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10.08.2020
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Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
12.01.2021 15:52:51
Big Boy JENKINS

Belle of Kilronan wrote:
Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
RIGHT???? buggy noses are  so funny and adorable. Like Weevils i love weevils so mich. Weevils make the world go round. I literlally i had an insane weevil phase a couple weeks ago and i cant even remmeebrr if i posted about it here but i have so much weevil lore and its late where i am so if i start grabbing google images now i'll go insane but tomorrow i'm going to post all my favorite weevils mark my words
I would VERY much love to hear your weevil facts! 
i;m aDUMBASS and forgot i posted theis. BUT!!!!!! i love so many weevils



My faovrite weevil of all time is Austroplatypus incompertus, the only eusocial beetle AND the oldest pioneers of AGRICUTLURE.  Being eusocial these guys have one queen and a bunch of nonreproductive workers akin to ants wasps termites and of course naked mole rats.  What happens is the founding female of the colony that will end up being the queen goes to a tree and starts tunneling into it and with her she brings a) a butt full of eggs and b) special structures on her taht are specifically for transporting Fungus, which she then plants in the tree with the eggs.  Then the eggs hatch and the colony begins and when teh fungus grows all the workers farm it and harvest it as their main food source.  Also when the queen goes itot hte tree the first time she plugs up all but one of the entrances and they pretty much stay in there allways so its really hard to find images of them but here is one. (up there not down here)


i also really love the GIRAFFE WEEVIL which is exactly waht it says on the tin. this bad boy has a long freak neck and funnily enough it uses it for partialy the same purpose as an actual girafee (i.e. beting the shit out of eachother). Also the girl ones use it to roll leaves into nests for their eggs but their necks are usualy way smaller.


this is like the quintessential weevil and not a freak like he oher ones but im showing it  tp you anyways because it is so cute. Acorn weevil.

12.01.2021 15:52:51
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deadsonas
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Atheista
15.01.2021 04:20:03
deadsonas

this thread gives me so much serotonin 

15.01.2021 04:20:03
masonjar
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Atheista
15.01.2021 04:27:42
masonjar

my roommate got a mantis yesterday! their name is Bug bc that's what he was calling them in his head before the baby got here :)

15.01.2021 04:27:42
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
15.01.2021 05:49:21
Big Boy JENKINS

THEYRE SO CUTE AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Little babay!!!!!!!!!

15.01.2021 05:49:21
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Jets
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Atheista
15.01.2021 09:09:19
Jets

i love beetles, butterflies and moths, and mantids a lot :') they make me very happy! this is a great thread <3 love that little praying mantis

15.01.2021 09:09:19


Forest Witch
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Secville
15.01.2021 12:08:09
Forest Witch

moths are my love

15.01.2021 12:08:09
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” - Rainbow Rowell
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
20.01.2021 20:49:36
Big Boy JENKINS

Guys what is your favorite kind of moth mine is the death's head hawkmoth because it has the skull on it but also because it raids beehives and steals the honey which makes it the first Pirate moth (because of the skull) plus also  it makes rat sounds like squeaking and its very funny and cute


20.01.2021 20:49:36
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Bubblegum Kiss
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Atheista
21.01.2021 10:52:56
Bubblegum Kiss

OOOH FUCK YEAH BUG TIMES BABY
You will look at the Hummingbird Moth it's so pretty


21.01.2021 10:52:56
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milf_fairy
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Reasonopia
01.02.2021 10:43:14
milf_fairy

White Silk Moth  Venezuelan poodle moth Poodle moth Cute moth This little fella

01.02.2021 10:43:14
Crevette Cocktail
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Atheista
01.02.2021 17:24:07
Crevette Cocktail

bug time hell yes!!
i have a 1 year old emperor scorpion who's only about 1.5" at the moment. i love him very much. i got him mostly because i think scorpions are rad, but also because they're easy to take care of and hard to kill. three times now i've thought he was dead, but he was just sleeping in an awkward position. it's incredible seeing him glow under blacklight, it's crazy seeing such an unnatural color on such a natural thing. not my pic, but here:

 
btw, for those who don't know-- see those two dots on the top of their head? those are actually their eyes. well, 2/6 of them. i think it makes them look dopey and adorable.


01.02.2021 17:24:07
take it easy (but take it)

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