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whos the best cereal mascot

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Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
09.11.2020 05:13:45
Big Boy JENKINS

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
I just rly like Kelloggs' Tony the Tiger because, at least where I live, they gave him a pretty lively voice acting and he also encourages u to try ur best

Downside of the Kelloggs tiger: he's the biggest furry bait of all time
^Ok fucking, this is real because thurl ravenscroft (original tony the tiger actor) is one of my favorite actors celebrtieies of all time. Not just for tony did you know he also voitced the grinch song and also kirby the vacuum drom brave little toaster (life changing movie). Plus also i like his song when he sang yes we have no bananas. Wait fuck In your languages i missed that part sorry i  forgot they have  different voices . I'm going to look up brazilian tony the tiger

UPDATE i am back i found exactly 1 voideo of spanish frosted flakes he has one dialogue line in it but? He sounds very frienedly and good. Tony the toigers good ness transcencds the language barrier

09.11.2020 05:13:45
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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09.11.2020 06:14:36
Lil' George Bubblegum

BRAZIL SPEAKS PORTUGUESE YOU FOOL

09.11.2020 06:14:36
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
09.11.2020 14:29:24
Big Boy JENKINS

I TRIED TO LOOKED UP PORTUGESE TONY THE TIGER FIRST  YOU GOTTA BELOEVE ME GEORGE. But there was NOTHING it is so freakign hard to find anyrhing that isnt tony the tiger english.  I serched every keyword. To no avaikl.....That singular video was my only hope wait i qonder if its on dailymotion NOOO ITS NOT this is homphobic.  All i ever wanted to was tony the toger clips

09.11.2020 14:29:24
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Big Boy JENKINS
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24.12.2020 21:48:52
Big Boy JENKINS

Hello everyrione im back. With some mkre cereal lore. Not to brag but, I got (bless you grandma) this bad boy for chrismtas......


Thats right . QUISP BASEBALL!!!!!!! Well who the fuck is quisp basemball you may be asking. Well first of all his name is not quisp baseball its just quisp. Secondly. QUISP. Is a little alien man dreamed up by Jay Ward aka creator of rocky and bullwinkle and even captain crunch. And he had this like. "Rivalry" with a man named Quake and togetehr they were Quisp and Quake even though its the same cereal.

Quisp was a quazy alien from outerspace and Quake was a strong guy from the center of the earth and their commercials were formatted like radio serials (hahahahaha radio cereals) where they would like save the day and stuff


But y'know.

Anyways Quisp and Quake had that sort of monster cereals rivalry thing goig on where they were like My cereal is better no mine but we all knoq its the same cereal and thwir just doing that to sell both cereals.  but the sad thing is that quisp kind of won. Like for one thing he's a space alien and not a person and also they like always gave him the better prizesin the cereal boxes for some reason. Quake never really stood a chance. So even though i love quisp and like him just a little bit more only because alien i  always found myself rooting for quake.

And near the tail end of these cereals existence  i think they realized their mistake because they tried so hard to bring quake back on his level. They tried everything. He got a makeover. A fuckin orange kangaroo. He literally has a commercial where he explicitly states that he needs to improve himself to get on quisps level. They even reused one of quisp's older prizes for quake, which of course backfired because quisp's prize for that set was somehow an even BETTER one. Eventually quake just couldn't compete and....quisp won

For a hot minute quaker only sold quisp and quake was gone. And then quisp fell out of favor and they both kind of fizzled out of the collective consciousness

But not mine.



24.12.2020 21:48:52
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24.12.2020 22:15:57
viscerae

torrenoia wrote:
are there any cereal mascots that are milfs
if any breakfast food company owners are reading this, we need milf representation in our cereals. sales would definitely rise by like 300%, trust me. 

as a side note, my all time favorite would have to be tony the tiger, bc who doesn't love a buff furry... i know i do. 

im also gonna mention basil brush bc even though he wasn't a cereal mascot per se, i have a vague childhood memory of eating his cereal (but i hadnt seen that the milk was expired so not the best experience lmao). or maybe it was a childhood delusion, idk

24.12.2020 22:15:57
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Agnostica
24.12.2020 23:30:31
craigslist-stripper

i have no opinions on the best BUT the worst cereal mascot is by far the cookie crisp wolf i hate that guy so much

24.12.2020 23:30:31

Big Boy JENKINS
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25.12.2020 00:46:22
Big Boy JENKINS

^I hate the cookie crisp wolf so much because every time i look him up in gogole images for when i need cereal mascot pngs i get yhe absolute filthiest shit. Side note dont look up coockie crisp wolf in google images. 

25.12.2020 00:46:22
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Big Boy JENKINS
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25.12.2020 00:53:17
Big Boy JENKINS

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:

[Quisp and quake bullshit]

Update: holy mother fuck of shit



25.12.2020 00:53:17
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Secville
25.12.2020 04:45:39
GlitterGuts

toucan sam hands down

25.12.2020 04:45:39
viscerae
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27.12.2020 00:04:43
viscerae

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
Big Boy JENKINS wrote:

[Quisp and quake bullshit]

Update: holy mother fuck of shit


requiescat in pace quake :pensive: 
reading all of this has left me with nothing but respect to whoever was behind all this... srsly tho, that sounds like it mustve been the most engaging shit ever. bimboland elections? hell naw. cereal mascot elections? yes pls. 

on a side note, this thread made me remember cookie crisp was a thing. just looked up the mascot and came across some fetish art, which is uhh. uh. 

27.12.2020 00:04:43
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