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Created
10.08.2020
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meatbomb
PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1286
Reasonopia
13.08.2020 18:54:31
PlushKlavier

I post this and I look over to my tits to see they JUST shat out another egg in the corner
Egg time

13.08.2020 18:54:31

Miss Gendered
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42007
Reputation: 16668
Posts: 42
Secville
14.08.2020 02:10:12
Miss Gendered

personally i love cicadas ^_^ 
i'm no expert so i dont have any favorite species or anything. Most ppl think theyre freaky or annoying but i love their songs 


14.08.2020 02:10:12
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SkyeBear
Level 34
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 31156
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Posts: 22
Atheista
14.08.2020 02:38:14
SkyeBear

ISOPODS!!!
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Rubber ducky isopod  interestingasfuck






14.08.2020 02:38:14

Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 14081
Posts: 453
Atheista
14.08.2020 05:22:27
Big Boy JENKINS

PlushKlavier wrote:
I come bearing the news that I have at least 30 tit eggs now

Here's a picture I found on Goorgle because the eggs are neat and I can't take pretty closeup pics like this
Stick bug eggs are funky and neat looking in general I hope I get more
DOES RHIS MEAN THERES GONNA BE MORE BITCHTITS ARE WE EXPANDING THE BITCHTIT BRIGADE


14.08.2020 05:22:27
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1937233
Reputation: 70180
Posts: 1286
Reasonopia
14.08.2020 06:54:29
PlushKlavier

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
PlushKlavier wrote:
I come bearing the news that I have at least 30 tit eggs now

Here's a picture I found on Goorgle because the eggs are neat and I can't take pretty closeup pics like this
Stick bug eggs are funky and neat looking in general I hope I get more
DOES RHIS MEAN THERES GONNA BE MORE BITCHTITS ARE WE EXPANDING THE BITCHTIT BRIGADE

YES THE BITCHTIT BRIGADE IS GONNA EXPAND
My parents won't let me keep all of them though so I have to rehome some of the eggies :pensive:

14.08.2020 06:54:29

Miss Gendered
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42007
Reputation: 16668
Posts: 42
Secville
14.08.2020 13:40:08
Miss Gendered

Sometimes i go outside just to watch the ants tending to the aphids on the leaves of one of our fruit trees :) 

14.08.2020 13:40:08
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Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 453
Atheista
14.08.2020 15:29:39
Big Boy JENKINS

Miss Gendered wrote:
Sometimes i go outside just to watch the ants tending to the aphids on the leaves of one of our fruit trees :) 
ant agriculture is soo insnae. Have you seen leafcutter ant fungus farms

It is SO impressive

14.08.2020 15:29:39
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
Miss Gendered
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42007
Reputation: 16668
Posts: 42
Secville
14.08.2020 16:26:22
Miss Gendered

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
Miss Gendered wrote:
Sometimes i go outside just to watch the ants tending to the aphids on the leaves of one of our fruit trees :) 
ant agriculture is soo insnae. Have you seen leafcutter ant fungus farms

It is SO impressive
ITS CRAZZYY . truly the more advanced species 

14.08.2020 16:26:22
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CommunityVerified
Level 98
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 740693
Reputation: 40895
Posts: 713
Reasonopia
14.08.2020 18:07:45
CommunityVerified

Miss Gendered wrote:
personally i love cicadas ^_^ 
i'm no expert so i dont have any favorite species or anything. Most ppl think theyre freaky or annoying but i love their songs 

i love cicadas i keep finding them here n picking them up... my babies

14.08.2020 18:07:45
 
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28590
Reputation: 16501
Posts: 1111
Atheista
14.08.2020 18:35:51
Lil' George Bubblegum



Did u guys know stickbugs do this lil dance to try looking like twigs wobbling in the wind because they feel threatened? I sure didn't and just got stick bugged lol

14.08.2020 18:35:51

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