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Starbuck
mrburns_untumblrised
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33478
Reputation: 15371
Posts: 33
Atheista
25.03.2020 23:32:25
mrburns_untumblrised

torrenoia wrote:
when i become state minister i promise to increase the average penis size here in athiesta, sadly i believe we were given the smallest. i will change that 
"better fewer, but better" -- vladimir lenin

25.03.2020 23:32:25
have you drunk enough water today?



pour yourself a glass right now

Zenos
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1053
Reputation: 1087
Posts: 9
Atheista
02.04.2020 10:17:15
Zenos

I'm Zenos. I'm the prince of Garlemald. I like combat, expanding my range of martial skill, and engaging in aggressive expansionism. In my free time, I read books and practice Greco-Roman wrestling. I'm an avid collector of Far Eastern weaponry.

02.04.2020 10:17:15
BORN TO HUNT EORZEA IS A FUCK Kill Em All XIIth Imperial Legion I am trash man 410757864530 DEAD WOLS
Zuzucandy
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14536
Reputation: 9590
Posts: 131
Atheista
17.04.2020 18:56:36
Zuzucandy

Came here to read up on what had been happening before signing up, so I went through this thread from the beginning...and now I blame a past discussion (a few pages back) that I dusted the Twilight books off my shelves haha. I read them when I was 14 yo...I'm really curious what opinion I'll have of them 10 years later!

17.04.2020 18:56:36
dreamerdumpling101
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26554
Reputation: 18152
Posts: 111
Atheista
27.04.2020 05:25:32
dreamerdumpling101

Hey everyone I am glad I choose this state to be apart of >_< I hope we can get along <3

27.04.2020 05:25:32
Live your own best life.

diboob
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10250
Reputation: 6501
Posts: 27
Atheista
27.04.2020 19:53:06
diboob

mrburns_untumblrised wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
when i become state minister i promise to increase the average penis size here in athiesta, sadly i believe we were given the smallest. i will change that 
"better fewer, but better" -- vladimir lenin
honestly though

27.04.2020 19:53:06
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mrburns_untumblrised
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33478
Reputation: 15371
Posts: 33
Atheista
09.06.2020 01:57:30
mrburns_untumblrised

diboob (R.I.P.) wrote:
mrburns_untumblrised wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
when i become state minister i promise to increase the average penis size here in athiesta, sadly i believe we were given the smallest. i will change that 
"better fewer, but better" -- vladimir lenin
honestly though
theres a reason the bolsheviks brought about the first socialist revolution

09.06.2020 01:57:30
have you drunk enough water today?



pour yourself a glass right now

miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33474
Posts: 1083
Atheista
08.11.2020 22:27:23
miesha

Hi kings and queens and in betweens im making it my personal goal to revive as much threads as i can and i think this one would be a great thread to revive specifically 

08.11.2020 22:27:23
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33474
Posts: 1083
Atheista
08.11.2020 22:30:14
miesha

I’ll start off by introducing myself but i think a lot of people already know me.. my names miesha i go by any pronouns!!! Im quite the chatterbox if that wasnt obvious LOL, my mbti is ESFP. Im hoping to make some friends on here hopefully!! I like death grips, jjba, devilman, and death note... i also like politics and history but im probably dropping out of college in a bit bc i have other plans so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

08.11.2020 22:30:14
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
cowboy
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27595
Reputation: 16135
Posts: 438
Atheista
09.11.2020 00:31:07
cowboy

Hi Miesha,
It's good that you're trying to bring the forum back to life a little, but please be mindful with which threads you revive. If the thread is over a year old and you revive it, it will be closed/your post will be deleted and you may be warned. Similarly, if you revive an old version of a thread we have active currently, it will probably be closed as well.
Under a year though, and you're good.
Happy posting!

09.11.2020 00:31:07
 
miesha
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65601
Reputation: 33474
Posts: 1083
Atheista
09.11.2020 00:37:15
miesha

cowboy wrote:
Hi Miesha,
It's good that you're trying to bring the forum back to life a little, but please be mindful with which threads you revive. If the thread is over a year old and you revive it, it will be closed/your post will be deleted and you may be warned. Similarly, if you revive an old version of a thread we have active currently, it will probably be closed as well.
Under a year though, and you're good.
Happy posting!
Yea i know LOL

09.11.2020 00:37:15
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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