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36
Created
08.03.2017
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mustdiet
mustdiet
mustdiet
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Secville
mustdiet
08.03.2017 15:55:27
mustdiet
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08.03.2017 15:55:27
mustdiet
mustdiet
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mustdiet
08.03.2017 15:56:17
mustdiet
I've had this one jacket for more than four years and I've either washed it once or not at all. It even has a pink paint stain from many Halloweens ago courtesy of the club bathroom. 
Your turn!


08.03.2017 15:56:17
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
08.03.2017 16:41:19
HeavenLeighBimbo
  I'm trying to think of something  gross, but I want to say, first,  I have a jacket just like Mustdiet's.  It is a work jacket that I wear about 4 time's a week.  It can't be washed because of it's reflective properties.   I was so embarrassed when I wore it for the first time, all shiny and new.  Over time [one year] that jacket has been through hell with me, and the dirt, blood and oil has stained it so much that it actually looks awesome to me and I really don't want to replace it.. I'll use a baby wipe to remove the blood,  but it stain's anyway's.  My jacket now has a total personality of it's own.  With so much DNA on it it might be able to walk and talk soon.
 I also totally LOVE it.  It is like putting on a suit of armor.  That ugly jacket has saved me from my own  blood loss, and can carry my equipment in pocket's and built in loop's.  So far not a single rip in the fabric too even though I'm often in the middle of tangled and twisted metal.
       It also serve's a purpose to not draw to much attention to myself, when in a crowd of burly men.   A dirty jacket mean's they can trust you with their live's and not just there to 'bust them' for something.  I hate wearing 'shiny' uniform's and try to get as messy as possible when wearing new one's. :/
  To break them in (?) and makes people think I know what I'm doing during a very stressful time in their live's. Even I am often clueless how to solve the problem,  but it is important to always appear like you know exactly what your doing at the moment during the trauma of a victim is experiencing.
   There is Method to my madness, believe it or not.....  My stupid and disgusting ugly jacket bring's comfort to other people more than myself.  People in serious pain seem's to respond very well to the person wearing the the most hideous color of neon-green possible.
   I love that Jacket !!!!  [and I wear it far to often.]

  Please wear seat belt's and PUT DOWN Cell Phone's while driving,   Just saying'   "They are killing YOU for no good reason."  Hand's free or not,  YOUR distracted and deadly at 100 KPH.
  My jacket is decorated enough now with the actual blood of Bimbo's and drunk's.  Yes,  I find that disgusting, and pure gross misconduct.
  I literally wear the 'dead' on my body, because of them.  

08.03.2017 16:41:19
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mustdiet
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mustdiet
09.03.2017 03:08:50
mustdiet
That quickly turned from gross to grim, heh.



09.03.2017 03:08:50
c.j. tsang
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c.j. tsang
09.03.2017 03:31:28
c.j. tsang
puss

09.03.2017 03:31:28


HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
09.03.2017 07:11:17
HeavenLeighBimbo
What is more gross than babies?
        They are not always so cute.  My first son, had difficulty with eating,  So after every feeding for his first 3 months of life  he would forcefully vomit.  He could spit up so hard that the vomit would fly a half meter or more.  Nothing was spared from vomit till I developed a method to feed him and burp him with his face pointed at safe easy to clean surfaces.  Sure it looked like he was a football in my arms instead of a baby,  but  I didn't care to smell like rotten milk all day.

09.03.2017 07:11:17
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KrizEun
KrizEun
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Reasonopia
KrizEun
09.03.2017 09:38:41
KrizEun
The movie i spit on your grave

09.03.2017 09:38:41
There is always only one truth and it always prevail..
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Reputation: 258715
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
09.03.2017 21:14:34
HeavenLeighBimbo

    Disguising spam with short 3 word replies to all conversation's, for reputation point's and B$, is not going to work anymore.  
     Bam.....   I know just what to do with her.   I'm going to give her a 32 hour day to see if she defends her action's with some word's.

  I order her to write 4 sentences about :    [quote/] KrizEun The movie i spit on your grave [end quote] 
, Why it is Gross to you? Or a report about the movie.  This is Mandatory.
          Your account will be terminated if you don't comply. This is also your Only Warning,  So I hope you do actually read posts too.

         That is as fair as I can be with KrizEun.    Any opinion's (?), as this is a 'gross thread' and the public execution of a Bimbo  should be on the menu too.   haha,    See how I stayed on topic ?

  Someone wrote in a 'suggestion tread' saying that I should start a weekly poll to decide who the biggest cheater was in Bimboland's. [She said most annoying, but you get the idea]
        I almost thought it was a good idea, but ultimately rejected the idea, as 'random targeting'.
  The player who suggested it, might have a good idea after all. 
       KrizEun would certainly be nominate by me so there is no need for a vote in her case.  Beside's I believe everyone currently active in the forum has seen her guilt already.  So please join in on 'Spitting on her grave'.
              Criminals never know how to stop being one once they start,  and they always spin out of control.  Getting away with a crime for long periods of time make's them so bold/STUPID, they always do something to get caught eventually.  
      No more mercy anymore, for the wicked among us. Due to the length of time she has been cheating and the way she is escalating in that behavior,  I think a permanent ban is totally justified.  C.J. has certainly has gotten my unwelcome attention as of late too, and her chance's of survival are quickly running out to..
.
   A forum is not just a true or false test, for reputation.   Treating it like that for reputation point's and winning a contest [top 10]  is a total insult to actual player's who make an effort to be REAL !!!   and write about themselves with honesty. 
   I will not allow a criminal to disrespect your hard work and effort's. This is my promise to the Bimboland's community.

  Does anyone second that motion?
  I'm putting it out there to the reader's of this gross thread,  to execute or Spare Her.

              Haha,  Executing one cheater per week....  a Classic Idea :/ that is totally sickening to me.
  I prefer player's to behave as they would with friend's.
  This mean's, " DON't steal, cheat and rob, and then insult them in their own house/thread.. PERIOD.

[ Mindy want's a list of rule's, This is ONE.  Yes, I've still been thinking about her comment's and suggestion's too.
                                   Your government doesn't forget good idea's too.  I would call this the crime of 'Word Bombing the forum', ]

   Maybe a homework assignment for a child is the beginning of an education.  People better start showing some sign's of intelligence here or I will be culling the herd drastically.  This includes the Game's section of the forum.  There is some good hunting there but don't worry the traps will be clearly marked.
  Signed
     The Prime Bimbo

09.03.2017 21:14:34
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KrizEun
KrizEun
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Posts: 1619
Reasonopia
KrizEun
10.03.2017 05:34:28
KrizEun
The movie i spit on your grave is already banned because of brutal gang rape and murder. It is an offensive movie and one of my biggest fear in life is seeing blood. If i see wet blood specifically more blood (xcept menstraution because it is dry already because of napkin) i vomit and feel dizzy so i promise myself that i will not watch again movie like that and about carnivals etc.. Thank god some movies, when they focus blood it is black and white so i don't clearly see it..

10.03.2017 05:34:28
There is always only one truth and it always prevail..
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695468
Reputation: 258715
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
10.03.2017 06:43:44
HeavenLeighBimbo
Thank you,  That was indeed very sickening.   Your Bimbo is Spared.

  The Prime Bimbo

10.03.2017 06:43:44
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