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Created
22.04.2024
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KittyOnyx
Level 36
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 36825
Reputation: 17630
Posts: 385
Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 01:40:58
KittyOnyx

CarCrashBimbo wrote:
If you both would like to habe a discussion with me, you know where to find me.
We'll have the discussion right out in the open.  Your call.  Let us have it.
Private conversations rob the community of insight into what makes any certain Bimbo tick.
I've always welcomed Chris to a private conversation, he just refuses to take it.
I would refuse to take it as well.  
There is nothing I would say to you privately that I couldn't say here...and I hope visa versa?
Ok, I can agree, lets have a conversation in the open. Weird that all of a sudden chris has an open-door policy, granted he flipped shit when the discord stuff was leaked.
Here are my problems with Chris and with his website and how he runs it:
1) our voices do not matter at all. We all have several suggestions that ge ignored, or straight up just forgotten. Can't speak for everyone but i know a good part of us are annoyed because nothing has been updated in a while. Us as a userbase enjoy the new clothes and the new themes, which we havent seen much of either in a few months. Other than the valentines day collection, i cannot remember another recent time where the clothes shop or anything else was updated.
2) we want more crazes. I think we can all agree having bonuses helps out a lot, and the surprise of not knowing whats coming is thrilling. Id like to see more community building through this. We get online more when we know theres a craze coming.
3) literal bullying. I cannot express how disgusted i am with that weird friend of your thats obsessed with genitals. Being playful towards each other is great, but literal exclusion of anyone shouldnt be acceptable. Im not saying we need a fortified group of mods or something, but there needs to be actual punishments for constant harassment, especially if it comes from someone who we cant block like admins.
4) going back to bullying, fashion police is stupid and excluding. Look, we are all mostly adults here. I think if you had a system of a consenual roast session would be fun, and people would participate. Logging on one day to find your avatar on trial isnt it, if its just over yout motherfucking clothes. What a stupid idea - have clothes in the clothes shop where youll get in trouble if you mix them! why even have categories on our avatars if we cannot use them without fearing a trial? I promiseeeee chris people will consenually sign up. Make their punishment like a little button they have to wear for a while or make them dress in a clown suit for a day. Something productive that again the community can really get together on.
5) bullying part III i dont like how you talk to people. calling people wenches and idiots are not ok if you expect us to pay you to unlock perks. I have adblock on so i could be wrong but you dont do ads in the game, right? So we are your income source for this website. We keep the lights on. Biting the hand that feeds hurts more in the longrun when people stop wanting to keep the lights on.
6) alts. they should be banned from voting but i can agree with using alts just to play and fight. But they should have no interaction with voting because this sways elections and gives some people 2, 3, 4 votes while others only get 1. There is a way to code this into the system.
7)Stop moaning about lgbt. I am a God fearing republican who doesnt subscribe to any of the idealogy i see on here. However, i know we have to love the sinner, not the sin. You can hate people all you fucking want quietly, but when you start getting public, expect backlash. "bimbo"ism and the whole dressup aspect of the website is right up lgbt alley; drag, hyper feminism, the ability to hide in a screen a be a person you want to be, its all very ingrained into lgbt culture. you cannot just exclude certain people just because you dont like them lol
8) i simply just dont like katies hair tbh thats about the only thing i dislike about her. that and how much of a dickrider she is for you. the reason i begrudge her run for office is because i know every policy she will pass will just be your policies said on another account
9) you cant be a hypocrite. If you or your friends do x, you cant moan about someone else doing x. Either believe in freedom of speech without repruccussions or enact freedom of speech within regulations. You cannot have both.
10) i kinda think the sub prices are just a little high but i also dont know how much it costs to run this website so i cant bitch about that too badly.  i also dont think you should have to be a paying member to be in government
Thats about it! Did i miss anything, anyone? Feel free to add. I hope you listen Chris but knowing you, you don't care.

