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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19277397
Reputation: 104507
Posts: 2858
Reasonopia
29.02.2024 18:58:46
KatieBoutique



29.02.2024 18:58:46
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5192545
Reputation: 73027
Posts: 1986
Reasonopia
29.02.2024 19:02:05
bxdcherri

Rich was only marked as prosecuted an hour before the trial, so he was physically unable to defend himself by default. He had to spend a senators artifact to even post here, so he was not given the 3 days times to present his defense and evidence, like SweetAsNuts was. Worth mentioning :)

29.02.2024 19:02:05

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19277397
Reputation: 104507
Posts: 2858
Reasonopia
29.02.2024 19:09:21
KatieBoutique

There are 108 Senators (judges) eligible to vote in this case.
We will be able to see if any citizens deploy an artifact so they can vote/see the results.
The evidentiary gathering has concluded.
This is now the time where the judges deliberate.
I will go back and reread this entire thread to assess the evidence.
Any good Judging Body does this...regardless of whether they have made up their minds already or not.

Are The Senators worth their titles?
The deliberations can be posted here.
The Prime Bimbo has gotten the deliberations ball rolling.
There are three days allotted to these deliberations.
Let's see what transpires here...

29.02.2024 19:09:21
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5192545
Reputation: 73027
Posts: 1986
Reasonopia
29.02.2024 19:09:53
bxdcherri

Damn that was 111 yesterday, shame its gone down so fast after all this, not surprised though

29.02.2024 19:09:53

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19277397
Reputation: 104507
Posts: 2858
Reasonopia
29.02.2024 19:10:27
KatieBoutique



29.02.2024 19:10:27
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
XxXdominatratiXxX
Level 33
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 26333
Reputation: 434
Posts: 1
Antitheocra
29.02.2024 20:28:23
XxXdominatratiXxX

SweetasNuts wrote:
As you know bad fashion taste is not acceptable here in Ximboland.
We take fashion very seriously and will prosecute any Ximbos whom embarrass or undermine our great fashionable nation. 
Bad fashion is akin to treason against the motherland and will not be tolerated.
In this courtroom we will hold trials and prosecute any wrongdoers

Today our fahsion lawyers have bought the right honourable Richard Fromage to court for the crime of - 

Undermining our Fashionable republic by wearing ugly clothes matched together in an ugly and unacceptable way. 

Punishment = to clean the presidents feet daily for 1 week 
is this for real lmao

29.02.2024 20:28:23

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19277397
Reputation: 104507
Posts: 2858
Reasonopia
01.03.2024 04:10:33
KatieBoutique




01.03.2024 04:10:33
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
moonflower
Level 75
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 331190
Reputation: 38629
Posts: 419
Atheista
01.03.2024 08:43:52
moonflower

Clarifying that I used an artifact so I could vote, but I would just like to reiterate a point I made in the side thread Chris made. 
We voted BxdCherri into office. And thus "bad fashion" however one chooses to clarify it, is NOT a crime. You can have whatever feelings you want about that, Chris, but at the end of the day you lost. To do All This is a violation of the republic we have all (government & governed) worked together to build. All this is going to do is push players (paying or otherwise) away from your site.
At least pretend to respect your userbase.

01.03.2024 08:43:52
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10274
Posts: 726
Atheista
01.03.2024 09:51:01
SweetasNuts

Hello Moonflower - well you have raised an interesting point actually with regards to the governance structure of Ximboland.

The reality is that there are lots of different actors whom all have obligations in the governance of a complex state such as ours. There is the Prime Ximbo, the President, the senators and then there are the courts. 

The Ximbo courts themselves are a separate entity to the other actors and they also have their own obligation to the constitution and laws . The laws are decided by the Prime Bimbo but the constitution itself was created long ago by the founding Bimbos back in what became the Founders Inn pub.

If  you are an avid student of Bimbo History you will know that Ximboland as an island state was founded by a group of persecuted beauties led by Sindy Laarson aka Miss Bimbo herself. They were once ordinary human normies whom got classed as 'bimbos' and whom were persecuted by normie society and been excluded  because they were so beautiful and fashionable and perfect.  They were forced to dress down to make others feel good about themselves and they were told lies like boob jobs were not a good thing etc They were forced to pretend beauty doesn't matter. They were forced to pretend that fashion was subjective.
Anyway as you know they found the courage to step forward into the light and create their own state.
Our fashionable republic of Ximboland. 
  
That wonderful constitution that they created clearly states that though we were persecuted for being fashionable and beautiful we will never ever persecute beauty or boobjobs or sexy Bimbo fashion for ever and ever.

It states that we will always be proud of being the most fashionable and beautiful people in the world. Upholding these standards and not tolerating ugliness in fashion is a way of ensuring  that never again can we be persecuted for our beauty. If we allow standards to drop it opens the door for normie 'liberal' fashion values ' to permeate our society and undermine Ximboland.

Poor fashion is the start of a slippery slope. A slippery slope that will  lead to a society where looking down on and persecuting bimbos is once again acceptable. Those sexy beasts like myself with pert bottoms, chiselled pecs and a huge package will once again be forced to feel ashamed of their rugged bimbo handsomeness. Just to make average normies feel ok about themselves.
We cant let that negativity creep in to our society. 'Normie' humanlike values on fashion and looks must not prevail here.  Normie beauty values will not be tolerated lest we become like the rest of normie human society ie Bimboist and hostile to good looks.
We are Ximboland and so we must all play our part in this fashionable republic and our courts must do their part to uphold our fashionable ideals.

Apart from that silly sign - I notice your fashion is wonderful. Keep up the good work and don't let the normie rules of society get into your brain. Guard against these 'normie' liberal fashion values at all times lest it could be the end of Ximboland - 

a) hairy bodies are ok. They clearly are not. Beavers must not be tolerated in Ximboland. Pubic hair is disgusting and must be shaved every day
b) Small penises are ok. No they are not. Its 8 inches or a  penis extension 
c) fashion is subjective. Its clearly not - sexy is sexy and everything else is normie.
d) Shell suits are not cool. A tight shell suit is drop dead sexy
e) Boob jobs/penis extensions are for shallow people. Nonsense. 
f) Small boobs are ok. Rubbish - its 36C minimum or boob job time.  
g) skinny jeans are not cool. They will always be cool - they will always show off our superb bodies. 
h) niche fahsion is acceptable. Nonsense. Only if its sexy . Any of that loose fitting cosplay/gothy/emo stuff is for normies and not Ximbos. Bimbos have their own unique sexy style think david hasselhoff or Pamela Anderson 

The Ximbo courts themselves are doing a fine job of ensuring that our fashion values are not undermined but keep an eye on the courtroom should we need your senator vote on some legal matters  

01.03.2024 09:51:01

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10274
Posts: 726
Atheista
01.03.2024 09:57:33
SweetasNuts

for those of you interested in Ximboland history I recommend this book written by a very clever person - 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Miss-Bimbo-Beautiful-Republic-Bimboland-ebook/dp/B085S63CST

Also I heard Ximboland University of started doing degrees on the 'History of Bimboism' 

01.03.2024 09:57:33

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


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