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A Very Villainous FASHION CONTEST

Category
The Runway
Posts
79
Created
22.03.2020
Author
torrenoia
DojaCat
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22114
Reputation: 16289
Posts: 125
Atheista
30.03.2020 13:52:50
DojaCat

DojaCat

Her skin as pale as alabaster, bloody tears streaming down her face. Her beauty is unmatched, she will drive all sexes to their obliteration. They say that she is darkness personified, a distant mind that makes her unattainable by anyone alive. Her only companion is the crow, and as her name suggests she will always be true to him, and him only. They call her Mrs. Crow. 

30.03.2020 13:52:50

Bimbo Pimp
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 151959
Reputation: 30275
Posts: 583
Atheista
30.03.2020 18:52:33
Bimbo Pimp

Bimbo Pimp
Jade Willow aka The Serpent Sage
Born in the Kingdom of Reynes, Jade is a descendant of the Cobra Clan. She is extremely manipulative and takes pleasure in putting others in tough to handle situations. The world is her entertainment and knows it revolves around her.








30.03.2020 18:52:33


yoshimi23
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 149562
Reputation: 49018
Posts: 175
Atheista
31.03.2020 02:47:49
yoshimi23

yoshimi23
Ever since she was a child, Katherine had a craving for the high life....but unfortunately not the cash. So she turned to some good old cat burglary to help fund her extravagant lifestyle. On the way to a party, just stop by the local jeweller for some cash and an elegant necklace to wear to the ball. And if a security guard or police officer has the misfortune of coming upon her...oh well, a little stabbing never hurt Katherine.

31.03.2020 02:47:49
Sexykat9
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 93659
Reputation: 37058
Posts: 1337
Agnostica
31.03.2020 03:09:51
Sexykat9

Sexykat9
She's always been rejected for being different until she embraced her differences. Now no one dares scorn her for fear of her heartless fury for she is the poisonous angel. 

31.03.2020 03:09:51
SkyeBear
Level 34
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 31146
Reputation: 18819
Posts: 22
Atheista
31.03.2020 03:26:01
SkyeBear

edit: the text didn't show up when i first posted this so here it is now!
Mercy and her cheerleader girlfriend, Faith, work as a duo to kill creepy men that hit on them. Although Mercy has a large collection of knives specifically for this purpose, her favorite is her trusty hunting knife.


31.03.2020 03:26:01

The KnockAround
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 290791
Reputation: 85605
Posts: 240
Freethinkerland
31.03.2020 10:59:03
The KnockAround

TOP STORIES
Susan Lucci - Associated Press
The KnockAround
(File photo of Tony “the Executioner” Carlisi)

New York, NY (AP) - The man accused of beating to death a reputed Lucchese Family mob boss during a family vacation in San Francisco, was arraigned Monday on one count of second-degree murder and two counts of criminal possession of a weapon.

Tony “the Executioner” Carlisi, pleaded not guilty to the death of Michael “Big Mike” DeSantis. Bail was set at $5 million. A bail application will be made later, attorney Allen Dershowitz claimed Carlisi does not pose a flight risk.

“The defendant allegedly wantonly and willfully took the life in cold blood and has now been indicted for murder and weapons charges,” District Attorney Michelle McMahon said. “This type of senseless violence will not be tolerated in our neighborhoods.”

Carlisi made his initial court appearance in New York City after being extradited from San Francisco. At that time, Dershowitz claimed his client is an admired member of the community and expects all charges to be dropped.


31.03.2020 10:59:03

“Turn my mic up louder, I got to say something. Lightweights step it aside when we come in...”
- Real BAMF -

MissKaika
Level 250
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14298528
Reputation: 202480
Posts: 1495
Atheista
31.03.2020 13:08:59
MissKaika

MissKaika
"Hello, I am the genius of the bottle, I will make your worst nightmares ..."
My name is Olenka, the Genie of the 1001 nights, owner of great treasures and land clearers.
I can be your greatest ally and your worst enemy.
I have seen kings succumb to desires and face their worst nightmares, all with my help, with my power, I am the queen of all magic.
For a wish, a piece of your soul ... rub the bottle, I will give you the world and you will be mine.

31.03.2020 13:08:59
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268939
Reputation: 39685
Posts: 1162
Atheista
31.03.2020 15:41:53
torrenoia

theres been some incredible entries so far guys omg <3

31.03.2020 15:41:53
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
prolapse
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22603
Reputation: 12530
Posts: 69
Freethinkerland
31.03.2020 18:35:37
prolapse

prolapse

Every school has its queen bee. For Greatwood High, it’s Kaia Ambers who rules the halls with an iron fist tighter than a pair of braces after a trip to the orthodontists’. 

Nothing is too savage or cruel if it means keeping her (metaphorical) crown on her perfect head, so it’s either obey, or face the teenage hell that’ll descend upon whoever that even dares to think about speaking out against her. Despite this, students still find themselves wanting to have her or be her. To Kaia, keeping everyone wrapped around her pretty, manicured finger is just part of the job. Equal parts manipulative and merciless, the devil is definitely real and he exists in the form of Kaia Ambers.

(btw thanks for organising this contest! it's my first time entering in one & this theme sounded hella fun :-y)

31.03.2020 18:35:37

Itsanniebitches
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23533
Reputation: 14116
Posts: 169
Freethinkerland
31.03.2020 22:44:41
Itsanniebitches

ItsanniebitchesSuzana Von Richtofen was born in a very wealthy family. Everybody thought she was only a sweet eighteen-years normal girl, but she is not. She is a cold blood murderer. 
She got envolved with a poor guy, which her parents desaproved. But she always got what she wanted, so she convinced her boyfriend to kill her parents. She stabbed them multiples times until their death  and went with her boyfriend to celebrate in a motel. 
Her brother who was 9 years old at the time never was the same. Now, 15 years late, He is seen in the streets living like a homeless. Suzana, in the other way, seduces everyone around her. She has fan base and got a prossecuter of the prision to fall in love with her. 


31.03.2020 22:44:41
Relying on the kindness of strangers 
favorite singers: Lana del rey and Billie Eilish.

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