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If you were starving and had to cannibalize a part of the human body, which part would you choose and why?

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23.12.2019
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Angel Lust
Angel Lust
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Atheista
23.12.2019 06:50:22
Angel Lust

My Spanish professor asked this to our class and gave us extra credit for our responses, and the topic has been plaguing me ever since. I'd like to hear some input from my fellow bimbos/himbos/thembos etc.

23.12.2019 06:50:22
saruhh
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Freethinkerland
23.12.2019 07:30:46
saruhh

depends on the size and build of the person im boutta eat yk? like if they got a Wagon In The Back i'd eat that, but if they got crazy biceps then im chewing those

23.12.2019 07:30:46

troythem
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Atheista
23.12.2019 07:34:47
troythem

I'd probably have to choose the thighs. Most people typically have big thighs. But I really would take whatever I could get if I was in a desperate situation, except for the brain. That would literally kill you

23.12.2019 07:34:47

ceejayy
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Freethinkerland
23.12.2019 07:38:01
ceejayy

honestly id start gnawing on those thighs it seems like the best option

23.12.2019 07:38:01

Thoradia
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Atheista
23.12.2019 07:43:40
Thoradia

the buttcheek
seriously the meatiest part

23.12.2019 07:43:40

craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
23.12.2019 07:44:48
craigslist-stripper

when i first read this i understood it as which part of your own body you would cannibalize if starving so like... probably would eat my arm.
if im eating another person though definitely the thigh :)

23.12.2019 07:44:48

jebbifer
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Atheista
23.12.2019 07:49:36
jebbifer

bring those cheeks to papa!

23.12.2019 07:49:36

Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
23.12.2019 07:57:35
Cum_Dumpster

"The brain and muscles are probably your best bet according to Yale certified nutritionist Dr. Jim Stoppani. Muscles offer protein and the brain would provide slow-burning energy since it's high in fat and glucose. Yet the brain does present an added risk since it's the part of the body with the highest concentration in prions, which give rise to the fatal disease Kuru.  

The liver and kidneys are filled with waste products since they're part of the body's filtration system so best to avoid those. Eyes contain an acidic solution which can make humans sick, fingers and toes are filled with cartilage, which your body won't digest and penises are spongy and have little nutritional value."


23.12.2019 07:57:35
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Mullet Monarch
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Atheista
23.12.2019 08:38:45
Mullet Monarch

ive pondered this before and i think i'd go for the meaty part of the forearm, or calve muscle

23.12.2019 08:38:45
da ps3 has no games
NightFvcker Von Muschi
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Atheista
23.12.2019 08:59:29
NightFvcker Von Muschi

the hands
so many bits to chew and nibble on

23.12.2019 08:59:29

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