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Bad breakups

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29
Created
12.01.2021
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Mauwki
Mauwki
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27013
Reputation: 15397
Posts: 71
Antitheocra
12.01.2021 14:34:18
Mauwki

Have you ever had a bad boyfriend or have you been a bad girlfriend in a relationship?
Tell me your worst relationship and how it ended.



12.01.2021 14:34:18




gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51550
Reputation: 29815
Posts: 1131
Secville
12.01.2021 15:17:17
gabou777

When i was 16 i got in relationship with a guy. i liked him a lot and i trusted him with everything i had. He was my first boyfriend ever. 6 months in the relationship, just before 7months, i found out he was cheating on me. My friend caught him on a date with this girl at a fancy restaurant she went to with her own boyfriend. I confronted him about it the next day. He threatened to leak my nudes if i didn't stay with him. That didn't happen, i got help from my aunt who i trust a lot. But yeah... def my worst relationship.

12.01.2021 15:17:17
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
annoushka
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 119541
Reputation: 60831
Posts: 1610
Freethinkerland
11.02.2021 17:34:26
annoushka

Bf of 2 years (almost). He cheated on me and me being the good soul that I am didn't think that he could do that. 3 days before our 2year anniversary, he broke up with me because he "he needed to reflect on himself". 1 week after that, he went on official with the girl he cheated on me with and blocked me everywhere. Well played cow looking asshole :). Best part is his now new gf looks exactly like me but with bigger boobs.

11.02.2021 17:34:26
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TokiKonoe
Level 264
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 18633775
Reputation: 380602
Posts: 2450
Freethinkerland
11.02.2021 18:03:47
TokiKonoe

Oh damn, that's one of a break up, annoushka. I'm sorry that it happened to you :/

11.02.2021 18:03:47
annoushka
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 119541
Reputation: 60831
Posts: 1610
Freethinkerland
11.02.2021 18:13:44
annoushka

Oh it's nothing really, kind of funny how we've known each other for more than 2 years and he still did not have the courage to tell me the truth. The moral of the story: Never go out with guys that look like this: all they do is cheat is disappoint (not all of them, don't get heated, but if he's from montreal or toronto and has this haircut, girl run LMAO) 
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TokiKonoe
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Oh damn, that's one of a break up, annoushka. I'm sorry that it happened to you :/


11.02.2021 18:13:44
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lashes
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1407
Reputation: 1773
Posts: 8
Reasonopia
11.02.2021 18:51:12
lashes

met this guy when i was 16 (he was 18 about to be 19 at the time!) and we were on and off for about 2 years. During that time, he forced me to have sex with him, physically hurt me, threatened me to send him nudes or he would leave + AFTER THAT USED MY NUDES TO KEEP ME FROM LEAVING HIM. Found him cheating on me on his 20th birthday (i was 17 when he was 20), i moved in with him when i turned 17 too! so i would come home and see him having sex with other women, and he told me he would hurt me if i left. so i stayed with him for another year and a half till i had enough and i broke up with him.

11.02.2021 18:51:12
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33063
Reputation: 12829
Posts: 276
Atheista
11.02.2021 20:08:50
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

my first serious relationship! dated my closest friend on and off for 4 years, starting when i was 14. He dated other ppl while we were off, I didn't (this isn't rlly his fault, but I think it's important to note i dated only him between ages 14 and 18). Last time he breaks up with me, he tells me he never reallllly liked me like that, he just didn't want to be single <3 also he begged me into sleeping with him while I visited him at school, a 5 hour train ride away from home where I know no one other than him, after being a dick to me the whole night ;-P among other things lol. and then expected me to want to stay friends and let him talk to me about his tinder dates like days after our breakup! the lack of self-awareness still shocks me lmfao 

11.02.2021 20:08:50
 
SpermLover
Level 227
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 287898
Posts: 1762
Agnostica
11.02.2021 20:38:09
SpermLover

I got dumped on april 1st once... It was a different kind of pain. 
I thought it was a joke at first, sadly it wasn’t x)

11.02.2021 20:38:09
princessv
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 38202
Reputation: 25813
Posts: 1005
Freethinkerland
11.02.2021 21:25:54
princessv

SpermLover wrote:
I got dumped on april 1st once... It was a different kind of pain. 
I thought it was a joke at first, sadly it wasn’t x)
omg this is really sad but also crazy bc last year i got broke up with on april 1st and my only reaction was "is this a sick april fools joke", it wasnt 

11.02.2021 21:25:54
prinnyV ʚ♡︎ɞ
SpermLover
Level 227
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9473206
Reputation: 287898
Posts: 1762
Agnostica
11.02.2021 21:29:57
SpermLover

Haha feel you <\3
It it really too much to ask that they would wait 1 more day?! 

11.02.2021 21:29:57

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