23.04.2024 01:40:58
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141234
Reputation: 6435
Posts: 211
Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 02:30:28
Slayyyocrates

KittyOnyx wrote:
Im a full blooded red bleeding republican :) of that's what you need to know
Chris i offered your charity money and you see that as a personal attack? Weird
“I'll only donate to you if it goes straight to blightys charity. You don't deserve shit.put it towards those orphans you mocked or those Indian women you hate.”

Read your own words again.  That is a personal attack, by you, from The Flatlands
Do you see what I mean by the Flatlands?
Your new longer post above is much better.  
I read it…I’ll read it again.

and I am totally blown away that you are a full blooded red-bleeding Republican.



23.04.2024 02:30:28
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
KittyOnyx
Level 36
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 36825
Reputation: 17630
Posts: 385
Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 02:32:22
KittyOnyx

Cosider yourself blown ig?

23.04.2024 02:32:22
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141234
Reputation: 6435
Posts: 211
Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 02:38:16
Slayyyocrates

Theodora Dee wrote:
hello, i don't really log on to the game anymore but i still wanted to ask, why is sandi lut still not included in the post?
I guess Sandy can show up anytime and include herself in this thread, if that is part of her election strategy.
it may not be…and I don’t blame her.  Just announce you’re running, say a few words in your page icon, and wait for the vote.



23.04.2024 02:38:16
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
Candy_Bitch
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3303
Reputation: 2066
Posts: 29
Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 05:59:39
Candy_Bitch

KittyOnyx wrote:
CarCrashBimbo wrote:
If you both would like to habe a discussion with me, you know where to find me.
We'll have the discussion right out in the open.  Your call.  Let us have it.
Private conversations rob the community of insight into what makes any certain Bimbo tick.
I've always welcomed Chris to a private conversation, he just refuses to take it.
I would refuse to take it as well.  
There is nothing I would say to you privately that I couldn't say here...and I hope visa versa?
Ok, I can agree, lets have a conversation in the open. Weird that all of a sudden chris has an open-door policy, granted he flipped shit when the discord stuff was leaked.
Here are my problems with Chris and with his website and how he runs it:
1) our voices do not matter at all. We all have several suggestions that ge ignored, or straight up just forgotten. Can't speak for everyone but i know a good part of us are annoyed because nothing has been updated in a while. Us as a userbase enjoy the new clothes and the new themes, which we havent seen much of either in a few months. Other than the valentines day collection, i cannot remember another recent time where the clothes shop or anything else was updated.
2) we want more crazes. I think we can all agree having bonuses helps out a lot, and the surprise of not knowing whats coming is thrilling. Id like to see more community building through this. We get online more when we know theres a craze coming.
3) literal bullying. I cannot express how disgusted i am with that weird friend of your thats obsessed with genitals. Being playful towards each other is great, but literal exclusion of anyone shouldnt be acceptable. Im not saying we need a fortified group of mods or something, but there needs to be actual punishments for constant harassment, especially if it comes from someone who we cant block like admins.
4) going back to bullying, fashion police is stupid and excluding. Look, we are all mostly adults here. I think if you had a system of a consenual roast session would be fun, and people would participate. Logging on one day to find your avatar on trial isnt it, if its just over yout motherfucking clothes. What a stupid idea - have clothes in the clothes shop where youll get in trouble if you mix them! why even have categories on our avatars if we cannot use them without fearing a trial? I promiseeeee chris people will consenually sign up. Make their punishment like a little button they have to wear for a while or make them dress in a clown suit for a day. Something productive that again the community can really get together on.
5) bullying part III i dont like how you talk to people. calling people wenches and idiots are not ok if you expect us to pay you to unlock perks. I have adblock on so i could be wrong but you dont do ads in the game, right? So we are your income source for this website. We keep the lights on. Biting the hand that feeds hurts more in the longrun when people stop wanting to keep the lights on.
6) alts. they should be banned from voting but i can agree with using alts just to play and fight. But they should have no interaction with voting because this sways elections and gives some people 2, 3, 4 votes while others only get 1. There is a way to code this into the system.
7)Stop moaning about lgbt. I am a God fearing republican who doesnt subscribe to any of the idealogy i see on here. However, i know we have to love the sinner, not the sin. You can hate people all you fucking want quietly, but when you start getting public, expect backlash. "bimbo"ism and the whole dressup aspect of the website is right up lgbt alley; drag, hyper feminism, the ability to hide in a screen a be a person you want to be, its all very ingrained into lgbt culture. you cannot just exclude certain people just because you dont like them lol
8) i simply just dont like katies hair tbh thats about the only thing i dislike about her. that and how much of a dickrider she is for you. the reason i begrudge her run for office is because i know every policy she will pass will just be your policies said on another account
9) you cant be a hypocrite. If you or your friends do x, you cant moan about someone else doing x. Either believe in freedom of speech without repruccussions or enact freedom of speech within regulations. You cannot have both.
10) i kinda think the sub prices are just a little high but i also dont know how much it costs to run this website so i cant bitch about that too badly.  i also dont think you should have to be a paying member to be in government
Thats about it! Did i miss anything, anyone? Feel free to add. I hope you listen Chris but knowing you, you don't care.
Sis spitting up facts

