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Your government needs you! Minister of Foreign Affairs required

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26
Created
17.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
17.04.2024 12:53:31
SweetasNuts

Hello Ximboland

I am looking to fulfil 4 x new positions to help me govern Ximboland.

Minister of Fashion
Minister of Justice
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Minister for Defence/war

If you are interested in these positions and feel you have the necessary credentials to do the job please either let me know here or dm me or email me with your application and why you should get the job on [email protected]

All positions are open to senators only.

The roles in more detail -

Minister of Foreign Affairs

As a long standing Ximbo with immaculate fashion sense and traditional Bimbo morals and values your job is to oversee and promote the Fashionable republic of Ximboland abroad.

Our Fashionable republic is a world renowned democratic institution and as such we are seeking a like minded individual to represent us abroad ie in the republic of twitterland, facebookland and instagramland.
You will be responsible for promoting our fashion to flatlanders and foreigners alike.

Like all government ministers you will also be responsible for making Ximboland a better place i.e. dressing fashionably, welcoming new Ximbos to Ximboland, starting good conversations, being kind and treating all Ximbos with love and respect. You will also be expected to keep Ximboland infomed with whats going on marketing fashion contests, crazes, senatorships and the Presidents book.

Reporting to

You will be directly reporting to me the Prime Ximbo of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland

Rewards and salary

As Prime Ximbo I am foregoing my salary and will share all the treasury money earned during the time of our incumbency between my loyal ministers.
Your reward will be an equal share of the earnings paid out 10 days after the end of our term in power.


17.04.2024 12:53:31

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Sandi Lut
Level 286
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28145132
Reputation: 264745
Posts: 4183
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 12:57:47
Sandi Lut

I am getting soooooooo fed up with all these annoying pop ups about nothing. Dude your term only lasts 2 more weeks. Let it go

17.04.2024 12:57:47
Happiness is inside yourself

The Diamond Doll
Level 22
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 8062
Reputation: 5208
Posts: 43
Atheista
17.04.2024 13:02:55
The Diamond Doll

You better find someone good because most people are gonna leave this place for somewhere better, and you'll really need new people here.

17.04.2024 13:02:55
Beauty is in the eye of the person who masturbates to your pictures.
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
17.04.2024 13:04:38
SweetasNuts

You will need to become a senator before i consider your application. 

The Diamond Doll
wrote:
You better find someone good because most people are gonna leave this place for somewhere better, and you'll really need new people here.


17.04.2024 13:04:38

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
17.04.2024 13:05:05
SweetasNuts

A good governor plans for the future. I am hoping to get elected in again so this good work will not go undone.
If you are interested please let me know - your style is good and you have the credentials I am looking for eg

Long term Ximbo, senator and traditional Bimbo good looks.
I think you would fit in great in my new team. Dm me

Sandi Lut
wrote:
I am getting soooooooo fed up with all these annoying pop ups about nothing. Dude your term only lasts 2 more weeks. Let it go


17.04.2024 13:05:05

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


Sandi Lut
Level 286
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28145132
Reputation: 264745
Posts: 4183
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 13:16:24
Sandi Lut

Well I am running for PB, if it works that is. Because my program still isn't visible on my profile

17.04.2024 13:16:24
Happiness is inside yourself

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
17.04.2024 13:25:49
SweetasNuts

Oh wow one of the esteemed ex PBs coming out of retirement and going for office again.
Well done - thats good for democracy but though thats bad news for my campaign. 
You certainly have the criteria and history behind you.
You will be a strong adversary but I am going to do my best in the next 2 weeks to prove that I should be given another term.


17.04.2024 13:25:49

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 84032
Reputation: 7361
Posts: 364
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 13:51:14
CarCrashBimbo

This is so exciting I almost can't believe it is happening. 
Katie loves Sweetsy and his program and she is running and Katy LOVES popups!
And pics of Sindi are everywhere now!  When I see her I feel empowered!

I'm bringing Katie her coffee at Table 7 and I'm sure she is going to have something to say shortly...

CCB

17.04.2024 13:51:14
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

lovelifegirl
Level 134
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1883516
Reputation: 45495
Posts: 1366
Atheista
17.04.2024 14:02:17
lovelifegirl

literally anyone else is better than you - at least itll curb your annoyance even if you’ve taken away the PB power. your ego knows no bounds.
and stop with the (unironic) cringe AI images bs. its getting creepier and creepier that at your old age you’re roleplaying this shit, like tf man. at least pay your old “employee” (cherri) before you even try to recruit new ones 

17.04.2024 14:02:17
     

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
17.04.2024 14:20:28
SweetasNuts

Thanks for your support. It means a lot 

CarCrashBimbo
wrote:
This is so exciting I almost can't believe it is happening. 
Katie loves Sweetsy and his program and she is running and Katy LOVES popups!
And pics of Sindi are everywhere now!  When I see her I feel empowered!

I'm bringing Katie her coffee at Table 7 and I'm sure she is going to have something to say shortly...

CCB


17.04.2024 14:20:28

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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