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Ximboland Clock

An apology for an historical error

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140
Created
05.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
cybeles
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13162
Reputation: 8150
Posts: 150
Atheista
06.04.2024 02:30:42
cybeles

Chris, I hope you know that even if the route of who will become PB and government individuals is voted by entertainment, YOU are not entertaining. Or funny. Or charming in any way that you think that you are being on here. You just got tired of not being the center of attention on here.

06.04.2024 02:30:42
Vote for 'Someone Else' here!
he/him - capricorn - 19 - do not support a Ximboland with a Dictator!!
pro-palestine - pro-choice - pro-trans - propagandist
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19277397
Reputation: 104507
Posts: 2858
Reasonopia
06.04.2024 03:43:00
KatieBoutique

Sweetsy I am continuing to think about the details in all your posts over the last several months including the Secret Screenshots but especially this one and it hit me just now that I can probably pull off what you want fairly easily…so I’m thinking sure, I’ll run.  And I’m thinking I’ll do the job of Entertainment Mascot (Prime Bimbo) for free.  I will be planning a strategy this month, just to be absolutely sure I can do this right,,,where everyone wins…that is my goal.  Everyone ends up winning.

You are getting absolutely pummeled in this thread, and do you know what I think?
This is a PR goldmine.
I also want to see what you continue to do this month.
You are Teh Prime Himbo right now.
You do you Sweetsy.  Katie is watching and planning for XL2.0…

06.04.2024 03:43:00
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
KittyOnyx
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 44483
Reputation: 20681
Posts: 447
Freethinkerland
06.04.2024 04:35:27
KittyOnyx

yall are strange. get lives. touch grass

06.04.2024 04:35:27
I have some beautiful friends and all you have is a snitch!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 60
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 164660
Reputation: 32869
Posts: 907
Atheista
06.04.2024 05:05:32
Bimbo Pimp

I said this should be interesting yet I didn't expect an apology. I am a forgiving person and I did find some sort of entertainment in the chaos. I love the bimbos on here.

06.04.2024 05:05:32
Pronouns: Master, She who must not be named, Dommy Mommy

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7457
Reputation: 6199
Posts: 421
Atheista
06.04.2024 13:51:40
SweetasNuts parody

Considering you always here maybe its you that needs to touch grass

KittyOnyx wrote:
yall are strange. get lives. touch grass


06.04.2024 13:51:40
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Domme Natrix
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 150
Reputation: 299
Posts: 11
Freethinkerland
06.04.2024 14:10:39
Domme Natrix

Considering that you're level 16, have 207 forum posts and this isn't even your main account, accusing someone else of spending too much time on the site is ludicrous.

06.04.2024 14:10:39
I'm a nut buster
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22920
Reputation: 5593
Posts: 241
Atheista
06.04.2024 15:04:01
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

This is ridiculous!
You clearly only came to existence to write that piece of nonsense 

You shall get in line with the rest of our fans

06.04.2024 15:04:01
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Domme Natrix
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 150
Reputation: 299
Posts: 11
Freethinkerland
06.04.2024 15:09:51
Domme Natrix

No I came into existence to write lots of nonsense. Just like you.

06.04.2024 15:09:51
I'm a nut buster
Anti Lice
Level 5
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 90
Reputation: 151
Posts: 4
Antitheocra
06.04.2024 15:14:18
Anti Lice

You sound cranky dear. Do you have a lice infestation that is irritating you? I can help clear that up. Don't be afraid to ask for help.

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
This is ridiculous!
You clearly only came to existence to write that piece of nonsense 

You shall get in line with the rest of our fans


06.04.2024 15:14:18
If you have a lice problem I can help you get rid of the irritating insects
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19277397
Reputation: 104507
Posts: 2858
Reasonopia
06.04.2024 15:23:05
KatieBoutique

Bimbo Pimp wrote:
I said this should be interesting yet I didn't expect an apology. I am a forgiving person and I did find some sort of entertainment in the chaos. I love the bimbos on here.
You are loved, my dear.

06.04.2024 15:23:05
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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