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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Cunning Linguist
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 313367
Reputation: 59094
Posts: 181
Atheista
01.03.2024 21:24:08
Cunning Linguist

Mr Nuts, can you please explain why you are trying to limit expression & enforce dictatorial rules, when you previously claimed to be anti-authoritarianism & pro-free speech?

And I mean a real explaination, not just "I think every woman should be blonde with DDs or she's ugly". No one cares about your bimbo fetish.

If Ximboland was created to escape fashion-based prosecution, then we should remain true to our constitution & not prosecute people on the basic of fashion.

01.03.2024 21:24:08

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 157651
Reputation: 46692
Posts: 2268
Secville
01.03.2024 21:32:36
ButterfIy

In the words of Ariana, yes, and? He has asked in this topic to not be called by his first name. Instead of doxing him, which is a bannable offence, maybe consider apologising instead of justifying. You're welcome!

01.03.2024 21:32:36
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69406
Reputation: 42388
Posts: 2089
Reasonopia
02.03.2024 01:21:49
Hot Topica

A couple questions for Mr. SweetasNuts:

I understand that one of the goals of Ximboland currently is to grow the userbase, including branching out on social media. Wouldn't prosecuting ximbos based on their fashion be detrimental to this goal? New players won't want to join if they're being restricted over what outfits they can create. Additionally if we want this site to have a greater social media presence (via our minister of foreign affairs), I think it's also important to consider what fashion is popular and trending on social media. Maybe you don't personally like goth looks for example, and that's completely fine, but there are plenty of fashion communities on social media that do.

Second, with players that have many outfit slots, isn't going through them all to decide whether someone is fashionable or not a lot of work? It would surely take up a lot of time.

02.03.2024 01:21:49
  FREE PALESTINE  
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5192545
Reputation: 73020
Posts: 1986
Reasonopia
02.03.2024 01:53:44
bxdcherri

ButterfIy wrote:
SweetAsNuts has asked multiple times for people to not refer to them by their real name. Have some basic respect for the sensitive information of other users, thank you very much.
Mr.Nuts opened up his manifesto with his irl name. He also addressed the PH about what we should refer to him by, not the public, unless I missed that. In terms of your “misgendering” accusations, we told you that if you do not put your pronouns anywhere on your profile, be it signature or bio, you cannot expect someone else to read your mind. The comment was changed to accurately represent what your identify is and there is no punishment that should be given. Your repeated attempts at undermining and misconstruing evidence to effect the general publics opinion of me and my staff is getting tiresome and consider this your last warning. If you continue to lie it will be taken in bad faith and it will be more points on your account 

02.03.2024 01:53:44

catboy69
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16298
Reputation: 662
Posts: 1
Reasonopia
02.03.2024 22:18:20
catboy69

SweetasNuts wrote:
You need to shave those legs and get rid of the inevitable beaver that lurks down there.
Ximboland is for Bimbos and we must reclaim and win the fashion culture battle that has undermined our republic for years

moonflower
wrote:
You are so ridiculous it's almost funny. You're site owner right? If you really hate everyone and their style sooo much, and you just can't abide by people not filling your cookie cutter ideal of beauty then just ban all of us, delete all of that "loose fitting cosplay/gothy/emo stuff" from the shop and quit wasting our time Chris.
Either this is a place where ximbos of all fashion can or it’s a place where only the type that fills your specific fetish can.

Anyways, behold a beast most foul (except...i still find her beautiful. Because beauty and fashion is SUBJECTIVE and up to interpretation.)
moonflower

Also, to the people in the back who actually support this, you'll not be laughing when it's inevitably your turn on the chopping block.

Thank you for your hard work mister nuts to keep our country sexy and safe from hairy legs and fashion abominations. You look fantastic <3 xoxo 

02.03.2024 22:18:20
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7807142
Reputation: 323335
Posts: 1685
Agnostica
03.03.2024 01:01:00
craigslist-stripper

im just sat here wondering like…. if goth fashion is so disgraceful to the core values of this site (which started as the internet republic of bimboland, NOT the fashionable republic, dont know why that history is being rewritten suddenly)

why are such unfashionable items available for sale in your shops to begin with, chris? why are you hawking tattoos that you think are ugly? why do you even sell pngs of body hair when we are all supposed to be shaved down and slippery like fish? we all know that you are a massive hypocrite but im just fascinated that you can be shilling the very same fashion you claim to hate and demanding that we pay our real life money for it…. not to even mention the site sponsored “gothic” outfit fight category as others have brought up

you either need to do a massive overhaul on this site and delete everything that offends your delicate conservative bimbo sensibilities, or you need to shut up and let the democratically elected prime bimbo do her job in peace. we obviously aren’t going to stop being “ugly” and conform to your horny old man fantasies based on your incessant whining alone. im interested to see how the vote for Mr. Fromage turns out as well, since it seems that there are only a few fringe advocates for the uncreative fashion sensibilities of a middle aged man who goons to bimbos all day long. 18 hours to go…



03.03.2024 01:01:00

Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69406
Reputation: 42388
Posts: 2089
Reasonopia
03.03.2024 02:30:43
Hot Topica

h) niche fahsion is acceptable. Nonsense. Only if its sexy . Any of that loose fitting cosplay/gothy/emo stuff is for normies and not Ximbos. Bimbos have their own unique sexy style think david hasselhoff or Pamela Anderson
David Hasselhoff you say?
 
Now we're talking. I think this look would SLAY on himbos

03.03.2024 02:30:43
  FREE PALESTINE  
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829770
Reputation: 591458
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
03.03.2024 15:10:07
LillyAnn

Serious question, is this some kind of joke that no one gets? Ngl, sounds funny and entertaining but the real question is - is this serious or for entertaining purpose only?
I would like to get the answer before voting.

03.03.2024 15:10:07

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

Ascelina
Level 70
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 262859
Reputation: 12108
Posts: 194
Atheista
03.03.2024 16:24:06
Ascelina

as far as I can tell, it's serious. he wants users with "car crash" fashion to be punished and forced to wear a hat that identifies them as such. I think it will be similar to the bush on MB. he mentioned he is already looking for someone to fill the position of enforcing this.

I guess it may be for entertainment purposes, but it seems unlikely given all that has been said on this by SweetasNuts.

03.03.2024 16:24:06
love you ~
Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 79364
Reputation: 32986
Posts: 198
Reasonopia
03.03.2024 16:31:40
Dad

It's ok, SweetAsNuts is just doing a little trolling. You silly liberals wouldn't get it.

03.03.2024 16:31:40
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

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