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Iulja
Iulja
Level 123
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Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
17.04.2018 19:12:27
Iulja

MIss Mindhunter wrote:
No hejka, za miesiąc stuknie mi 25 lat kręcenia się po ziemi. Na co dzień siedzę sobie na kopalni i ogarniam serwis maszyn górniczych, ale mam marzenie pracować kiedyś w dziale tąpań albo przy projektowaniu obudowy wyrobisk górniczych ( <3 <3 <3).

https://youtu.be/zbBCke8H4Bs
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 Z perspektywy czasu widzę, że to dobrze, że bimbo w końcu umierała. Czułam się wtedy winna i logowałam się, żeby ją nakarmić.

17.04.2018 19:12:27

Miss Mindhunter
Level 47
Status: Legal Alien
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Reputation: 23007
Posts: 158
Reasonopia
17.04.2018 19:16:18
Miss Mindhunter

A pamiętasz tego questa, że trzeba było ją odchudzić tak bardzo, że siedziała taka zasuszona na wózku inwalidzkim? Trochę mnie to wtedy smuciło xd chociaż może ten przekaz był poniekąd słuszny, jak się głębiej nad tym zastanowić

17.04.2018 19:16:18
Whatever.
Iulja
Level 123
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1453167
Reputation: 208142
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
17.04.2018 19:21:16
Iulja

No nie mów, że doszukałaś się w Miss Bimbo jakiejś głębi przekazu :D

Nie pamiętam, ale ja niewiele z tej gry pamiętam, ostatecznie przestałam grać w 2010 r.

17.04.2018 19:21:16

Miss Mindhunter
Level 47
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 80221
Reputation: 23007
Posts: 158
Reasonopia
17.04.2018 19:26:07
Miss Mindhunter

No może szukam jakiegoś argumentu, żeby uzasadnić, że siedzenie tu godzinami nie było takie głupie xD 

17.04.2018 19:26:07
Whatever.
Sansara
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 41421
Reputation: 11966
Posts: 168
Reasonopia
17.04.2018 20:06:46
Sansara

MIss Mindhunter wrote:
Sansara wrote:
 jestem stażystką na programistę frontend ;p
Omgosh, jak żałuję, że nie poszłam na coś z IT. Niby można się uczyć samemu, ale już jakoś im się nie chce xdd
Masz normalnie szanse, mówię Ci. Ja nie miałam z tym nic do czynienia, zaczęłam uczyć się pół roku temu sama, teraz udało mi się dostać staż w firmie w której pracuje również mój brat :D No tyle tylko, że jest miazga z uczeniem się. Wracam do domu z bólem głowy i oczu :P Jest hardcore :D

17.04.2018 20:06:46
:: Let all that you do be done in Love ::
Sansara
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 41421
Reputation: 11966
Posts: 168
Reasonopia
17.04.2018 20:09:21
Sansara

MIss Mindhunter wrote:
No hejka, za miesiąc stuknie mi 25 lat kręcenia się po ziemi. Na co dzień siedzę sobie na kopalni i ogarniam serwis maszyn górniczych, ale mam marzenie pracować kiedyś w dziale tąpań albo przy projektowaniu obudowy wyrobisk górniczych ( <3 <3 <3).
(...) (mea culpa, ale kto nigdy nie oszukiwał, niech pierwszy rzuci torebką xD). 
Woow dziewczyno! Ale masz robotę! Niesamowite :)) Szacun dla Ciebie :P Jeszcze nie słyszałam o czymś takim, to musi być ciekawe :P

Z tym rzuceniem torebką to jesteś mistrz hahahah

17.04.2018 20:09:21
:: Let all that you do be done in Love ::
Buby
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 169072
Reputation: 89949
Posts: 194
Reasonopia
17.04.2018 21:01:54
Buby

23 lata mieszkam w Rybniku i aktualnie studiuje. Moja przygoda z MB chyba podobnie jak inni gralam w gimnazjum albo moze juz w podstawowce nie pamietam dokladnie, chyba w liceum zaniechalam i zapomnialam hasla do konta :P Jakies poltora miesiaca temu przypomnialam sobie o tej grze i oto jestem :D Szkoda, ze gra az tak sie zmienila ale da sie przywyknac.

17.04.2018 21:01:54
Tworek
Level 86
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1431
Secville
18.04.2018 04:05:31
Tworek

MIss Mindhunter wrote:
No hejka. Ktoś jeszcze na nogach o 4:34? :P


Jeszcze czy już? Ja o tej godzinie wychodzę biegać :)

18.04.2018 04:05:31
Tworek
Level 86
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 497222
Reputation: 123323
Posts: 1431
Secville
18.04.2018 04:11:03
Tworek

Hej. Ja mieszkam niedaleko Płocka. wstydzę się powiedzieć, gdzie pracuję, ale teraz mam przerwę i wychowuję dwójkę moich Diablątek. 
Ja również zaczęłam grać kilka lat temu i miałam długą przerwę. Prawie rok temu weszłam z ciekawości i tak już zostało. Za dużo fajnych ludzi tu jest. Iulja, zazroszczę sukienek, ja nic starego nie odzyskałam :(

18.04.2018 04:11:03
Iulja
Level 123
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1453167
Reputation: 208142
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
18.04.2018 04:45:15
Iulja

Luz, ja też z premedytacją nie piszę, gdzie pracuję. Nie każdy ma pracę, która brzmi tak fajnie jak serwisowanie maszyn górniczych.

Ale kiedy byłam mała, chciałam być fryzjerką. Potem panią od polskiego. A potem coś poszło nie tak.

Jeszcze, zdaje się, niedawo, 4 rano to godzina jak każda, kiedy dopiero zaczynałam się zastanawiać, czy pora wracać z imprezy. Potem oglądałam 4 rano, bo wstawałam, żeby dojechać do pracy. Teraz taka godzina nie istnieje. Dorosłość jest do kitu. 



18.04.2018 04:45:15

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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