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A Very Villainous FASHION CONTEST

Category
The Runway
Posts
79
Created
22.03.2020
Author
torrenoia
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
03.04.2020 19:12:24
Alexstrasza

Alexstrasza
Her name is Yua and she is on a mission to save the world and her brother. In her teens she studied abroad in Germany at the Gastronomic University of Kartoffel-Chips  (named after a world renowned German chef). Rigorous work, raw talent, unbridled innovation and an unquenchable determination were what allowed her to not only survive but also thrive in the extremely competitive world of food. Students would get expelled over messing up a single dish. Yua's skill and the fact she got over 1000 students expelled in her first year alone (by beating them in a cooking contest) earned her the nickname "the Demon".

Her inspiration was her brother Aito who attended the same school and was the only one who had ever managed to beat her in a cooking contest - and she had plenty of victory notches on her belt otherwise. She was content living in her brother's shadow and learning from him. That is, until the day he mysteriously disappeared from the campus on the very day he was supposed to receive the University's highest accolade - the Roux Award. Word was that he had snapped, that he had had enough and had run off with a woman. That "his priorities had changed". But Yua knew better. No. Her brother was a shining diamond whose bright light was tarnished by the constant clashing with the filth that this institution allows to be promoted here. Students whose palates are incapable of tasting the difference between gourmet food and animal feed are allowed to practice and hone their "cooking"!! To Yua there is no greater sin than to lead her beloved brother astray. The gourmet world will pay for this.

She has already arranged to secretly take over the entire Gastronomic University of Kartoffel-Chips and her plan is underway. She will create a new cooking world - a world where her perfect recipes are the only ones allowed to flourish. A world where every chef follows her command and produces excellence every time. A world where no-one tries to "innovate" new dishes when they are utterly incompetent. A world where only restaurants that follow in her footsteps are allowed to function while the ones who serve animal feed are wiped out. A world perfect for her. A world perfect for her beloved Aito.

03.04.2020 19:12:24
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Cindry
Level 56
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 140477
Reputation: 41879
Posts: 295
Secville
03.04.2020 21:22:19
Cindry

Cindry

Her name is Carolina.  

As you may have noticed she doesn’t really look alive. And you may be wondering what she is doing here with here big blue eyes and innocent face. In fact, she’s not doing anything horrible appart from surviving. Yes surviving. Because she needs something special to stay «alive».  

Every month she has a ritual. She first chooses a young man. Very carefully. Because he must fit some criteria for it to work. She then lets him seduce her, playing the shy and naive youg girl, because the innocent ones are always the easiest to sleep with. After some time she invites him to spend the night with her. They enter her room and after she’s locked the door she always offers something to drink, it helps her relax she says. The young man always says yes to a glass of red wine. He drinks the beverage, but something feels wrong. He can’t finish it. He starts to stop feeling his body parts. And before he can ask anything it’s to late. He’s already lying on the floor completely paralysed. The only thing he perceives is Carolina’s voice saying unhearable things and a feeling of something coming out of his body more and more until he stops feeling anything for ever. Before he dies he can see her eyes glowing in the dark and hear her soft voice saying «Thank you sweetheart». The ritual is almost finished. She now has the young man’s soul, but before anything else, she must lock it in her necklace to get it’s vitality. That will make her feel alive for some time.  

Next month all of this will start again. And itt’s been like this since that day when everything happened. Maybe that’s why she chooses only young men. For revenge. Because one of them has been the cause of her death, so they must all pay for his crime.

