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If you were starving and had to cannibalize a part of the human body, which part would you choose and why?

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Created
23.12.2019
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Angel Lust
dusty ball sack
Level 31
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 22227
Reputation: 9956
Posts: 197
Antitheocra
17.01.2020 01:04:01
dusty ball sack

toes no questions asked. they look the most delicious yum,,

17.01.2020 01:04:01
xoxo gossip sack ;*
Azural
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 110607
Reputation: 33374
Posts: 353
Freethinkerland
10.06.2020 14:20:04
Azural

Some leg muscle

10.06.2020 14:20:04
Rainbow
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20206
Reputation: 11961
Posts: 32
Freethinkerland
11.06.2020 06:58:59
Rainbow

That part of your hand which moves together with your thumb.
it looks like a chicken drumstick

11.06.2020 06:58:59
With great power comes great responsibility, but with great beauty comes a lot of fun :D
Also, the Emperor protects^^
gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51550
Reputation: 29815
Posts: 1131
Secville
11.01.2021 22:02:32
gabou777

a would eat thighs

11.01.2021 22:02:32
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
Katja Von Muschi
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16038
Reputation: 10478
Posts: 101
Atheista
12.01.2021 01:02:39
Katja Von Muschi

I’d go for the calves. 

I remember an article by a guy who had to get his leg amputated after a plane crash. The hospital actually let him take it home, so he stored it in the freezer, then cut it up, marinated it, and served it to his friends (who knowingly consented to eating his leg meat beforehand) in the form of fajitas lmao

12.01.2021 01:02:39

emiriehastings
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9462
Reputation: 6345
Posts: 86
Atheista
12.01.2021 03:18:30
emiriehastings

fingers 

12.01.2021 03:18:30

Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35779
Reputation: 18521
Posts: 286
Atheista
15.01.2021 20:04:21
Hyperpussy

I’d say forearm bc the way the bones are placed reminds me of a flat wing so I think it’d be easy to cook and eat..... bit of a armie hammer moment lmao

15.01.2021 20:04:21
Me, coming to fucking GET you

bossbethy
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14722
Reputation: 11050
Posts: 274
Atheista
17.01.2021 18:21:36
bossbethy

thighs save lives 

17.01.2021 18:21:36

Forest Witch
Level 46
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 76556
Reputation: 48613
Posts: 1145
Secville
17.01.2021 18:36:07
Forest Witch

thighs, they have a lot of muscle

17.01.2021 18:36:07
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
ayllah
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 77368
Reputation: 34804
Posts: 235
Atheista
17.01.2021 22:16:44
ayllah

armie is that u?

17.01.2021 22:16:44
 

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