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Swearing in Ceremony of the right honourable Halobear8

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Created
03.05.2024
Author
Miss Bimbo
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7437
Reputation: 6153
Posts: 421
Atheista
08.05.2024 21:32:17
SweetasNuts parody

its only a matter of time. halu has been dying to jail people and seems excited to do some banning
Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
I hope we won't be having a case of the old itchy trigger finger happening around here.


08.05.2024 21:32:17
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271164
Reputation: 103891
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
09.05.2024 01:11:34
KatieBoutique

Please Hire CarCrashBimbo Back as Minister of Fashion.

She is in my office right now crying.

Miss Bimbo, she loved that job, and wants to devote her whole life

to helping you make Ximboland Fashionable again.

This is a Hail Mary attempt by me, Senator Katie Boutique

To ask for her job to be restored.

All my love and devotion to Ximboland...I submit this plea

on behalf of my Best Bestie, CCBimbo, ex Minister of Fashion.

Katie



09.05.2024 01:11:34
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9638
Reputation: 8108
Posts: 397
Reasonopia
09.05.2024 05:44:21
Abu Hamza

I can help her with her emotions, tell her to DM me.

But inshallah they also re-instate her.

09.05.2024 05:44:21
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271164
Reputation: 103891
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
10.05.2024 15:28:49
KatieBoutique

Halobear8: A Prime Ximbo that is so self-centered, selfish and egotistical
that she is married to her own alt!

#NOT-MY-PRIME-XIMBO
#OCCUPIED-BIMBOLAND



10.05.2024 15:28:49
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32109
Posts: 819
Atheista
10.05.2024 19:45:17
Bimbo Pimp

That's interesting


10.05.2024 19:45:17
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9638
Reputation: 8108
Posts: 397
Reasonopia
10.05.2024 20:49:04
Abu Hamza

#ATTICA!-ATTICA!-ATTICA!

10.05.2024 20:49:04
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



ladabunni
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 206703
Reputation: 67268
Posts: 343
Atheista
11.05.2024 05:11:10
ladabunni

Kai is crying now. Thanks

11.05.2024 05:11:10
 
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271164
Reputation: 103891
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
11.05.2024 06:41:27
KatieBoutique

Master Pimp.  That has a nice ring to it.
Can I get out of this outfit now?  It itches.



11.05.2024 06:41:27
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32109
Posts: 819
Atheista
11.05.2024 15:14:01
Bimbo Pimp

ah yes, thank you Katie for validating me. That itch was part of the lesson, you may take it off now since class has ended.


11.05.2024 15:14:01
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271164
Reputation: 103891
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
11.05.2024 19:20:15
KatieBoutique

I bought both the dresses for $9000Bs each, as well as a host of other things Polly has made.
My goal was to style it using as many of her items as possible.  It was difficult, but challenging.

I did not see a difference in the two dresses, except for a tiny alignment shift.
I scrapped the pacifier.
I used her arm warmers and a additional purple wig of hers for highlights.
The dress I decided to partially hide behind a background, my long pony tail,
And those white boots.

Polly wanted people to style the Pond Series and post the result to her comments.
I chose not to post it there, as I'm sure she would interpret that as me throwing some shade on her.
So I chose to wait for her Xod Contest to end, and posted it there, after the deadline.
Of course...that was a worse decision on my part, as it generated a post to my comment section
from none other than Rei of Valentine, the Please And Thank You Political Party Chairwoman:



Of course, the message was clear.  She wants to <redacted> my <redacted>. 
But I had a nicer solution: Yellow Shirt Diplomacy I call it...whatever that means:


I can't stand that phrase "Hope this helps".  It is dull sarcasm. 
Come to Table 7...or start your own table.
Xomboland has some brilliant minds.
I want to meet more of them.

11.05.2024 19:20:15
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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