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BeatriceVelvet
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Atheista
23.12.2019 18:42:27
BeatriceVelvet

Ooh speaking of movies if you haven't watched Sorry To Bother You, do it. It is SOO damn good y'all. Like a critique of racism and capitalism in an alternate reality near future Oakland with the biggest what the fuck moment I can remember, what else could you want.

23.12.2019 18:42:27
Favourite Worst Nightmare
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Secville
23.12.2019 20:34:38
Favourite Worst Nightmare

troythem wrote:
Since it's that time of year, what do you guys think of the polar express? I always loved that movie when I was little but everybody else seems to have a distaste for it. I think it's the mocap that tends to creep people out.
I liked it when I was little but haven't watched it since then, so I don't know if I would like it now. :D

23.12.2019 20:34:38
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
26.12.2019 21:15:08
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Ok but Cats though? I am so ready to go watch it purely to witness the horror, the cursedness of it all with my own eyes. You ever look at movie and just know that, even though it will never truly get on the same level as The Room far as meme status goes, it got close? That's Cats.

26.12.2019 21:15:08
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
26.12.2019 21:19:27
AlienPrinceFromVenus

troythem wrote:
Since it's that time of year, what do you guys think of the polar express? I always loved that movie when I was little but everybody else seems to have a distaste for it. I think it's the mocap that tends to creep people out.
I loved that movie as a kid and I still love it. Except now that I'm a legal adult it has become one ore in the long list of movies that make me CRY LIKE A BITCH BABY QwQ It's the best Christmas movie I know. All others? Bah! Either too cliche but not in a meaningful way or too "well this is made for kids so it doesn't have to be good". But not this one. This movie has theme. A theme that makes me CRY LIKE BITCH BABY QwQ. The end narration is what does me in.

26.12.2019 21:19:27
They/Them 
viscerae
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Atheista
27.12.2019 23:10:01
viscerae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Ok but Cats though? I am so ready to go watch it purely to witness the horror, the cursedness of it all with my own eyes. You ever look at movie and just know that, even though it will never truly get on the same level as The Room far as meme status goes, it got close? That's Cats.

speaking of horror, the trailer for cats reminds me vaguely of "h is for hydroelectric diffusion" from the abcs of death. must be the cgi furries. 

27.12.2019 23:10:01
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
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Posts: 715
Reasonopia
28.12.2019 21:10:17
AlienPrinceFromVenus

viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Ok but Cats though? I am so ready to go watch it purely to witness the horror, the cursedness of it all with my own eyes. You ever look at movie and just know that, even though it will never truly get on the same level as The Room far as meme status goes, it got close? That's Cats.

speaking of horror, the trailer for cats reminds me vaguely of "h is for hydroelectric diffusion" from the abcs of death. must be the cgi furries. 
I went and watched this thing. What even is the ABCs of death, is it all like this. Must research.

28.12.2019 21:10:17
They/Them 
viscerae
Level 68
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Posts: 1412
Atheista
28.12.2019 23:06:03
viscerae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Ok but Cats though? I am so ready to go watch it purely to witness the horror, the cursedness of it all with my own eyes. You ever look at movie and just know that, even though it will never truly get on the same level as The Room far as meme status goes, it got close? That's Cats.

speaking of horror, the trailer for cats reminds me vaguely of "h is for hydroelectric diffusion" from the abcs of death. must be the cgi furries. 
I went and watched this thing. What even is the ABCs of death, is it all like this. Must research.
so how was the experience? :p the abcs of death is a horror anthology, with each letter being a short film by a different director. so they're pretty different from each other. a lot of the letters aren't worth watching imo, but there are some that i found better. one of my faves is from the abcs of death 2, "z is for zygote"

28.12.2019 23:06:03
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
28.12.2019 23:09:13
AlienPrinceFromVenus

viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Ok but Cats though? I am so ready to go watch it purely to witness the horror, the cursedness of it all with my own eyes. You ever look at movie and just know that, even though it will never truly get on the same level as The Room far as meme status goes, it got close? That's Cats.

speaking of horror, the trailer for cats reminds me vaguely of "h is for hydroelectric diffusion" from the abcs of death. must be the cgi furries. 
I went and watched this thing. What even is the ABCs of death, is it all like this. Must research.
so how was the experience? :p the abcs of death is a horror anthology, with each letter being a short film by a different director. so they're pretty different from each other. a lot of the letters aren't worth watching imo, but there are some that i found better. one of my faves is from the abcs of death 2, "z is for zygote"
Oooh no. Nope. I'm already creeped out by the concept of a perfectly normal pregnancy, I am not subjecting myself to whatever that's gonna be like.

And it was bizarre, gradually more and more out of this world but I enjoyed that.

28.12.2019 23:09:13
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viscerae
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Posts: 1412
Atheista
28.12.2019 23:20:18
viscerae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Ok but Cats though? I am so ready to go watch it purely to witness the horror, the cursedness of it all with my own eyes. You ever look at movie and just know that, even though it will never truly get on the same level as The Room far as meme status goes, it got close? That's Cats.

speaking of horror, the trailer for cats reminds me vaguely of "h is for hydroelectric diffusion" from the abcs of death. must be the cgi furries. 
I went and watched this thing. What even is the ABCs of death, is it all like this. Must research.
so how was the experience? :p the abcs of death is a horror anthology, with each letter being a short film by a different director. so they're pretty different from each other. a lot of the letters aren't worth watching imo, but there are some that i found better. one of my faves is from the abcs of death 2, "z is for zygote"
Oooh no. Nope. I'm already creeped out by the concept of a perfectly normal pregnancy, I am not subjecting myself to whatever that's gonna be like.

And it was bizarre, gradually more and more out of this world but I enjoyed that.
ikr? i find pregnancy kinda horrifying already, and it was cool how they managed to make it into something so sinister. and hey, it's exactly what kids do, they kill you from the inside and wear your skin.

28.12.2019 23:20:18
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
28.12.2019 23:42:08
AlienPrinceFromVenus

viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
viscerae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Ok but Cats though? I am so ready to go watch it purely to witness the horror, the cursedness of it all with my own eyes. You ever look at movie and just know that, even though it will never truly get on the same level as The Room far as meme status goes, it got close? That's Cats.

speaking of horror, the trailer for cats reminds me vaguely of "h is for hydroelectric diffusion" from the abcs of death. must be the cgi furries. 
I went and watched this thing. What even is the ABCs of death, is it all like this. Must research.
so how was the experience? :p the abcs of death is a horror anthology, with each letter being a short film by a different director. so they're pretty different from each other. a lot of the letters aren't worth watching imo, but there are some that i found better. one of my faves is from the abcs of death 2, "z is for zygote"
Oooh no. Nope. I'm already creeped out by the concept of a perfectly normal pregnancy, I am not subjecting myself to whatever that's gonna be like.

And it was bizarre, gradually more and more out of this world but I enjoyed that.
ikr? i find pregnancy kinda horrifying already, and it was cool how they managed to make it into something so sinister. and hey, it's exactly what kids do, they kill you from the inside and wear your skin.
Literally feed on you... Like vampires. Twilight had that right

28.12.2019 23:42:08
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