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bug time baby

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129
Created
10.08.2020
Author
meatbomb
Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19289
Reputation: 14081
Posts: 453
Atheista
05.01.2021 13:52:57
Big Boy JENKINS

YEAHHSS I LOVE PLANTHOPPERS!!!! They are the optimal shape.  I absolutely love the standard wedge shaped babyeys but I also really love this absolute king long nose one (its a proboscis for stabbing trees)

Also not a planthopper but they're very similar, i love leafhoppers because the tropical ones a re so colorful its literally insane

this 1 is a grown up^

and THIS is hte pokemon-looking baby^



05.01.2021 13:52:57
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
Belle of Kilronan
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16849
Reputation: 11089
Posts: 104
Antitheocra
08.01.2021 04:28:53
Belle of Kilronan

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
YEAHHSS I LOVE PLANTHOPPERS!!!! They are the optimal shape.  I absolutely love the standard wedge shaped babyeys but I also really love this absolute king long nose one (its a proboscis for stabbing trees)

Also not a planthopper but they're very similar, i love leafhoppers because the tropical ones a re so colorful its literally insane

this 1 is a grown up^

and THIS is hte pokemon-looking baby^


WOW I never even knew these guys existed, they're absolutely gorgeous!!!! I love bugs with funky long noses <3

08.01.2021 04:28:53

Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19289
Reputation: 14081
Posts: 453
Atheista
08.01.2021 05:25:35
Big Boy JENKINS

RIGHT???? buggy noses are  so funny and adorable. Like Weevils i love weevils so mich. Weevils make the world go round. I literlally i had an insane weevil phase a couple weeks ago and i cant even remmeebrr if i posted about it here but i have so much weevil lore and its late where i am so if i start grabbing google images now i'll go insane but tomorrow i'm going to post all my favorite weevils mark my words

08.01.2021 05:25:35
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
Belle of Kilronan
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16849
Reputation: 11089
Posts: 104
Antitheocra
09.01.2021 09:25:46
Belle of Kilronan

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
RIGHT???? buggy noses are  so funny and adorable. Like Weevils i love weevils so mich. Weevils make the world go round. I literlally i had an insane weevil phase a couple weeks ago and i cant even remmeebrr if i posted about it here but i have so much weevil lore and its late where i am so if i start grabbing google images now i'll go insane but tomorrow i'm going to post all my favorite weevils mark my words
I would VERY much love to hear your weevil facts! 

09.01.2021 09:25:46

Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35779
Reputation: 18522
Posts: 286
Atheista
09.01.2021 10:37:05
Hyperpussy

Love these hot pink bitches <3


09.01.2021 10:37:05
Me, coming to fucking GET you

Penis Ridiculous
Level 25
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 11380
Reputation: 6747
Posts: 34
Agnostica
09.01.2021 17:28:16
Penis Ridiculous


isopod


09.01.2021 17:28:16
12 bimbucks in my account but a lot of heart and talent and fire to succeed godbless amen xoxo 
Dubby
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13814
Reputation: 10291
Posts: 136
Agnostica
10.01.2021 04:24:06
Dubby

I LUV BUGS TY TO WHOEVER MADE THIS THREAD

10.01.2021 04:24:06
                   dubby wubby
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*       *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
GoffBimbo666
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4975
Reputation: 4596
Posts: 44
Freethinkerland
10.01.2021 04:45:58
GoffBimbo666

I LOVE WORMS!!! THEYRE SO CUTE SQUISHY N PINK 

10.01.2021 04:45:58
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GnormanTheTallGnome
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4112
Reputation: 4251
Posts: 45
Agnostica
10.01.2021 18:51:19
GnormanTheTallGnome

I read a piece long ago about weevils being excommunicated by the church in Italy because they kept eating all the grapevines. https://www.jstor.org/stable/25004697?seq=1

10.01.2021 18:51:19
gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51550
Reputation: 29815
Posts: 1131
Secville
11.01.2021 16:00:38
gabou777

this thread is making me itchy... def getting paranoid i have bugs crawling on me

11.01.2021 16:00:38
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