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Bad breakups

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29
Created
12.01.2021
Author
Mauwki
princessv
Level 37
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Posts: 1005
Freethinkerland
11.02.2021 21:44:36
princessv

i know!! i was meant to be flying to australia the same day aswell but corona ruined it, poured salt in the wound, couldve done it the day before or the day after but had to choose april fools

11.02.2021 21:44:36
prinnyV ʚ♡︎ɞ
FunnyValentine
Level 31
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Posts: 226
Atheista
12.02.2021 01:49:21
FunnyValentine

tw: abuse !!!!!

yeah so i dated this guy from denmark for 2 years. he was really nice and handsome although occasionally stupid. anyways i was like No i can't do this long distance thing anymore so i broke up with him, but after that he went like really fucking weird??? like he would call me every day in that next week sobbing or lamenting about how his life is miserable. anyways he called me one day like "i have a girlfriend now" and i was like ok sweet! good for you and he kept going like "yeah we have really great sex. it's amazing. she likes it when i beat her up and step on her. sometimes she says my dick hurts her" and graphic shit like that and i was like.. what in the goddamn... like i dont know why he expected me to get jealous that he didn't...beat me?? anyways... i hung up <3

12.02.2021 01:49:21
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nagithoe
Level 23
Status: Legal Alien
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Reputation: 5348
Posts: 56
Secville
12.02.2021 21:19:41
nagithoe

UHFunnyValentine wrote:
tw: abuse !!!!!

yeah so i dated this guy from denmark for 2 years. he was really nice and handsome although occasionally stupid. anyways i was like No i can't do this long distance thing anymore so i broke up with him, but after that he went like really fucking weird??? like he would call me every day in that next week sobbing or lamenting about how his life is miserable. anyways he called me one day like "i have a girlfriend now" and i was like ok sweet! good for you and he kept going like "yeah we have really great sex. it's amazing. she likes it when i beat her up and step on her. sometimes she says my dick hurts her" and graphic shit like that and i was like.. what in the goddamn... like i dont know why he expected me to get jealous that he didn't...beat me?? anyways... i hung up <3
uhhh what THE HELL LMAO 

12.02.2021 21:19:41
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duolingo
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9347
Reputation: 6409
Posts: 135
Freethinkerland
13.04.2021 14:13:43
duolingo

he wouldnt tell me that he lost feelings for me so he broke up with me exactly a month after we started dating while i was having dinner in a korean restaurant with my family. he felt bad but hated the situation because he was playing with his friend in csgo and i distracted him from the game ://

13.04.2021 14:13:43
THAT bitch
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Atheista
14.04.2021 00:04:28
THAT bitch

tw: mentions of abus3

it was kind of a friendship, kind of a relationship, and we were super close. it was like us against everything. i was being abused by my stepdad at the time, and she was always there to make sure i was safe. we were more than frineds, more than soulmates. no friendship i've had since has been as good. it all ended when we started being nasty to each other: backhanded comments, malicious isolation. i regret my actions everyday, and i hope shes doing good now. i often find myself taking all the blame, and painting her as a saint, when really, we were both in the wrong. i just hope she's healed better than i have.

14.04.2021 00:04:28
   - hugz <3



emojizzrawrxd
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
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Posts: 5
Reasonopia
08.08.2021 06:30:44
emojizzrawrxd

he broke up with me because I smoke.

08.08.2021 06:30:44
Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
08.08.2021 14:48:54
Sandi Lut

I have been in 1 relationship many years ago. She was mentally and physically abusive. I have no idea why I stayed with her for 3 years, but I have trouble coming up for myself. I tried breaking up a few times, but somehow she always managed to squirm her way back into my life.
Two years in the relationship she managed to alienate my friends from me, now I know they weren't real friends. I was exactly where she wanted me. Broken and alone. And then 3 years into the relationship she broke up with me. I was completely destroyed, there was nothing left of me.

In hindsight I am glad it's over but she ruined me for anyone else. I am scared to get into any kind of relationship now, even though it's over 2 decades ago

08.08.2021 14:48:54
Happiness is inside yourself

CinnamonSugar
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Status: Citizen
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Freethinkerland
18.08.2021 23:29:28
CinnamonSugar

Breaking up hurts even when you know it's what you need.  Remember, putting distance between you & them is a form of self-care.

18.08.2021 23:29:28
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Opheliac
Level 32
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 496
Atheista
17.11.2021 05:37:39
Opheliac

First real relationship came summer after graduated, genuinely very nice dude and i really thought i liked him. Was sick to my stomach when he kissed me. He told me he loved me, and he seemed so happy. After he left i cried in my moms arms, then in the shower, then over dinner. Had to message him to let him know that I couldn't be with him. I identify as a lesbian now and I hope he's got a nice girl, but I still feel like such an asshole all this time later. It really was a "it's not you it's me" type situation.

17.11.2021 05:37:39
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧


Piroska_Sugar20
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Posts: 936
Agnostica
08.06.2022 19:59:40
Piroska_Sugar20

I had to break up first Ex through a friend because he ghosted me for six months. And, I had to break up with my second ex over text be he ghosted me for seven months, last month. Fun times, lol.....

08.06.2022 19:59:40
"Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!"

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