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Created
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Starbuck
「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 401272
Reputation: 102572
Posts: 1947
Atheista

oooh wait a pet sloth would be so cute. my mom keeps recommending some comedy slasher movie to me called slotherhouse where a sloth kills a sorority or something. idk if you'd wanna see that!

totaly pivot but i saw this on tumblr and it made me laugh

people here would rather let you die than let you merge the drivers in my city are soooo bad i think it's the machismo. anyways i Will start making an evil list of all these guys that wont let me in idc idc

does anyone else here have driving pet peeves or are surrounded by bad drivers while you're the only perfect angel driver?

the other thing that pisses me off here is nobody uses their blinker.... but i guess since nobody will let you merge or change lanes anyways, what's the point of a blinker?

03.11.2023 14:55:41
*hands you a monster*
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1080937
Reputation: 59408
Posts: 1981
Atheista
03.11.2023 17:20:55
Gemima1984

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FUCKING CAPTCHA TEST LMAOOO (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) I WAS STARING LIKE I DON'T KNOW GOOGLE

03.11.2023 17:20:55
「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 401272
Reputation: 102572
Posts: 1947
Atheista

lmao. please click on everyone who did not let me merge

03.11.2023 20:09:54
*hands you a monster*
MissxKota
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5096
Reputation: 4530
Posts: 189
Atheista
06.11.2023 07:48:38
MissxKota

Where I live drivers will straight run u over in broad daylight I do not get it but it’s a college town so idk maybe it’s the being young drunk n stupid. A sloth horror movie makes me think of Tusk vibes I highly recommend in a it’s so bad it’s good way. Movie abt a guy who gets turned into a walrus called Tusk 

06.11.2023 07:48:38

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106934
Reputation: 64163
Posts: 2732
Atheista
19.12.2023 15:07:26
Heydi

Gemima1984 wrote:
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FUCKING CAPTCHA TEST LMAOOO (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) I WAS STARING LIKE I DON'T KNOW GOOGLE
this made me remember the time i had to take a chinese captcha test oh my god it was so hard
had me considering I was a bot
It was also oddly aesthetic, like some weird internet glitch horrorcore

19.12.2023 15:07:26
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
audrey_lynn
Level 171
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 3933331
Reputation: 107447
Posts: 1246
Atheista
20.12.2023 02:19:08
audrey_lynn

I cannot count the amount of times captcha tests have had me question whether or not im a robot lmao

20.12.2023 02:19:08

EmEmEm0823
Level 17
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3816
Reputation: 2554
Posts: 12
Antitheocra
22.12.2023 03:29:31
EmEmEm0823

Okay but the sloth horror movie was so fun to watch stoned, it was really good in a crappy way lol

22.12.2023 03:29:31
Bye Barbie!
audrey_lynn
Level 171
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 3933331
Reputation: 107447
Posts: 1246
Atheista
22.12.2023 03:35:22
audrey_lynn

the WHAT

22.12.2023 03:35:22

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106934
Reputation: 64163
Posts: 2732
Atheista
23.12.2023 14:48:09
Heydi

I am perplexed alsfnasiknrfjniopds SLOTH HORROR MOVIE??

23.12.2023 14:48:09
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
audrey_lynn
Level 171
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 3933331
Reputation: 107447
Posts: 1246
Atheista
25.12.2023 03:50:37
audrey_lynn

guys ive been trying to make myself save tokens for the next state wars, whenever they may be, and got up to 1300.  But im impatient so I just spent them all on debates LMAO

25.12.2023 03:50:37

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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