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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 157651
Reputation: 46692
Posts: 2268
Secville
01.03.2024 16:55:06
ButterfIy

Do you mean like this, SweetAsNuts?



01.03.2024 16:55:06
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7807147
Reputation: 323335
Posts: 1685
Agnostica
01.03.2024 16:59:11
craigslist-stripper

SweetasNuts wrote:
When Ximboland was first founded back in 2014 all the Ximbos dressed wonderfully -
I think he means like BimboNympho, who was among the first 100 bimbos to immigrate! I believe that we are following their example wonderfully, after all - bald heads are so sexy and fashionable! Absolutely hairless not even an eyebrow



01.03.2024 16:59:11

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10274
Posts: 726
Atheista
01.03.2024 17:02:06
SweetasNuts

Yes I do. That monstrosity is a disgrace to all the Ximbos that fought for our freedoms. 

ButterfIy
wrote:
Do you mean like this, SweetAsNuts?




01.03.2024 17:02:06

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7807147
Reputation: 323335
Posts: 1685
Agnostica
01.03.2024 17:03:32
craigslist-stripper

What about her? Rate this look Chris! I think she may even be better at customer service than you...
craigslist-stripper

01.03.2024 17:03:32

moonflower
Level 75
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 331190
Reputation: 38629
Posts: 419
Atheista
01.03.2024 17:05:30
moonflower

You are so ridiculous it's almost funny. You're site owner right? If you really hate everyone and their style sooo much, and you just can't abide by people not filling your cookie cutter ideal of beauty then just ban all of us, delete all of that "loose fitting cosplay/gothy/emo stuff" from the shop and quit wasting our time Chris.
Either this is a place where ximbos of all fashion can or it’s a place where only the type that fills your specific fetish can.

Anyways, behold a beast most foul (except...i still find her beautiful. Because beauty and fashion is SUBJECTIVE and up to interpretation.)
moonflower

Also, to the people in the back who actually support this, you'll not be laughing when it's inevitably your turn on the chopping block.

01.03.2024 17:05:30
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10274
Posts: 726
Atheista
01.03.2024 17:07:25
SweetasNuts

The dress and legs and hair are wonderful but you need to go back to fashion school to learn about make up. Less is often more

craigslist-stripper
wrote:
What about her? Rate this look Chris! I think she may even be better at customer service than you...
craigslist-stripper


01.03.2024 17:07:25

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 157651
Reputation: 46692
Posts: 2268
Secville
01.03.2024 17:09:40
ButterfIy

I think that's how clowns do their makeup, SweetAsNuts. Maybe that's what she was going for?

01.03.2024 17:09:40
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7807147
Reputation: 323335
Posts: 1685
Agnostica
01.03.2024 17:09:55
craigslist-stripper

Never fear! She's in the process of washing off all that heavy makeup with a good facial ♥️

01.03.2024 17:09:55

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10274
Posts: 726
Atheista
01.03.2024 17:10:17
SweetasNuts

You need to shave those legs and get rid of the inevitable beaver that lurks down there.
Ximboland is for Bimbos and we must reclaim and win the fashion culture battle that has undermined our republic for years

moonflower
wrote:
You are so ridiculous it's almost funny. You're site owner right? If you really hate everyone and their style sooo much, and you just can't abide by people not filling your cookie cutter ideal of beauty then just ban all of us, delete all of that "loose fitting cosplay/gothy/emo stuff" from the shop and quit wasting our time Chris.
Either this is a place where ximbos of all fashion can or it’s a place where only the type that fills your specific fetish can.

Anyways, behold a beast most foul (except...i still find her beautiful. Because beauty and fashion is SUBJECTIVE and up to interpretation.)
moonflower

Also, to the people in the back who actually support this, you'll not be laughing when it's inevitably your turn on the chopping block.


01.03.2024 17:10:17

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


moonflower
Level 75
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 331190
Reputation: 38629
Posts: 419
Atheista
01.03.2024 17:12:43
moonflower

I love love love how you're just so predictable. You really will just ignore everyone and their words because you think you're right and everyone else is wrong.
You are actively ignoring the things I'm saying because I'm making a point you don't like.
Either nut up and ban us all and create your perfect little echo chamber, or just shut up.

01.03.2024 17:12:43
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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