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Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
11.08.2020 02:06:06
Big Boy JENKINS

In my not so humble opinion lobsters are already bugs no strings attached

The word "bug" is arbitrary and incosnistent and has changed its meaning several times since its inception but  I am of the staunch opinion that if you call an arachnid (in with Cheliceriformes) a bug then that also means that crabs are bugs (since they share a more recent common ancestor), for the sole reason that I think its funny to call a crab a bug. (And lobsters.)  In fact since insects (which are in with Hexapoda) descend from crustacean ancestors it could then be argued that bugs are crustaceans, not he other way around.  But basically my main thesis is that its fun to call a lobster a bug because you can live in the fast lane without technically being wrong.  Sorry I know we have a bug thread now but I saw the word Lobster and Bug int eh same sentence and went slightly insane. So this is my last word on bugs in this thread for now sorry for party rocking.

11.08.2020 02:06:06
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torrenoia
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Atheista
11.08.2020 02:14:45
torrenoia

CommunityVerified wrote:
tuttifruti wrote:
i've read all the good webcomics i could find... now nothing can please me anymore... i feel like a peak martial artist who doesen't have anything else to learn... such loneliness...
lmao i feel this so hard. im following over 100 comics and im like "i desire more".... as if 100 is not enough.... if you want i may have some suggestions since some are more obscure than others. 
sir reccommend me your favorite webcomics pls <3

11.08.2020 02:14:45
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
11.08.2020 02:30:30
Big Boy JENKINS

I'm not usuualy a webcomic person so IDK if this is somehting people on here ave already read but may I recommend awful hospital, its a really fun comic thats still updating about a cartoon green mom trying to find her son in an insane hospital dimension populated by giant talking germsa and senteint organs. Content warning for very cartoony and abstracted gore and geerneal gross-out but if that stuff doesnt bother you i highly recommend it because it's very funny and very sweet . But thats just a suggestion a game suggestion

11.08.2020 02:30:30
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Megan le Faye
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Agnostica
11.08.2020 02:39:34
Megan le Faye

Damn did I really miss all the dope bug talk? RIP

11.08.2020 02:39:34
Megan le Faye
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Agnostica
11.08.2020 02:47:38
Megan le Faye

morguegirl wrote:
what about deep sea fishes? they are so beautiful :'(((( <3

HELLSPAWN. Kill it with fire

11.08.2020 02:47:38
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
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Atheista
11.08.2020 02:48:49
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

morguegirl wrote:
what about deep sea fishes? they are so beautiful :'(((( <3

ohhh love!!! love love love <3 :-) 

11.08.2020 02:48:49
 
CommunityVerified
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Reasonopia
11.08.2020 03:15:41
CommunityVerified

torrenoia wrote:
CommunityVerified wrote:
tuttifruti wrote:
i've read all the good webcomics i could find... now nothing can please me anymore... i feel like a peak martial artist who doesen't have anything else to learn... such loneliness...
lmao i feel this so hard. im following over 100 comics and im like "i desire more".... as if 100 is not enough.... if you want i may have some suggestions since some are more obscure than others. 
sir reccommend me your favorite webcomics pls <3
how many recs do you want tho

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
In my not so humble opinion lobsters are already bugs no strings attached

The word "bug" is arbitrary and incosnistent and has changed its meaning several times since its inception but I am of the staunch opinion that if you call an arachnid (in with Cheliceriformes) a bug then that also means that crabs are bugs (since they share a more recent common ancestor), for the sole reason that I think its funny to call a crab a bug. (And lobsters.) In fact since insects (which are in with Hexapoda) descend from crustacean ancestors it could then be argued that bugs are crustaceans, not he other way around. But basically my main thesis is that its fun to call a lobster a bug because you can live in the fast lane without technically being wrong. Sorry I know we have a bug thread now but I saw the word Lobster and Bug int eh same sentence and went slightly insane. So this is my last word on bugs in this thread for now sorry for party rocking.
im glad bugs transcend our ability to know things. thank u bug. my theory of bugs being land lobsters is correct, i can live in peace now

11.08.2020 03:15:41
 
torrenoia
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Atheista
11.08.2020 03:25:07
torrenoia

Megan le Faye wrote:
morguegirl wrote:
what about deep sea fishes? they are so beautiful :'(((( <3

HELLSPAWN. Kill it with fire
when someone posts something you find creepy and they say "look at this thing i love!" and you can only respond with "kill it kill it!!" its not only unfunny but also super rude. please dont do that youre only going to make people feel like shit for sharing their interests

anyways @morguegirl i love him hes so cool...just a funky little fish man...

11.08.2020 03:25:07
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Naveen
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Secville
11.08.2020 03:34:43
Naveen

This thread is seriously interesting :D

11.08.2020 03:34:43


Angel Dust
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Atheista
11.08.2020 03:54:20
Angel Dust

every waking hour i see barry manilow

11.08.2020 03:54:20
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