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Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18821
Posts: 253
Atheista
17.04.2021 17:02:43
Bimkko

i hate being dumb lmao ill watch smart ppl show n zone out n then i wake up mentally n suddenly the plot is 492929 miles forwards what went on??? no idea. someone getting arrested, but i got no idea why they are evidenced for murder cuz i missed all the links in the middle
still highly enjoyin myself tho but i hav no clue whats going

17.04.2021 17:02:43
Confetti
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25128
Reputation: 14691
Posts: 55
Freethinkerland
17.04.2021 17:56:06
Confetti

Any other browser games you all like? I used to be crazy active on goatlings but I kinda dropped off of it. The art style is very cute but if you miss to many months all of the outfits become so expensive!! That site has a horrible economy.
I used to play virtual popstar as well but it just wasnt as fun as this site.
I play club penguin rewritten as well which I love so much! (If you wanna revisit club penguin go on that site!)
I used to play icepets as well but its literally just neopets with a less active user base.

17.04.2021 17:56:06

AnastazjaNadia
Level 260
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17124825
Reputation: 597675
Posts: 23907
Reasonopia
17.04.2021 19:17:20
AnastazjaNadia

Thank you! ♡♡♡

CinnamonSugar
wrote:
AnastazjaNadia wrote:
2 times in a row I wake up at 4 am and can't sleep. how to live?
There is a sleep thread somewhere....*returns with link*  https://bimbo.land/forum/who-has-sleep-issues-how-we-cope/t4950?page=3#post_541464

I don't have a good solution, though. I have tried a lot of products over the years. Sometimes something will work but later won't work. 


17.04.2021 19:17:20
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2040536
Reputation: 220333
Posts: 2490
Atheista
17.04.2021 20:10:34
peeslurper69

i want to completely redo all of my looks and change my bimbo's style but that's so much work

17.04.2021 20:10:34
your reluctant optimist 
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224359
Reputation: 312975
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
17.04.2021 23:43:24
CinnamonSugar

Neci, maybe just do a little at a time. 

17.04.2021 23:43:24
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225552
Posts: 1496
Atheista
17.04.2021 23:54:39
Queerla

Magnesium is literally a treatment for constipation so that is a WILD claim on the part of the company.

CinnamonSugar
wrote:
I hate customer services sometimes.

I tried a new multivitamin which contains magnesium. Magnesium in the past has caused me diarrhea. This multivitamin did, too. The company claims it has a 90 day money back guarantee. However, when I told them I had diarrhea after taking their product, they told me there was no way their product caused diarrhea & I couldn't get my money back. I explained to them what I just said here (that I think it's the magnesium). She repeated that it couldn't be their product because their product doesn't cause diarrhea. 

Ha ha ha. But also soooo annoying. 

Edit: also, now, I kind of want to be a troll & post a bunch of negative reviews. 

Edit 2: I just got a call from the phone # that was customer service. I didn't answer. The voicemail was, "Hello?....Hello?..." but nothing saying that they were so-and-so from customer service. 


17.04.2021 23:54:39
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224359
Reputation: 312975
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
18.04.2021 00:25:06
CinnamonSugar

Right?!
Magnesium citrate & milk of magnesium are common laxatives. 

18.04.2021 00:25:06
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2040536
Reputation: 220333
Posts: 2490
Atheista
18.04.2021 00:37:57
peeslurper69

CinnamonSugar wrote:
Neci, maybe just do a little at a time. 
yeah that's what i'm gonna do ! i also have like no inspiration tho rip LOL

18.04.2021 00:37:57
your reluctant optimist 
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224359
Reputation: 312975
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
18.04.2021 00:53:15
CinnamonSugar

Yeah, I go through Bimb-spiration dry spells, too.


18.04.2021 00:53:15
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
Coral Catharsis
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13923
Reputation: 5875
Posts: 13
Atheista
18.04.2021 01:38:43
Coral Catharsis

I want to play the new Nier remake so badly but I'm poor ): 

Also I have to get writing again. Covid has given me more time to sit and write but taken any inspiration I've had to do so. 

18.04.2021 01:38:43

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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