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Swearing in Ceremony of the right honourable Halobear8

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Created
03.05.2024
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Miss Bimbo
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7569
Reputation: 6276
Posts: 430
Atheista
04.05.2024 01:17:08
SweetasNuts parody

Well according to SweetasNuts post on halo manifesto topic teh prime ximbo role is for. to make ximboland fun and have entertainment because who cares about real things on a bimbo dressup game. we are all namesless sexless and genderless avatar. we are living in a political parody of a magical bimbo world.
lets make ximboland bimbotastic again!

Quote from SweetasNuts from is post in your manifesto topic you ignored:
"So to re iterate - you wil not have the power to read reports, edit words or ban Ximbos.
Only Sylvie/we will have that power.
Your main job is to entertain and only minster of justice can bring to trial some Ximbos for the senators to decide

04.05.2024 01:17:08
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
idkspooky
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31510
Reputation: 11012
Posts: 116
Reasonopia
04.05.2024 19:49:43
idkspooky

Congratulations Halo!

04.05.2024 19:49:43
ve / they/them / 23 / est / hyperfem girlie 
CarCrashBimbo
Level 49
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 89690
Reputation: 8073
Posts: 390
Reasonopia
05.05.2024 01:42:46
CarCrashBimbo

I can’t wait to see who the new Minister of Justice is going to be…
Since Sindi’s best friend and peerless ally Tash was fired at the same time I was.

Any guesses?  Winner gets a Quibitch Prize…?

05.05.2024 01:42:46
CarCrashBimbo
Hot Topica
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69487
Reputation: 42413
Posts: 2090
Reasonopia
05.05.2024 02:04:49
Hot Topica

Congrats Halo!

05.05.2024 02:04:49
  FREE PALESTINE  
halobear8
Level 74
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 320234
Reputation: 107427
Posts: 1862
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 02:29:11
halobear8

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
Well according to SweetasNuts post on halo manifesto topic teh prime ximbo role is for. to make ximboland fun and have entertainment because who cares about real things on a bimbo dressup game. we are all namesless sexless and genderless avatar. we...
I currently have powers to jail and ban people but not to edit forum topics. I haven't used jailing or banning powers yet. I didn't ignore SAN's post, I just addressed it yesterday. To reiterate what I said for a third time, I'm still waiting for SAN to get back to me on what punishments I can or cannot give out. It's not my fault, it's SAN's fault. Don't blame me, blame your xidol. 

05.05.2024 02:29:11
 
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7569
Reputation: 6276
Posts: 430
Atheista
05.05.2024 16:50:36
SweetasNuts parody

you did ignore if you did not change your manifesto before election to fit new role he told you about. blame yourslef for lying to teh xitzens.

05.05.2024 16:50:36
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19279766
Reputation: 104771
Posts: 2872
Reasonopia
05.05.2024 23:35:10
KatieBoutique

If I am not mistaken, and I’m not, I believe the appointment of
any past government official who resigns
to any future governmental office, including and especially Minister of Justice

is illegal.

The Senate will convene an Emergency Session to decide this within hours.



05.05.2024 23:35:10
Katie Boutique
SweetasNuts parody
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7569
Reputation: 6276
Posts: 430
Atheista
06.05.2024 01:33:17
SweetasNuts parody

halu commited treason making QUXcherru minister of justice. halu also know prime ximbo role is not suppose have moderation tool yet gave herslef it. abuse of power by wokies again

06.05.2024 01:33:17
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 165944
Reputation: 33060
Posts: 927
Atheista
06.05.2024 04:35:33
Bimbo Pimp

I hope we won't be having a case of the old itchy trigger finger happening around here.



06.05.2024 04:35:33
Pronouns: Master, She who must not be named, Dommy Mommy

Abu Hamza
Level 25
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11811
Reputation: 8846
Posts: 431
Reasonopia
06.05.2024 11:18:23
Abu Hamza

إذا نجح التصويت، فلن يسمحوا لنا بذلك.


(translation for the unenlightened: if voting actually worked, they would not allow us to do it.)

only adding translation so when they waterboard me i'll know it can't be for speaking arabic 

06.05.2024 11:18:23
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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