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An apology for an historical error

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Created
05.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
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Reputation: 10274
Posts: 726
Atheista
05.04.2024 14:54:26
SweetasNuts

Hello Ximboland

First of all I would like to address a very important issue and apologise to everyone about something that appears so obvious to me now. Something that I need to take responsibility for.
And that is the decision I made long ago to empower and reward 'moderators' from amongst our Ximbo community ie in the form of the PB/government.

The decision to reward moderators was incongruous with what I am/was trying to achieve ie a site that is primarily entertaining. A political parody of a Bimbo world.
I knew we have lots of funny and interesting people here and so should have started off with the premise that the democratically elected Prime Bimbo should be nominated and voted in because they are the most entertaining and fun ie we have a political system where we reward entertainers.
I now realise that having a political system that creates and rewards 'creators/entertainers' is what we should have done from the start. And that is what I am belatedly coming around to now.
Bimbos should vote and reward the person whom creates and entertains most and the winner should be the person whom is most entertaining - however that may be.
Instead we inadvertently created an environment where we were rewarding bimbos to create rules, moderate content and often inadvertently thus reduce entertainment.

So I take full responsibility for this error and would like to apologise to everyone. I would like to apologise particularly to those previous governments whom felt the responsibility to moderate and keep the site safe. That really is our responsibility and perhaps I should not have put that on you.  

I would also like to apologise to those creative and humorous Ximbos whom kept having their content edited and clipped unnecessarily. Those funny peoples whom understood that Ximboland is a funny and interesting political parody of a bimbo world and as such were already in the spirit of things and got frustrated at governments whom seemed to be acting incongruously with what Ximboland is and should be at its core eg light hearted adult entertainment.

Our political system has not been bringing out the best in our community.
Everyone whom has already signed up here and is reading this must have in them some humour. Its impossible to sign up to a 'bimbo world' if one doesnt already have a good sense of humour. 
The problem is that I have allowed that humour to be driven underground and not celebrated because we did not reward the entertainers. We rewarded moderators. A political system that rewards moderators is always going to struggle to be entertaining right? 

So I would like to welcome in a new era hopefully.
An era where we reward creators and entertainers. An era where we reward fun and humour.  I would class Ximboland as 'adult comedy' along with and similar in style to South Park, the Simpsons, the book of Mormon or Spitting Image etc
We are a political parody of a bimbo world. 

I am aware that there is an argument that entertaining is also our job and I shouldn't put that on you either or share that with you as Prime Bimbo/government? What do you think about that?
Is it a good premise that we have a democratically elected leader whose shares the responsibility for fun and entertainment?
Or is that also likely to be viewed in hindsight as an idea that cant work long term also?
And eventually that will also have to be bought in house much like moderation has been now?

Anyway I look forward to your thoughts on this and once again sorry for my failings.




05.04.2024 14:54:26

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778145
Reputation: 54591
Posts: 1916
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:00:05
Timothee Chatroulette

The prime bimbo role already melded entertainment and moderation. Between facilitating contests and being a leader to the fashion police, prime bimbo is (was?) a busy and thankless job.
This is aggravated by the fact that multiple prime bimbos in the past have had the threat of pay being withheld. 

05.04.2024 15:00:05
  
lovelifegirl
Level 134
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 46609
Posts: 1396
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:02:47
lovelifegirl

wtf r u asking? why r u even asking? since when have you ever given a shit about our opinions chris - your entire bs persona on this site is a failure and only continues to drag down the community. the sooner you realise that the better chance you have at salvaging wtv support u have left. you’re interested in outdated things again, so dont call it a fashionable republic. 


05.04.2024 15:02:47
     

vilevulgar
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 154992
Reputation: 21688
Posts: 31
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:04:03
vilevulgar

Lmaoooooooooo try shedding a few fake tears, ppl might start to give a fuck. Cringe 

05.04.2024 15:04:03
peanits
MissKaika
Level 250
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14302238
Reputation: 202582
Posts: 1496
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:07:34
MissKaika

Your look at "fun" is scary.
Forums with offensive topics and players offending each other are the type of entertainment that your "humorist", who must be Donald Trump, probably finds funny.
Every day I get more scared by the things I see around here.
For me, the death of common sense and respect ended the topic about Transgender people.
And I feel like that's what it's all about...

05.04.2024 15:07:34
StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50489
Reputation: 22511
Posts: 605
Secville
05.04.2024 15:25:44
StrangeSnow

We get it Chris 
You wanna be edgy so bad 


05.04.2024 15:25:44

miruu
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 64552
Reputation: 29285
Posts: 38
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:28:27
miruu

?

05.04.2024 15:28:27
firm believer of eat hot chip and lie
                                                                                      

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22920
Reputation: 5593
Posts: 241
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:29:48
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER


stop apologizing to them my idol
they dont appreciate it

do what you will ie what you decided to do
some will like it some wont

citizens feel unsafe is bulls youre not their dad
its fuckin internet
they shall disconnect if it triggers them

05.04.2024 15:29:48
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

alexa pro
Level 121
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 92659
Posts: 1228
Atheista
05.04.2024 15:34:59
alexa pro

womp womp

05.04.2024 15:34:59
juno
he/hymn
like forum posts!!

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168146
Reputation: 78532
Posts: 2452
Secville
05.04.2024 15:35:05
AuntieLice

I consider myself to be the most entertaining, skinny and beautiful Bimbo on the website since Miss Heavenleighbimbo and I accept your apology.

05.04.2024 15:35:05
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard

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