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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
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Reasonopia
07.04.2020 03:05:44
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Well I guess I'm worse then. Fine with me. Like I said, I'm sick of pretending to be a perfect good nice person when fact is humans as a collective are garbage imo.

07.04.2020 03:05:44
They/Them 
Peg leg
Level 23
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Freethinkerland
07.04.2020 03:36:03
Peg leg

While I can’t say I have any sympathy for his situation given he is partially responsible for the critical condition he and so many other British people are in at the moment, I still hope he has a full recovery. Not for him, but for his family. I would never wish for a child to lose their father, regardless of how I feel about his politics. 

07.04.2020 03:36:03
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Hat5une Miku
Level 31
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Secville
07.04.2020 11:09:36
Hat5une Miku

Alexstrasza wrote:
He's also a human being. The fact you're cheering for someone else to die speaks volumes about who you are as a person and how far we've fallen as a species.
You don't have to stoop to BoJo's level, you can choose to be better than him. It's honestly quite easy, he doesn't set the bar that high.
hes a human being who wants me dead, refuses to say whether or not he disagrees with eugenics, and as earlier said directly responsible for peoples suffering not because of his policies but because he cant keep his mouth shut. im not celebrating his death (thank you for that gymnastic leap simone biles lovely floor routine) but the fact that he and his party have gutted the nhs for the last 10 years and hes now relying on it, while actual doctors and nurses who cant get ppe are dying? i have to laugh

07.04.2020 11:09:36

Hat5une Miku
Level 31
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Secville
07.04.2020 11:12:04
Hat5une Miku

Peg leg wrote:
While I can’t say I have any sympathy for his situation given he is partially responsible for the critical condition he and so many other British people are in at the moment, I still hope he has a full recovery. Not for him, but for his family. I would never wish for a child to lose their father, regardless of how I feel about his politics. 
considering that his inability to follow his own advice resulted in his pregnant girlfriend getting covid19 (symptoms no test as far as i know) and the fact that he proudly (proudly!) admitted to shaking hands with covid-positive patients the real victims are all the people he came into contact with  which apparently is half the nhs and the upper echelons of the tory party cabinet

07.04.2020 11:12:04

Hat5une Miku
Level 31
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Secville
07.04.2020 11:16:08
Hat5une Miku

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Here's the thing. I'm sick of pretending I'm a perfect person. I'm not out here in Johnson's dms telling him "die bitch". I'm in the Bimboland forums being a bitch because I'm a human being who gets angry and annoyed about injustice, about people who choose money over the health of a nation, people who choose money over basic human decency. It's my choice to stoop to his level. You know what the difference between us is? He's in a position of power to make real positive change in society, whereas I'm a 21-year-old poor student who nobody fucking listens to.

I would rather be petty and evil than pretend I have even the tiniest shred of sympathy for one of the many greedy idiots who are hoarding money and power and doing fuck all with it.
Wishing a highly transmittable disease on someone doesn't make you stoop to his level, it makes you worse. It's you saying "I don't just hate you, I hate your family, your friends, your coworkers, I hate the people that you pass on the street, I hate your housekeeper, your nanny, the people that bus your tables, the people that bag your groceries, I hate everyone you could possibly come into contact with SO MUCH that I wish them infected, sick, and dying as well just because I can't see beyond the tiny sphere of reality I call my own." Your age and economic stability will garner you no sympathy, because many have come from worse places than you, have fought through it, and have risen above it, without spewing the same hatred that you do. Get your shit together, please.
imma keep it real w u chief some random avatar on the internet making fun of a prime minister who has long since been the devil getting a disease which has a 96% recovery rate doesnt make them worse than him

07.04.2020 11:16:08

Bimkko
Level 41
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Atheista
07.04.2020 12:13:21
Bimkko

Only reason I wouldn't wish harm upon this kind of shit ppl is in this specific case, where there are very limited medical resources. I feel more sadness related that this guy will take a spot in a hospital that could have been given to a person who's not an awful human being who cause harm upon others with their policies. This guy got power and riches so he'll likely get treated whereas others may suffer and won't get healed since resources will be allocated to him.
also how weak is the reasoning of "think about the kids", you mean you'd rather have kids grow with one of their main influence (one of their parent) being an intolerant asshole who'll either cause them emotional turmoil or turn them into new tiny assholes who share similar twisted view? You know that sometimes, not having the classic Two Parents is better when these guys suck?

"you're worst than the devil because you want them gone" is what y'all rly sayin, aight aight. it's not just "i want everyone that i hate dead" it's "i want people who actively cause harm upon others gone", y'all saying we should let weeds overtake the garden n choke vegetables cause "they're plants too uwu"

the deontology with no regards to circumstances....sickening

07.04.2020 12:13:21
honorscollege
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Reasonopia
07.04.2020 17:31:09
honorscollege

It's extremely rare that someone so powerful has to reap the more life-threatening consequences of the policies they create.

I cannot blame anyone for finding joy or humor in Johnson's diagnosis. If anyone in the UK deserves to have coronavirus, it's the guy who dragged his feet in implementing containment measures, causing tons of preventable deaths. 

07.04.2020 17:31:09
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Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
07.04.2020 18:15:44
Alexstrasza

It is fitting and common sense that someone who exposes themselves to the virus would get infected. And considering how slowly and poorly he reacted to the outbreak and how many people will die as a result of it it's also fitting that he should suffer the consequences. When I found out he was sick I wasn't sad or happy, I was just further annoyed by his stupidity. No shit he got corona, it's a miracle it took him this long! But now that his situation is serious, things are different in my eyes. I'm clearly in the minority for not wanting someone else to suffer so I'll vacate this thread.

07.04.2020 18:15:44
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
egnirys cimredopyh +)
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Atheista
07.04.2020 18:57:42
egnirys cimredopyh +)

well i came here to talk about how coffee makes me feel shaky but it would seem like there's something else going down in here

07.04.2020 18:57:42

Ulvhild
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Secville
07.04.2020 19:07:55
Ulvhild

A change of topic is welcome. Please talk about how coffee makes you feel shaky! :D

07.04.2020 19:07:55
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