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morguegirl
Level 174
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4209823
Reputation: 114530
Posts: 1694
Secville
13.08.2020 20:50:23
morguegirl

i'm in love with her :'( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3QQzOFpWaQ

13.08.2020 20:50:23
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
13.08.2020 23:10:04
Lil' George Bubblegum

Ugh I really should go to a doctor, my right eye's problem is definitely not astigmatism

13.08.2020 23:10:04
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33931
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
13.08.2020 23:13:46
AlienPrinceFromVenus

SpermLover wrote:
morguegirl wrote:
SpermLover wrote:
i hate my outfits after looking at them like 3 times :( pls tell me Im not the only one </3
you're not the only one :'(


It makes me insane :((
Haha, can't relate. I have impeccable taste, amazing vision and perfect execution. Except that one time I just couldn't colour match the heels I wanted to the rest of my outfit...

13.08.2020 23:13:46
They/Them 
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
14.08.2020 00:03:22
Lil' George Bubblegum

Had to improvise a makeshift eyepatch because my right eye is making me dizzy. If I try to see with it, everything looks dim, dark and blurry.
My left eye is fine though.
What a great experience being poor to the point you can't afford going to a proper ophthalmologist and thus you have to duct tape a wet cotton swab to your eye is :)

14.08.2020 00:03:22
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33708
Reputation: 12898
Posts: 278
Atheista
14.08.2020 00:22:41
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

nv players how long did it take you to finish dead money. i have been ignoring it for a month now <3 games hard </3

also i got a new lens prescription today and its so much higher than my last one i hate getting used to new lenses tear roll down face emoji

14.08.2020 00:22:41
 
cowboy
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27605
Reputation: 16145
Posts: 438
Atheista
14.08.2020 00:30:03
cowboy

Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX wrote:
nv players how long did it take you to finish dead money. i have been ignoring it for a month now <3 games hard </3

also i got a new lens prescription today and its so much higher than my last one i hate getting used to new lenses tear roll down face emoji
bro dead money is so good its my favourite of the DLCs...its pretty hard the first time but the second time i got through it in abt 2 days
its definitely worth playing either way, if youre on pc and youre that bothered by the horror aspects of it you can always turn on god mode or turn off ai detection so the enemies dont bother you

14.08.2020 00:30:03
 
Jayne Angel
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9790
Reputation: 6100
Posts: 14
Atheista
14.08.2020 00:58:21
Jayne Angel

i hateeee driving school its so boring god i wish all the theory would just flow into my head like POOF and i could start actual driving lessons right after

14.08.2020 00:58:21
ideal date : we r both vampire girls n we murder men in the dead of night then have a moonlight picnic<3
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274620
Reputation: 64400
Posts: 1038
Atheista
14.08.2020 01:05:46
Angel Dust

actually took my melatonin for once let's fuckin goooooooooooo

14.08.2020 01:05:46
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33708
Reputation: 12898
Posts: 278
Atheista
14.08.2020 01:05:51
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

cowboy wrote:
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX wrote:
nv players how long did it take you to finish dead money. i have been ignoring it for a month now <3 games hard </3

also i got a new lens prescription today and its so much higher than my last one i hate getting used to new lenses tear roll down face emoji
bro dead money is so good its my favourite of the DLCs...its pretty hard the first time but the second time i got through it in abt 2 days
its definitely worth playing either way, if youre on pc and youre that bothered by the horror aspects of it you can always turn on god mode or turn off ai detection so the enemies dont bother you
cowboy ur SO SMART... definitely taking your advice its the LAST DLC on my list!!! <3<3<3

14.08.2020 01:05:51
 
meatbomb
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 92279
Reputation: 31500
Posts: 756
Atheista
14.08.2020 01:09:43
meatbomb

i love my no hetero homies <3

14.08.2020 01:09:43

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
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What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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What is a Ximbo senator?
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Who is the Prime Ximbo?
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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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