2021 09:28:49
it/she 20s reanimated tdyke mutt, debate me for free wins and help me reach curious gold.

Mona Elizabeth
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 161408
Reputation: 66954
Posts: 830
Atheista
20.04.2021 13:40:20
Mona Elizabeth

My profile is going through another one of those phases where almost no one visits/comments and I feel so lonely *cries*

20.04.2021 13:40:20
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

LizardKiwi
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30627
Reputation: 17178
Posts: 196
Atheista
20.04.2021 14:41:19
LizardKiwi

My mom found the clip of my flute solo from my senior year band performance and I’d never heard it before and damn, I was better than I thought I was. My friend said to stop being humble about it cause I never said anything in high school to anyone so that’s me bragging.

20.04.2021 14:41:19
Call me Ezra pls :)
Strawberry Shortcake
Immortality, darling
Level 213
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7665757
Reputation: 84336
Posts: 894
Secville
20.04.2021 18:02:10
Immortality, darling

so i only have 36 skins left to buy in the shop (league of legends)

20.04.2021 18:02:10

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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