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Stupidity is on the rise.

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Freethinkerland
26.03.2018 00:24:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

So this Qualifies as Headline News :   STUPID !!!!!   Headline's in the American Press are the biggest source of laughter for me !!!!

Pizza with 111 different types of cheese breaks world record


   Do you feel better now? 
   Why does the store's in my town sell about 10 different cheeses?
   Where did the other 101 cheeses come from?
         The story didn't even say......   but TRUST in Stupid reporting, by children.
   They obviously know how to educate the masses !!!!
 
 A world record?   Get serious !!!!!
    They cant even deal with bullies in schools, without a blanket to cry on.
   [and] They are thrilled about a world record breaking pizza.
   Yeah !!!!!!!!
        

26.03.2018 00:24:39
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Antitheocra
26.03.2018 00:37:29
thulatalula

Finally- some news that isn't about people getting shot to death. I'll take pizza news any day.

26.03.2018 00:37:29
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Freethinkerland
26.03.2018 01:27:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

Heartbreaking New Details About The Teen Girl Killed By The Maryland School Shooter Because Of A Recent Breakup.

A child who was never supposed to have a firearm, BY LAW,   still got one and killed her.
     When will people learn,  that mental illness and love is much more deadly than Pizza.  
    These are the boy's, and girl's that are breeding like viruses in a 'Spit-sandwich'
Would you like saliva with that?
              Pita Pit employee caught on camera SPITTING into a wrap and throwing food during argument with custome
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A knife will do !!!! To cut the world into pieces   Haha
   Are You sure your boyfriend is mentally able to be in a relationship?
   [or just a boy about to throw a temper tantrum because she didn't want to breed with a LOSER.]
          I pity the newest generation of adult's.   They have no life skills, thanks to technology and video game's, and absent parent's and LEADERS.
   Score one for EVIL.   Even women make very bad choices, when INSANELY emotional, and at work. Just look at the Video 'linked'   The Spit'ter woman, actually looks happy committing a CRIME.   Laughing even, at her CRIME !!!!!
         
   Love is lost, on a purely selfish generation seeking Like's and validation........    A Pity.
  Reporters are not immune from this mental disorder.   In Fact they are Most at Risk, of causing damage to an entire society.

26.03.2018 01:27:29
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Antitheocra
26.03.2018 01:28:58
thulatalula

I'm sorry that you mistranslated 'bad news is really sad and its nice to see something silly for once' in such a horrible way. 

26.03.2018 01:28:58
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Freethinkerland
31.03.2018 16:00:42
HeavenLeighBimbo

‘I MARRIED A GHOST PIRATE’: THE CURIOUS STORY OF AMANDA TEAGUE AND HER 300-YEAR-OLD DEAD LOVER

Just when you thought people couldn't be more STUPID,   a (formerly),respected News source,'  Newsweek US, publishes this report about a Wedding that occurred on July 23, 2016 published  BY CHRISTINA ZHAO ON 1/22/18 AT 9:08 PMAmanda Teague
   The story is so Laughable,  you have to read it for yourself to judge it !!!!!!!!   

   This Bride is so insane.   She claims that while dating, 'Jack Teague' the ghost, he was the best 'sex' she ever had.
         Why do I get the feeling an imaginary friend, came from a bottle of pill's, wine and a sex toy?   :?  
  
Worst still,   This is what qualifies as NEWS in America ?   OMG.  The Bride is from Ireland ?
                              (or ?|); at least the story's seems to say that)
   The Sick and insane, are educating each other, in how to be stupid and delusional. 

  In an Age of FAKE NEWS,   even this one EATS the CAKE, as 'Click Bate'. STUPID for the masses.
       Proof, that what qualifies as journalism, was made by a complete STAFF of Idiot's.  
My only question is: 
   
Who was more STUPID, the journalist CHRISTINA ZHAO  or the BRIDE  who married 'Jack Sparrow's' portrait? 
  I would love to see a vote/ poll;     on THAT QUESTION.....

31.03.2018 16:00:42
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Freethinkerland
27.04.2018 16:21:23
Cliv

hahaha
I study journalism and we call this sort of news fait divers. 
It's all about the unusual, sometimes bizarre (even better)... little or even tiny things that happens on daily bases and arouse the interest and curiosity of the public. Roland Barthes writes about this gender, very interesting hahaha 




27.04.2018 16:21:23
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Freethinkerland
27.04.2018 16:23:40
Cliv

But remember it's only a entretiement gender of journalism, very funny hahah 

27.04.2018 16:23:40
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Freethinkerland
07.05.2018 23:30:50
Fye

Only here for the Daily Tasks! haha

07.05.2018 23:30:50

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