 



03.04.2020 21:22:19
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268939
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
04.04.2020 00:48:51
torrenoia

just a heads up theres about 24 hours left to submit your entries! theres been so many cool outfits so far, im excited to see what else we may get :D

04.04.2020 00:48:51
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Moronica
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18914
Reputation: 9443
Posts: 8
Atheista
04.04.2020 02:34:04
Moronica

Moronica
Veronica was a former pageant queen reigning for multiple years. She was a tyrannical and merciless competitor, tired of her cruel manipulations, the other contestants overthrew Veronica and ended her reign of terror. For years they thought she was finally gone and peace returned to the pageant world. Angry and crazier than ever, she resides in the swamps now fighting alligators and eating the bark off trees... but she's got big plans in mind for the contestants who so viciously put an end to her career. She may have lost an eye to a sewer rat over some cheese but she's become a skilled swords-woman, has the ability to talk to snakes, and after living in the wild for years her smell alone can kill.

04.04.2020 02:34:04

Peg leg
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9694
Reputation: 5882
Posts: 38
Freethinkerland
04.04.2020 04:53:32
Peg leg

Peg leg

Becoming a magical girl is to suffer.

So often we only see the sparkles, the pretty transformations, the cutesy lives of the magical girls we see in anime, but the reality is that that sort of power requires a sacrifice. The wishes that all magical girls make to become who they are eventually come back to bite them. The law of energy requires each input of magical energy to have an equally powerful output of suffering and destruction. It is the fate of all magical girls, there are no happy endings.

Aiko Nakamura was a high school girl who's best friend was lost to this fate. She was her sidekick, helping her to save the day as much as she could without powers of her own. They spent years together defeating the evils of the world, unable to see that the true evil was right in front of them. The magic imbued into her best friend's soul eventually ate her from the inside out, too much for a human body to take--she died at just 17. Aiko discovered the truth too late, and blinded by her grief and rage she decided to make a contract herself. Her wish? To become the contractor. To become the last magical girl. To become...God, essentially. 

That way she could control the suffering, control the destruction. She'd make everyone on Earth understand the sacrifice that she and every other magical girl had to make to keep them all safe. They won't understand until they feel what she feels. They won't understand until they lose everything they love. And once everything is lost, there will be nothing left. 


04.04.2020 04:53:32
Where am I
Toxine
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11513984
Reputation: 182013
Posts: 1181
Antitheocra
04.04.2020 18:23:15
Toxine

Thistle - a failed stripper.
Couldn't stand the fact that bimbos who've had the boob job were getting all the customers' attention.
She might have a humble bosom, but there's one thing she was blessed by Mother Nature - unnaturally strong and healthy nails.
Run and hide, Thistle is now on a mission to pop all of Bimboland's silicone breasts with her claws!

Toxine

04.04.2020 18:23:15
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railophone
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 204309
Reputation: 71395
Posts: 1076
Freethinkerland
05.04.2020 09:40:20
railophone

This contest is now closed, unless there are any extenuating circumstances. Thank you for your guys' participation!!!

We look forward to announcing the winners as soon as we can.

05.04.2020 09:40:20
You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. -S3E10 Bojack Horseman
SarahLynn
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11180
Reputation: 6749
Posts: 43
Freethinkerland
20.04.2020 20:14:01
SarahLynn

who won?

20.04.2020 20:14:01
Keep it Pretty Bitties!

torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268939
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
20.04.2020 23:56:25
torrenoia

hey everyone, thanks for being patient with waiting for results. ive been struggling with a bit of stress and health problems (nothing serious) but im hoping to post results by tomorrow or wednesday evening <3! 

20.04.2020 23:56:25
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268939
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
23.04.2020 00:05:54
torrenoia

the results are in, thanks to all who participated, and thanks again for patiently awaiting for results! 

banners will be sent out within the next couple of days, so keep an eye out for yours! as for now I would like to present to you all the most villainous of them all

In fifth place we have AL PACINO SUPREMACIST 666 as SATANA

Coming in fourth place, TALA MARX as DIASPORA

Taking third place is LOVELIFEGIRL as ROSA BLUEBELLE
 
Second place was stolen by VISCERAE as THE CAPTAIN

And finally, in first place, we have PEG LEG as AIKO NAKAMURA


23.04.2020 00:05:54
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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