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queengenevieve
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Atheista
12.08.2020 20:15:51
queengenevieve

cowboy wrote:
queengenevieve wrote:
when ur depressed and it's hot outside and u feel ur being panini pressed into a sexy little brick 
god i feel that in my soul. i worked 8 hours today and the whole time i felt like i was abt to pass out
:( poor thing make sure you're drinking a shit load of water! sometimes i just stand in front of a fan and spray freezing cold water in my face until I'm shocked out of it enough to like get out of bed or whatever 

12.08.2020 20:15:51
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Atheista
12.08.2020 20:16:45
Lil' George Bubblegum

I originally made this account to be a character of sorts but now I'm just being my usual stupid self and talking shit about my favorite songs, the fear of moths and just... whatever the hell is going on in my head right now. Sometimes it's a stickbug dancing.
Anyway been a while since I did the Myers-Briggs test and I'm not even sure if I'm still an INTJ, all I know is that I tried to make George a funky "opposite" of sorts akdjekfjledmfkwl. I should probably update my description :thinkingemoji:

12.08.2020 20:16:45
queengenevieve
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Atheista
12.08.2020 20:22:06
queengenevieve

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
I originally made this account to be a character of sorts but now I'm just being my usual stupid self and talking shit about my favorite songs, the fear of moths and just... whatever the hell is going on in my head right now. Sometimes it's a stickbug dancing.
Anyway been a while since I did the Myers-Briggs test and I'm not even sure if I'm still an INTJ, all I know is that I tried to make George a funky "opposite" of sorts akdjekfjledmfkwl. I should probably update my description :thinkingemoji:
that's actually so dope u based ur character on mbti, if u were going for esfp u killed it lol! <3

12.08.2020 20:22:06
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Atheista
12.08.2020 20:44:22
Lil' George Bubblegum

I didn't originally plan on basing him on a mbti type, but as I created him I just "you know what would be funny? If he was an ESFP" and bap, there it is LDJRLDNFLRWKDPRMSLGMRL
According to the newest result I'm STILL a INTJ-T, which means that, if this thing is real (I personally don't believe it but who knows, it may as well be, just like the zodiac, and I'm refusing to believe), I'm still just an insufferable asshole who can be summed up by the twitch smiley emoji





I made this

12.08.2020 20:44:22
AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
12.08.2020 21:10:17
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Honestly as much as I love personality tests they are annoyingly unreliable.

I mean, what is personality? Is it limited to your temperament? Which in psychology broadly refers to a set of biologically based behavioral patterns which remain largely unchanged during a person's life, far as I've understood the concept. Things such as how well or poorly a person handles stress, their impulsivity and level of caution, their level of activity, whether they are prone to taking initiative or to withdraw, how sensitive they are to sensory stimulation.

But a person's behavioral patterns are also largely affected by past experience. Negative and positive experiences create expectations which then inform our future choices and views, thus affecting our future experiences which will create new expectations for us which will inform our future choices, leading us into a constant state of change. And I imagine how difficult or easy it is to morph those expectations is a question of temperament, specifically their plasticity. Plasticity refers to the brain's ability to change, to form new neural pathways and to re-wire existing ones. Plasticity is why children learn faster than adults, because their brains essentially have more plasticity and are able to change and adapt quicker. So that's yet another part in the huge mix of Stuff In Your Brain that ultimately creates the whole of our personality.

And this is without getting into information, emotions, how emotions affect how we ingest information, opinions, traumas etc.

In summary, personality tests are fun but wildly inconsistent, especially because some people have more inconsistent personalities than others. It's impossible to realiably record something so unstatic as personality under the assumption that it will stay static. I think the most reliable personality test would be a temperament focused one, but I'm not sure if even temperament is that unchanging.

Side note: Anyone should not take any of the psychological mumbo jumbo I've mentioned here as fact. It is based on information I have gathered myself and there is no reason for you to trust that my knowledge is fact. There is always the possibility that I have misread information or straight up read misinformation, and if the subject matter is interesting to you you should do your own research and form your own opinions based on that. For me it's like a hobby? I think this is interesting but I am not an expert nor someone who should be considered a realiable source of information.

