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26
Created
17.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10257
Posts: 726
Atheista
17.04.2024 14:24:57
SweetasNuts

Thanks for your application.
You have a lot of the qualities I am looking for but why not smile?
You looks sad? Bimbos should be smiley and happy. 

Re: Cherri. I sent her a request for an invoice nearly a week ago now. I am happy to pay the minute she sends an invoice through. The delay is on her side not ours. 
By the way I am proud to let you know that since 2014 we have sent circa $70 000 to various Prime Bimbos and we have always paid on time ie 10 days after end of term and upon receipt of invoice. Just ask he previous PBs if you need to know more. 
Spread the word



lovelifegirl
wrote:
literally anyone else is better than you - at least itll curb your annoyance even if you’ve taken away the PB power. your ego knows no bounds.
and stop with the (unironic) cringe AI images bs. its getting creepier and creepier that at your old age you’re roleplaying this shit, like tf man. at least pay your old “employee” (cherri) before you even try to recruit new ones 


17.04.2024 14:24:57

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7601015
Reputation: 134652
Posts: 2650
Secville
17.04.2024 14:30:38
Honey Beee

I ask once again who can i talk to so i can pin and unpin posts in my town hall!!

Also are we as SMs gonna get our respective color houses in our town halls too

17.04.2024 14:30:38

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 85695
Reputation: 7426
Posts: 368
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 14:39:19
CarCrashBimbo

HB - I'm just guessing here but I think once he selects his Minister of Fashion you will have pinning/unpinning posts available once again.
I have applied for the position, and if I get it, I'll have a look at what's involved.
And vote for Ximdependent Katie for PB.  She's Independent, but dependent, on Ximbos. <3
Stop by table 7.  Katie likes you, and wants to buy you a coffee...I'll bring it to you.  <3 CCB



17.04.2024 14:39:19
Dr.CarCrashSpears - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10257
Posts: 726
Atheista
17.04.2024 14:51:38
SweetasNuts

Oh wow - you Honey Beee are looking absolutely wonderful - smoking hot bimbotastic. Even Sindy Laarson may get jealous. 

I am going to empower you now - please check the rules in state forums . We have devolved power to state ministers so you can interpret the laws and administer justice as you fit in your state and over time each state will have different laws. 
Please do not ban anyone yet as the developers are still working on code that will enable each state minister to ban people from their section only and not the wider forums. 




Honey Beee
wrote:
I ask once again who can i talk to so i can pin and unpin posts in my town hall!!

Also are we as SMs gonna get our respective color houses in our town halls too


17.04.2024 14:51:38

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


lovelifegirl
Level 134
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1883763
Reputation: 45591
Posts: 1373
Atheista
17.04.2024 15:08:39
lovelifegirl

oh no, don't manipulate mee, im actually gonna be feel bad for how hard ive been coming at u bro T-T

i sincerely hope thats true, and i really hope yk that although i have been coming at you quite harshly, i do enjoy your website and sense of community here 

please dont stray away from the dressup portion of this website wtv u do. its the thing that keeps your site alive. 

i'll actually take u srsly and apply myself if u sweet talk me like that ngl bwahahha

SweetasNuts
wrote:
Thanks for your application.
You have a lot of the qualities I am looking for but why not smile?
You looks sad? Bimbos should be smiley and happy. 

Re: Cherri. I sent her a request for an invoice nearly a week ago now. I am happy to pay the minute she sends an invoice through. The delay is on her side not ours. 
By the way I am proud to let you know that since 2014 we have sent circa $70 000 to various Prime Bimbos and we have always paid on time ie 10 days after end of term and upon receipt of invoice. Just ask he previous PBs if you need to know more. 
Spread the word


lovelifegirl
wrote:

17.04.2024 15:08:39
     

StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49870
Reputation: 22444
Posts: 605
Secville
17.04.2024 15:41:17
StrangeSnow

Listen 
I care about this site 
I had fun on this site 
I don’t want to see it go down in flames like it’s starting to 
Bimbos exist in different styles and that’s okay
That’s what makes each bimbo super unique 
So please choose someone who WILL actually benefit the site and not finish the job of killing this shit off 

17.04.2024 15:41:17

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271360
Reputation: 103925
Posts: 2809
Reasonopia
18.04.2024 03:11:59
KatieBoutique

This might be the hardest job of all.  
No one in Ximboland has the talent and the know how to pull this off.

And no one wants to either…ya think?


18.04.2024 03:11:59
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
amyblue
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6581
Reputation: 4778
Posts: 34
Secville
18.04.2024 03:12:12
amyblue

what is he yapping about ..

18.04.2024 03:12:12
Katrynah
Level 246
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 13279252
Reputation: 189739
Posts: 2393
Antitheocra
18.04.2024 15:50:49
Katrynah

i'd like to take a moment to publicly state my interest in the position and am pleased to have turned in my thorough application earlier this morning 

18.04.2024 15:50:49
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
  
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 30
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 20840
Reputation: 20595
Posts: 537
Agnostica
18.04.2024 17:44:50
Daphnee_Mino

And that's the thing about foreign affairs
And clandestine meetings and longing stares
It's born from just one single glance
But it dies, and it dies, and it dies
A million little times....


18.04.2024 17:44:50

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