23.04.2024 05:59:39

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18801
Reputation: 10211
Posts: 726
Atheista
23.04.2024 15:40:16
SweetasNuts

Thats very generous of you if you are being serious. You can donate here:

https://www.goodsamaritanorphanage.org.uk/

Please FAO Ratnam and mention Chris 

KittyOnyx
wrote: (original post HERE)
Also again since you breezed by it; i am trying to help XL, but without paying you. Wouldn't you want your charity to get a new donation? I'll donate the senatorship money. That way we both win, you get your charity some more money and i technically...


23.04.2024 15:40:16

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18801
Reputation: 10211
Posts: 726
Atheista
23.04.2024 15:41:16
SweetasNuts

I didn't see her manifesto in xemocracy forum so wasnt sure if shes running

Theodora Dee
wrote: (original post HERE)
hello, i don't really log on to the game anymore but i still wanted to ask, why is sandi lut still not included in the post?


23.04.2024 15:41:16

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18801
Reputation: 10211
Posts: 726
Atheista
23.04.2024 15:43:06
SweetasNuts

I agree to a point but the reality is that I am in the best position to make changes and get things done and so every now and again its useful if I get a spell in power 

ShortFry
wrote: (original post HERE)
CarCrashBimbo wrote: Miss Bimbo (Sindi Laarsen) and SweetasNuts are two different characters. I am working on a plan to make that a bit more noticeable. For the moment...see if you can suspend Flatland Reality And look at Miss Bimbo as her own...


23.04.2024 15:43:06

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 83693
Reputation: 6825
Posts: 318
Antitheocra
23.04.2024 15:55:31
CarCrashBimbo

As an election campaign shoutout to current Prime Himbo SweetasNuts
That new sliding puzzle game using XL backgrounds and items
Is...how can I say this...Slayyy?

Yes.  It is Slayyy.

Upvoters:  do your thing!  Upvoters?  Hello?  Is this thing on...



23.04.2024 15:55:31
What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

KittyOnyx
Level 36
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 36825
Reputation: 17630
Posts: 385
Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 19:40:01
KittyOnyx

SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)
Thats very generous of you if you are being serious. You can donate here: https://www.goodsamaritanorphanage.org.uk/ Please FAO Ratnam and mention Chris KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)Also again since you breezed by it; i am trying to help...
Does this mean as long as i donate $30, i can participate in the next election? I do not have the time to make a manifesto and campaign this election but id love a shot next election. I appreciate you for listening to me. It means a lot

23.04.2024 19:40:01
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed

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