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BeatriceVelvet
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13567
Reputation: 8998
Posts: 56
Atheista
08.04.2020 08:17:50
BeatriceVelvet

At the end of this whole thing I'm gonna look like a long lost Beatle. I (re)-got a pixie cut in late December. From experience I know I can trim the back every 5 or so weeks to keep the mullet in check but I need to get a new cut after 3 or so months. However, everything shut down in early march before I could go in. I'm debating on just growing it out because it's not like there are many people to see it looking horrible. 

08.04.2020 08:17:50
Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301149
Reputation: 70641
Posts: 1191
Atheista
08.04.2020 08:36:38
Tyetyus

I brought my first ever kit to dye my hair a month ago before everything closed down. Haven't used it since because who will see?! and being extremely lazy. Now I fear it will not cover all the gray - its around 6cm gray from the roots instead of the 3cm that it was 1 month ago. Any tips how to actually do it? It says it should be done on dry hair.

08.04.2020 08:36:38
A cat is an attitude with fur.

missmello
Level 14
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1949
Reputation: 1658
Posts: 8
Atheista
08.04.2020 14:09:16
missmello

I'm tired and I dont wanna get out of bed :(

08.04.2020 14:09:16
Yettybabez
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24475
Reputation: 10674
Posts: 329
Atheista
08.04.2020 15:19:20
Yettybabez

Today I learn that you have to put yourself first, not to be selfish or anything, but to  have a peaceful mind, loving heart, courage, strength to live life.

Although people around you might love and care about you or say that they do, it important to love and care for yourself within as it will help you establish who you are and what you want and need in life. Especially in this quarantine

Do you agree?




08.04.2020 15:19:20
And that on perrriooddddt loooool 
cowgirl
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22477
Reputation: 13872
Posts: 149
Reasonopia
08.04.2020 15:58:06
cowgirl

Yettybabez wrote:

Today I learn that you have to put yourself first, not to be selfish or anything, but to  have a peaceful mind, loving heart, courage, strength to live life.

Although people around you might love and care about you or say that they do, it important to love and care for yourself within as it will help you establish who you are and what you want and need in life. Especially in this quarantine

Do you agree?



i agree with you. i think anyone in your life who calls basic self care and putting yourself first "selfish" is trying to manipulate you into giving them more of your emotional energy. putting yourself first is necessary to be a functional person. that's how we develop a strong sense of self, an understanding of our needs, and a general attunement to ourselves. things like this are the foundation of our being and we need to have a strong foundation to have a good life. a strong foundation is also really important for helping others.

08.04.2020 15:58:06
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
08.04.2020 16:15:31
honorscollege

bernie dropped out :-( we all knew it was a matter of time but it's still sad. i hate this country.

08.04.2020 16:15:31
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2041878
Reputation: 220421
Posts: 2490
Atheista
08.04.2020 17:15:15
peeslurper69

i play so much animal crossing that i keep finding myself playing from full battery to almost dying and then being bored and having to wait while it charges  and repeat

sometimes i play while it charges but that thing gets so hot i think it may explode  

08.04.2020 17:15:15
your reluctant optimist 
Number1Angel
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17357
Reputation: 10211
Posts: 437
Atheista
08.04.2020 18:17:42
Number1Angel

honorscollege wrote:
bernie dropped out :-( we all knew it was a matter of time but it's still sad. i hate this country.

I expected it to occur, but I am sad as well. Hopefully his vision and message will inspire someone else to take the torch and hopefully continue the movement. 

08.04.2020 18:17:42
mariawtflmao
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37327
Reputation: 19296
Posts: 513
Atheista
08.04.2020 18:22:11
mariawtflmao

im depressed

08.04.2020 18:22:11
- xoxo M.
mariawtflmao
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37327
Reputation: 19296
Posts: 513
Atheista
08.04.2020 18:22:29
mariawtflmao

but i had chicken alfredo today so it was a better day

08.04.2020 18:22:29
- xoxo M.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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