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Ximboland Clock

A debate on gender in the context of Bimbos and Ximboland

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
277
Created
20.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270310
Reputation: 31875
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 03:41:21
Iowa

you're literally obsessed with me how else would you know i had shock hair loss (which grew back) as a result of getting 2 surgeries in one summer lmfao i promise you this is not healthy

25.03.2024 03:41:21
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270310
Reputation: 31875
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 03:43:37
Iowa

look if male pattern baldness is what is preventing you from transitioning there's medication you can take for that

25.03.2024 03:43:37
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158221
Reputation: 46725
Posts: 2269
Secville
25.03.2024 03:44:17
ButterfIy

Thanks for sharing. Funnily enough, telogen effluvium and androgenetic alopecia are not the same condition and anyone with half a brain would google the difference, so explain how I’m so obsessed I figured out that you experienced a completely different medical condition. Thanks for admitting to being bald though! It looks fabulous on women!

25.03.2024 03:44:17
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168205
Reputation: 78562
Posts: 2452
Secville
25.03.2024 03:44:40
AuntieLice

So your situation looks like this:
-yellow vaginal discharge
-bald
-boyfriend strangling you during sex to the point of you passing out

Definitely seems normal hon, sign me up! Popping the cross-sex hormones as we speak.

25.03.2024 03:44:40
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158221
Reputation: 46725
Posts: 2269
Secville
25.03.2024 03:46:41
ButterfIy

The hypoxia definitely did a number on her brain. From now on I’ll be keeping everyone’s hands at least a metre away from my neck!

25.03.2024 03:46:41
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168205
Reputation: 78562
Posts: 2452
Secville
25.03.2024 03:52:09
AuntieLice

I wonder if taking cross-sex hormones has enlarged her clitoris enough for it to resemble a micropenis? Would love to see what it looks like when she goes to pee. Maybe Dean can hire her on his porn website that he was promising us?

25.03.2024 03:52:09
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270310
Reputation: 31875
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 03:53:45
Iowa

you're really not beating the "psychosexually obsessed with transsexuality" allegations by telling us you've done your homework on the fact that i had a persistent yeast infection (from having regular sex with Not Gay men on the gay sex app) and the kind of sex i have with Not Gay men i've met on the gay sex app.

men on grindr love trans men btw. of course you wouldn't know that since you were lying about being a gay man. but you should transition and see for yourself!

25.03.2024 03:53:45
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270310
Reputation: 31875
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 03:55:09
Iowa

AuntieLice wrote:
I wonder if taking cross-sex hormones has enlarged her clitoris enough for it to resemble a micropenis? Would love to see what it looks like when she goes to pee. Maybe Dean can hire her on his porn website that he was promising us?
is this supposed to make me uncomfortable??????? "i want to see what a trans person's genitals look like when they pee i'm not obsessed or attracted to them i'm normal i'm normal I'M NORMAL"



25.03.2024 03:55:09
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 158221
Reputation: 46725
Posts: 2269
Secville
25.03.2024 04:00:44
ButterfIy

Something tells me it’s not Auntie that’s coping in this situation. Rather, it’s the woman who thinks that people revere and covet the modern equivalent of Frankenstein’s monster. I’ll put it down gently for you: you are everybody’s last choice. Nobody wants to be you, and nobody wants you either, trust me. Nothing personal though! Your Grindr dates with clean, straight men appear to have gone so successfully that you contracted multiple infections! Definitely something to be jealous over!

25.03.2024 04:00:44
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270310
Reputation: 31875
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:02:42
Iowa

"nobody wants to be you" --person who pretended to be a gay man for 2+ years and just asked for detailed information about ftm transitioning procedures for uh Reasons

25.03.2024 04:02:42
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game

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