12.08.2020 21:10:17
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Atheista
12.08.2020 21:43:43
Lil' George Bubblegum

I just do them for the joke tbh. But yeah, they're highly inconsistent and don't mean a lot, because even your mbti type can change depending on your mood (and I think the website itself does say that? Maybe I'm getting it confused).
I wouldn't say the current human psychology is "evolutionary", but eh, I'm just not feeling like explaining it because this isn't college and I won't get graded for writing an essay flfjedljflsjxfldlxmf

12.08.2020 21:43:43
tuttifruti
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Atheista
12.08.2020 23:51:56
tuttifruti

morguegirl wrote:
you guys also go to the bimbo mailman profile when you are bored to see if there are people fighting in the comments or is it just me?
i didn't but now i'm curious why are these people fighting?? djksdhasjkdhka

edit: oh nevermind lmao i think i get it now and this is my new hobby

12.08.2020 23:51:56
SpermLover
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Agnostica
13.08.2020 00:23:17
SpermLover

tuttifruti wrote:
morguegirl wrote:
you guys also go to the bimbo mailman profile when you are bored to see if there are people fighting in the comments or is it just me?
i didn't but now i'm curious why are these people fighting?? djksdhasjkdhka

edit: oh nevermind lmao i think i get it now and this is my new hobby

Haha i just checked this out, so entertaining lmao

13.08.2020 00:23:17
queengenevieve
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Atheista
13.08.2020 01:16:15
queengenevieve

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Honestly as much as I love personality tests they are annoyingly unreliable.

I mean, what is personality? Is it limited to your temperament? Which in psychology broadly refers to a set of biologically based behavioral patterns which remain largely unchanged during a person's life, far as I've understood the concept. Things such as how well or poorly a person handles stress, their impulsivity and level of caution, their level of activity, whether they are prone to taking initiative or to withdraw, how sensitive they are to sensory stimulation.

But a person's behavioral patterns are also largely affected by past experience. Negative and positive experiences create expectations which then inform our future choices and views, thus affecting our future experiences which will create new expectations for us which will inform our future choices, leading us into a constant state of change. And I imagine how difficult or easy it is to morph those expectations is a question of temperament, specifically their plasticity. Plasticity refers to the brain's ability to change, to form new neural pathways and to re-wire existing ones. Plasticity is why children learn faster than adults, because their brains essentially have more plasticity and are able to change and adapt quicker. So that's yet another part in the huge mix of Stuff In Your Brain that ultimately creates the whole of our personality.

And this is without getting into information, emotions, how emotions affect how we ingest information, opinions, traumas etc.

In summary, personality tests are fun but wildly inconsistent, especially because some people have more inconsistent personalities than others. It's impossible to realiably record something so unstatic as personality under the assumption that it will stay static. I think the most reliable personality test would be a temperament focused one, but I'm not sure if even temperament is that unchanging.

Side note: Anyone should not take any of the psychological mumbo jumbo I've mentioned here as fact. It is based on information I have gathered myself and there is no reason for you to trust that my knowledge is fact. There is always the possibility that I have misread information or straight up read misinformation, and if the subject matter is interesting to you you should do your own research and form your own opinions based on that. For me it's like a hobby? I think this is interesting but I am not an expert nor someone who should be considered a realiable source of information.
totally but also it's fun and harmless in the same way that astrology is for some people. i think it's best for character creation and fandom culture because by definition it's built around stereotypes of what real people are like. the same way fictional characters rarely emulate real people, mbti isn't a perfect representation of the human psyche, and nor, i think, is it meant to be. it wasn't even created by students of psychology or anything like that, i mean it's based loosely on jung's work but loosely is the operative word, it's sort of just a fun way to appeal to our animal need to like sort everything into categories. like not quite on par with buzzfeed quizzes but along those same lines haha.

13.08.2020 01:16:15
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Atheista
13.08.2020 01:42:01
Lil' George Bubblegum

I think CommunityVerified's himbo should do an Elliott from Stardew Valley cosplay

Reason number 1:

Yes. Yes you give live lobsters to him and he loves them.


13.08.2020 01:42:01

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