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Ximboland Clock

An apology for an historical error

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Created
05.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7457
Reputation: 6199
Posts: 421
Atheista
05.04.2024 20:51:58
SweetasNuts parody

Teh former prime ximbo cherri quit and SweetasNuts decided to change teh way things was done after her and her chosen team in pink house repeatedly broke rules and abused tools by editing posts also deleting and changing text in my own post in teh Arena section which they was not supposed to moderate plus they only really cared to moderate misgendering. teh no moderation is down to them its all their fault
par1sgemz wrote:
true but i do like the seriousness aspect of this game and all, i just would honestly it rather be more focused on moderation (in sweetasnuts words, "snowflakery") i do liek the politics adn stuff i just wish it wasnt on the wrong side of it


Your here engaging now i would say teh pop up works
Honey Kelly wrote:
SweetasNuts parody wrote:
If you dont want teh rest of this so called crap maybe its not teh site for you. if you was here just for teh dress up you wouldnt be on teh forum
idk maybe if you didn't pop up announcements for stupid stuff in my face when i log in i would mind my business
that and if any of the choices from your cadre regarding gameplay and politics weren't incomprehensible or deranged, i might be more motivated to engage xx
 

05.04.2024 20:51:58
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 157651
Reputation: 46692
Posts: 2268
Secville
05.04.2024 21:13:57
ButterfIy

The former Prime Boombo was an embarrassing failure of both a woman and human. Her reign ended as it started: with me not knowing who she is. SweetAsNuts should have won, personally.

05.04.2024 21:13:57
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
pierrot
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50052
Reputation: 28400
Posts: 241
Antitheocra
05.04.2024 21:19:02
pierrot

Snore; this is more of the tired garbage that’s been spewed time and time again. I honestly adore the community here, I’ve met several people on here that have had a positive impact on my life. It’s truly sad to watch this site burn down for the millionth time, there’s truly no other dress up game out there that captivates the looks I want to create like this one and it’s gonna suck when a major change occurs that finally makes people leave the site in a wave all over again :(

05.04.2024 21:19:02
reanimated corpse of your dreams -☆゚. ・they/xe/he/it //. ・ ☆゚. ・

SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7457
Reputation: 6199
Posts: 421
Atheista
05.04.2024 22:01:18
SweetasNuts parody

If you think teh site will burn down then leave you are clearly not a loyal ximbo. i dont even know who you are like majority of teh site you wont be missed especially with UX outfits and makeup like that

05.04.2024 22:01:18
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23027
Reputation: 22632
Posts: 602
Agnostica
05.04.2024 23:02:00
Daphnee_Mino

This place is way more fun than X…
X doesn’t have a game attached to it,

I’m still waiting for a quote.  From the post…that many of you didn’t even bother to read.  Right?
BTW Halobears make up and hair were really good in her latest poolside YT chat.  She’s freaking gorgeous!
i keep waiting for her to talk about Ximboland…but for now…just a quote!  Anyone?
yes katie agreed, she seems so cute! i watched her videos mentioning ximboland and i love it! hope she makes more content related to this land, I like watching it since she also seems to know much more about all the lore. that would be really entertaining. she seems to care about this community <3

05.04.2024 23:02:00

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5192545
Reputation: 73031
Posts: 1986
Reasonopia
05.04.2024 23:41:33
bxdcherri

ButterfIy wrote:
The former Prime Boombo was an embarrassing failure of both a woman and human. Her reign ended as it started: with me not knowing who she is. SweetAsNuts should have won, personally.
And yet here you are, talking about me, again <3

05.04.2024 23:41:33

Daphnee_Mino
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23027
Reputation: 22632
Posts: 602
Agnostica
05.04.2024 23:51:57
Daphnee_Mino

not gonna lie im just now reading this fully and it does make so much sense to me. yes its a ‘non apology’ and more of a ‘fuck yall’. but it’s true. we can see it in the replies. im not taking any sides, because the comments are true too! i don’t believe this apology will change anything, everything will continue as is.
also i don’t believe it’s a fault of rewarding the wrong things, this is just our times now. what is happening everywhere else is happening here too. everything is constantly changing and that exciting! i don’t believe this post will create a ximboland 2.0 nor a new era exactly but i am happy to be here see how we change! lets go bimbos!…

05.04.2024 23:51:57

halobear8
Level 74
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 311947
Reputation: 105725
Posts: 1820
Freethinkerland
06.04.2024 00:15:28
halobear8

"BTW Halobears make up and hair were really good in her latest poolside YT chat.  She’s freaking gorgeous!
i keep waiting for her to talk about Ximboland…but for now…just a quote!  Anyone?" -KatieBoutique
Thank you so much Katie! Compliments like these really mean the world to me <3 

06.04.2024 00:15:28
 
Abu Hamza
Level 25
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11287
Reputation: 8739
Posts: 429
Reasonopia
06.04.2024 00:37:21
Abu Hamza

halobear needs niqab IMMEDIATELY 

06.04.2024 00:37:21
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



halobear8
Level 74
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 311947
Reputation: 105725
Posts: 1820
Freethinkerland
06.04.2024 00:49:35
halobear8

Daphnee_Mino wrote:
This place is way more fun than X…
X doesn’t have a game attached to it,

I’m still waiting for a quote.  From the post…that many of you didn’t even bother to read.  Right?
BTW Halobears make up and hair were really good in her latest poolside YT chat.  She’s freaking gorgeous!
i keep waiting for her to talk about Ximboland…but for now…just a quote!  Anyone?
yes katie agreed, she seems so cute! i watched her videos mentioning ximboland and i love it! hope she makes more content related to this land, I like watching it since she also seems to know much more about all the lore. that would be really entertaining. she seems to care about this community <3
Thank you Daphnee! I'm currently scripting a Guide to Ximboland Pt. 2 but I'm not sure when it'll be up. I'm also scripting a video that's a part 2 to my Jacksfilms/Sniperwolf video and that one will come out next. Much love <3 <3 <3

06.04.2024 00:49:35
 

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