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If you were starving and had to cannibalize a part of the human body, which part would you choose and why?

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Victoria Siempre
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Atheista
27.12.2019 11:29:51
Victoria Siempre

griffith wrote:
i'd go for the liver, as it is the most nutritious and would therefore keep me going the longer
Liver is also probably the easiest to disguise. Some salt, pepper, maybe some corn meal (or sawdust since you're starving) and you'd have a nice liver mush going... Yum lol


27.12.2019 11:29:51

griffith
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27.12.2019 22:09:50
griffith

railophone wrote:
griffith wrote:
i'd go for the liver, as it is the most nutritious and would therefore keep me going the longest 
The liver filters blood in the body. It might give you iron, but it might also have toxins in it. Proceed at your own risk, as they say LOL.
the rest of the body could possibly be toxic too tho? i am functioning under the assumption that i could prepare and cook it safely. if we're talking about cannibalizing people raw, then you probably shouldn't eat ANY of the body. 

27.12.2019 22:09:50

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27.12.2019 22:11:37
griffith

Victoria Siempre wrote:
griffith wrote:
i'd go for the liver, as it is the most nutritious and would therefore keep me going the longer
Liver is also probably the easiest to disguise. Some salt, pepper, maybe some corn meal (or sawdust since you're starving) and you'd have a nice liver mush going... Yum lol

you get me! lmao

27.12.2019 22:11:37

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28.12.2019 18:33:27
kimjongin

probably the lower arm- or leg. the butt, thighs etc. have too much fat

28.12.2019 18:33:27
               
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Reasonopia
28.12.2019 19:29:01
KingBitch

Hm, on the average person the pecs might have the better meat. Unless someone's specifically working them out they're not going to be quite as firm. Legs would probably be extremely tough, so avoid those unless you like chewing.

28.12.2019 19:29:01
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29.12.2019 01:26:45
railophone

griffith wrote:
railophone wrote:
griffith wrote:
i'd go for the liver, as it is the most nutritious and would therefore keep me going the longest 
The liver filters blood in the body. It might give you iron, but it might also have toxins in it. Proceed at your own risk, as they say LOL.
the rest of the body could possibly be toxic too tho? i am functioning under the assumption that i could prepare and cook it safely. if we're talking about cannibalizing people raw, then you probably shouldn't eat ANY of the body. 
Not tryna argue or anything. I meant even if you cooked it, it wouldn't remove the toxins. Similar to the kidney. Kidneys filter waste and remove it from your body. Even if you cook the waste, it's still waste. We still eat animal organ meats but doesn't mean it doesn't come without risk. And for people who have problems with uric acid, it can cause some painful results - gout, kidney stones, etc.

In terms of eating raw, depends on how fresh the body is and how long it's been exposed to the elements/bacteria/bugs. Decomposition is nasty lmao.

If you're interested in reading, there's this article out there about a guy who mangled his foot in a motorcycle accident, so it was amputated. He then made fajita tacos out of it for himself and his friends. There's a whole reddit post where he does an AMA. Weird stuff. 

29.12.2019 01:26:45
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08.01.2020 07:54:47
Fanta Strider

It depends on the shape and health of the person, of course. And their diet! But most likely the abdomen to tide me over if I'm able to store the biceps, thighs, and rump for later. If I can't save those for later? Most likely the thighs, as those would have the smallest fat to muscle ratio while offering a full meal.

08.01.2020 07:54:47
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Mia Fresa
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16.01.2020 17:18:23
Mia Fresa

fellas we gotta start grilling the forearm 

16.01.2020 17:18:23
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16.01.2020 22:18:01
viscerae

railophone wrote:
If you're interested in reading, there's this article out there about a guy who mangled his foot in a motorcycle accident, so it was amputated. He then made fajita tacos out of it for himself and his friends. There's a whole reddit post where he does an AMA. Weird stuff. 

i saw this thread and was literally about to mention this guy. damn, that must have been quite an experience for everyone involved.

the idea of eating human flesh freaks me out, but at the same time its also kinda fascinating to read about. 

(i often chew my own skin but that's completely unrelated to this topic lol)

16.01.2020 22:18:01
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