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egnirys cimredopyh +)
Level 32
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Posts: 101
Atheista
07.04.2020 19:41:01
egnirys cimredopyh +)

LMAO thank you. recently i have noticed that drinking hot coffee makes me feel shaky and weird which i never got with iced coffee.... maybe it’s just because i haven’t been able to go out and buy iced coffee in several weeks.... 

07.04.2020 19:41:01

Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
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Posts: 1111
Atheista
07.04.2020 23:46:21
Lil' George Bubblegum

egnirys cimredopyh +) wrote:
LMAO thank you. recently i have noticed that drinking hot coffee makes me feel shaky and weird which i never got with iced coffee.... maybe it’s just because i haven’t been able to go out and buy iced coffee in several weeks.... 
If you haven't consumed caffeine in a while, that may indeed be the case tbh
I have to take caffeine everyday before heading to bed because my brain was apparently born on Opposite Day and decided caffeine = sleeby time

07.04.2020 23:46:21
Number1Angel
Level 28
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Posts: 437
Atheista
08.04.2020 00:27:31
Number1Angel

Speaking of coffee, that whipped coffee that is on Tik Tok is great. I actually look forward to waking up and making it for myself to prepare for my ""class""

08.04.2020 00:27:31
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
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Posts: 715
Reasonopia
08.04.2020 02:54:05
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Coffee makes me shaky too, but I drink a lot of coffee in a day. Probably a whole pot. It's a stupid thing to drink when you know you have trouble managing anxiety but I like to be self-defeating so.

08.04.2020 02:54:05
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.04.2020 03:32:28
Classy Joe

Anxiety sucks so much. I have anxiety and when I get it, it doesn't feel very good.

08.04.2020 03:32:28
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33928
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
08.04.2020 03:36:14
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I was actually slowly working towards getting my butt to therapy because it got so bad that I decided I needed to consider meds. But now we have the plague-19. February was the worst month to put off getting a haircut and going to therapy lmao

08.04.2020 03:36:14
They/Them 
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.04.2020 03:38:01
Classy Joe

I got my haircut yesterday because it was really needed now it feels so much better short. 

08.04.2020 03:38:01
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33928
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
08.04.2020 03:48:43
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I'm in danger. I've been growing out my hair from a buzzcut for almost a year because I really want a mullet. Yes. A mullet. The danger comes from me desperately wanting a haircut already, and the fact that I own a buzzer. Like. The urge to just cut it all off is so strong. But I want that mullet tho T_T

08.04.2020 03:48:43
They/Them 
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.04.2020 03:51:10
Classy Joe

My hair doesn't grow long. It just grows bushy and feels horrible when too bushy.

08.04.2020 03:51:10
                                                          
Peg leg
Level 23
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 5882
Posts: 38
Freethinkerland
08.04.2020 03:59:52
Peg leg

Hat5une Miku wrote:
Peg leg wrote:
While I can’t say I have any sympathy for his situation given he is partially responsible for the critical condition he and so many other British people are in at the moment, I still hope he has a full recovery. Not for him, but for his family. I would never wish for a child to lose their father, regardless of how I feel about his politics. 
considering that his inability to follow his own advice resulted in his pregnant girlfriend getting covid19 (symptoms no test as far as i know) and the fact that he proudly (proudly!) admitted to shaking hands with covid-positive patients the real victims are all the people he came into contact with  which apparently is half the nhs and the upper echelons of the tory party cabinet
I agree, he is certainly no victim. The only people I feel bad for are those who are in contact with him and those who love him. Though I must say it’s extremely ironic that he got the virus, I still hope he has a fast recover for their sakes. But fuck him personally XD


08.04.2020 03:59:52
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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