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129
Created
10.08.2020
Author
meatbomb
Zerox
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9839
Reputation: 4511
Posts: 9
Secville
16.08.2020 17:23:10
Zerox

Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX wrote:
Zerox wrote:
i love so many bugs... beetles are pretty but I love orchid mantis' and horsehead grasshoppers... one is pretty and the other...well..just plain silly
[orchid mantis photo]
[horsehead grasshopper photo]
omfg.... theyre so funny i love them.... also orchid mantises are a CLASSIC... have u seen the devil's flower mantis? 
such babies...... <3<3<3
oh i have!!!! theres so many interesting types of mantises i love them all but they look so cool

16.08.2020 17:23:10
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33313
Reputation: 12875
Posts: 278
Atheista
16.08.2020 17:37:55
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

yes!! they r all so unique and cool looking..... great bugs!! its no surprise they're so popular lol 

16.08.2020 17:37:55
 
SkyeBear
Level 34
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 31146
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Posts: 22
Atheista
17.08.2020 00:53:02
SkyeBear

i'm bugposting again. this time its death's head cockroaches! 
Buy Blaberus craniifer Deaths Head Cockroach
Deaths head cockroach - Wikipedia
also fun fact, despite my love for bugs i used to be freaked out by mantids a lot! i'm ok with them now and i think they can be very pretty :-)


17.08.2020 00:53:02

Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19289
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Posts: 453
Atheista
17.08.2020 01:27:52
Big Boy JENKINS

OHGHSD GHSDH D THIS . THIS!!!! roaches re literally my favoriet animals . you have NO idea

Can I make a roach compilation here is my roach compilations.




Will limit it to 4 for space reasons but a few of my absolute favorites (in order left to right top to bottom: zebra roach, domino roach, banana roach, Corydidarum magnifica. I only know the latin name of that one sorry guys. for everything else i just point and loudly yell "BANANA ROACH" lke a sticky finguered four year old.)

GOD. I love roaches. SO much.  They are such fun and curious little dudeas and they have astonishingly complex social lives and personality they can search for food in littel social friend grousp and even partake in collective group decision making behaviror with theier roach friend groups. they also groom excessively because they have to keep their antennae spotless inorder to be in prime Senseing condition but is also funny because this means that humans are oily disgusting to them, which is ironic considering the poopualr conception of cockroaches. (this is why I want my superpower to be talking to bugs. I need them to know we're on the same siede) Sorry all of this is incohentrent I just see a roach and I turn into a maniac. Oh yeah also obligatory pacific beetle "this is the one that gives live birth and nourishes its embryos with a ridiculously nutritious milk-like substance that made all the tabloids go insane" cockroach



17.08.2020 01:27:52
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Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
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Posts: 278
Atheista
17.08.2020 04:48:47
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

here's a spider i saw today! not sure what kind it is unfortunately ..... thought someone might be interested in seeing :-)


17.08.2020 04:48:47
 
Big Boy JENKINS
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Sex Appeal: 19289
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Posts: 453
Atheista
17.08.2020 06:03:45
Big Boy JENKINS

SO EPIC....i wanna say its some kinda crab spider? Knock on wood. Someone vouch 4 me

17.08.2020 06:03:45
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Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33313
Reputation: 12875
Posts: 278
Atheista
17.08.2020 06:21:32
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
SO EPIC....i wanna say its some kinda crab spider? Knock on wood. Someone vouch 4 me
hmm maybe!!! the angle of the photo isnt doing it any justice tbh, the front is a lot smaller than the abdomen (and its a little longer than you'd think from this photo) and the triangle is a more bright red than it seems on camera! ive spent all day trying to figure out what kind of spider this is so if bimboland's spider experts can help me, so be it! 

17.08.2020 06:21:32
 
queengenevieve
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Posts: 83
Atheista
17.08.2020 16:12:05
queengenevieve

thisis my favorite thread ;u;

17.08.2020 16:12:05
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tu souffres      vous souffrez
il/elle/on souffre   ils/elles souffrent 
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
17.08.2020 18:07:27
Lil' George Bubblegum




Have I told u guys about the armed spiders yet? I really wanna talk about the armed spiders

17.08.2020 18:07:27
Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19289
Reputation: 14081
Posts: 453
Atheista
17.08.2020 18:14:52
Big Boy JENKINS

[eye emoji][eye emoji][eye emoji] i am lokkign

(Emojis are 2 advanced for bimboland it would seenm )

17.08.2020 18:14:52
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