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Created
05.04.2019
Author
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Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16109
Reputation: 9190
Posts: 225
Atheista
17.02.2024 03:59:05
Magalina Hagalina

you're likely here to have a fun time. i like to think we all are :) 

17.02.2024 03:59:05
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
MaxxiMaxx
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15587
Reputation: 8127
Posts: 32
Atheista
17.02.2024 13:17:06
MaxxiMaxx

Hello I'm Max. I started playing this game in 2020 for a few months them dropped off th face of the earth. While i was gone I got my mental heath in check, fell in love, and relearned how to function in society. By day I produce animal vaccines (my department focuses on chickens) and by night Im a serious crafter, and a not-too-serious Game Master. I truely love TTRPGs (and not just dungeons and dragons). I cohost a podcast about how to be a good GM, the podcast (The Tavernkeeps Guide) itself mostly focuses on dnd, but I think the tips are pretty transferable. I have many many different systems (even some one and two player options so if you're interested in something like that I can point you in the right direction). I have three groups that meet regularly. I run two of them (one is dnd the other is monster of the week) and I play a Changeling Artificer in the other. Outside of that I am really into crafting like I said before. I've tried and enjoyed so many crafts and art forms that my craft room is overflowing with supplies. The crafts I'm most proficient in are Sewing (including all types of needlepoint, hand sewing, machine sewing), bookbinding, and leather work. When it comes to my sewing my main focus is making clothes currently Im working on a large gown. With bookbinding I love to do leather bound patch work covers and make the books with an open spine. Lastly with leather work I am focusing on creating cowboy gear for wizards. 
I think that about sums me up. Im so happy to be back here!

17.02.2024 13:17:06
Hell yeah
Heydi
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 105536
Reputation: 64041
Posts: 2730
Atheista
26.02.2024 22:24:35
Heydi

good morning all
I hope we are all thriving
good on you MaxxiMaxx :) inspiring!

26.02.2024 22:24:35
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
StoyaVelour
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11759
Reputation: 8438
Posts: 271
Atheista
10.03.2024 09:00:15
StoyaVelour

hi everyone

10.03.2024 09:00:15
.~♡︎

Heydi
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 105536
Reputation: 64041
Posts: 2730
Atheista
10.03.2024 11:02:51
Heydi

what’s up :)

10.03.2024 11:02:51
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
StoyaVelour
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11759
Reputation: 8438
Posts: 271
Atheista
10.03.2024 18:05:12
StoyaVelour

   i have brain fog.. i thought stopping lexapro might help get rid of it maybe but it seems just the same now if not worse :(

10.03.2024 18:05:12
.~♡︎

SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1374
Reputation: 1579
Posts: 81
Atheista
10.03.2024 23:18:19
SweetasNuts FOREVER

Prime ximbo, Government ministers and UX police falsely accused us for impersonating staff and threaten to exile Nuts brothers and their fans without Handsome Himbo Trial
'enemies from within' dont care about original Mister SweetasNuts they use him as an excuse to impose a tyranny to fight teh only real opposition
That is unacceptable and shall not be tolerated

Be on guard real bimbos as some of you clearly care for Fashionable republic of Ximboland and our fledgling democracy. Some of you want to help us build Ximboland fashionable again.

However some of you are clearly just here to bring Ximboland down.
It’s clear you are using the  ‘impersonating staff’ as a moral outrage simply to cause disruption and to undermine.
I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Ximboland, the President and original SweetasNuts down.

I ask all real ximbos ie hot bimbos, handsome himbos and anyone who loves Bimboland to fight against ‘enemies from within’ and UX, SUX, DUX and AB whom are trying to undermine our president, our citizens, our fledgling democracy and SweetasNuts fans



10.03.2024 23:18:19
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
SweetasNuts fanboy
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 733
Reputation: 1294
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
10.03.2024 23:22:10
SweetasNuts fanboy

Disgusting, despicable move from Prime Ximbo Cherri that we now need permission to open new topics. Pink house tab says Reasonopia have no State Minister. More proof of the tyrant government we are under with needing permisison to make topics from them. - https://ximbo.land/forum/does-reasomopia-need-a-fill-in-state-minister/t14363#post_1063496

10.03.2024 23:22:10
Teh pink house claimed i was SweetasNuts alt even though my username has fanboy and from different state.  They do not know what they doin.
The clue is in the name - The Fashionable republic of Ximboland. Shut up and buy Ximboland history book!
Heydi
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 105536
Reputation: 64041
Posts: 2730
Atheista
11.03.2024 02:42:39
Heydi

StoyaVelour wrote:
   i have brain fog.. i thought stopping lexapro might help get rid of it maybe but it seems just the same now if not worse :(
Funnily enough i lost my pills so ive been off it for a few days and I am definitly not thinking clearer!
If it isnt too personal may I ask how long you've been off it, it might take a little while to adjust.

11.03.2024 02:42:39
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
Lolita-Lover
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15009
Reputation: 9856
Posts: 190
Atheista
15.03.2024 03:55:28
Lolita-Lover

Hi, everyone! I had an account here in the early 2010s, and I recently came back to check it all out again. I wear lolita fashion IRL, so being able to have my bimbo dress similarly is a lot of fun. I enjoy playing video games and listening to metal music, but I also love historical romance novels, antique shopping and going to the theater. <3

15.03.2024 03:55:28

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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