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whos the best cereal mascot

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16.10.2020
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
16.10.2020 17:44:07
Big Boy JENKINS


In 1976, there was a cereal called "grins and smiles and giggles and laughs" (yes the full name and title) and the mascot of it was that giant machine on the box called Cecil. The idea was that the cereal was shaped like smiley faces and created by the robot puking out boxes of it, but only when he laughed so the scientists who made him had to get him to laugh in order to make the cereal. Unfortunately for them the robot was a huge asshole so the only thing that could make him laugh was watching them get hurt. As you can see this is a very f*cked up mascot and it also has the added perk of having inexplicably human parts sticking out of it including a giant human ear for some reason and an exposed femur. During its extremwly brief run they made several merchandise things to promote this cereal including a real actual cecil-themed Lamp but sadly this was not enough to save it and now it is so dead that there is only one salvaged commercial for it hidden somewhere on dailymotion.

That or frankenberry

16.10.2020 17:44:07
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torrenoia
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Atheista
17.10.2020 02:09:44
torrenoia

are there any cereal mascots that are milfs

17.10.2020 02:09:44
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Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
17.10.2020 02:16:00
Big Boy JENKINS

torrenoia wrote:
are there any cereal mascots that are milfs
Unfortunately there is a dire shortage of girl cerial mascots so the cereal milf economy is in shambles. The only cereal mascot i can think if that could be a girl is the kelloggs corn flakes chicken and um 

I am thinking maybe not a milf. 

HOWVEVER, there is still a Pilf in the form of tony the tiger, a dilf by virtue of his son Tony Junior (yes). Toucan sam is not a dilf on account of he is a little bitch. Hope this helped!

17.10.2020 02:16:00
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Angelia
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Freethinkerland
28.10.2020 23:58:26
Angelia

Tony the Tiger will forever be elite

28.10.2020 23:58:26
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
03.11.2020 01:31:18
Big Boy JENKINS


Bringign this topic back  to draw some attention to the Freakies, which have deep character lore and look like terribel mammalian flesh knobs (two things i greatly cherish in a cartoon).  Everyone has  a Freakie insideof them, which one are you. Sorry to everyone but my most toxic trait is that i am deeply in vested in the wrorld of cartoon cereal mascots despite my otehr wise vehement refusal to partake in profduct placement or acknowledge the existence of Brands.  (To my credit all the ceraels mentinoned thus far are also Dead. but its the thought that counts.)

03.11.2020 01:31:18
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03.11.2020 01:57:04
FunnyValentine

count chocula. don't be crazy

03.11.2020 01:57:04
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Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
03.11.2020 02:04:39
Big Boy JENKINS

FunnyValentine wrote:
count chocula. don't be crazy
no FRANKEN BERRY is the super sweet new cere al habhb eje h ba

Count chicula is really good though all of the monster cereal guys are the best ever even if the actual cearels are not taht good sorry.  But they are all really high up there like one of my favoirates.  I do like that count chocula has like a mace motif like in all the commercials he replaces normal household objects with a whole ass mace it's not even a vampire thing he just brushes his eyebrows witha  medeival weapon because he wants too.  Did you knwo that in the 70s they had to change the recipe for franken berry because there was ann indigestible dye in the cereal that turned everyones shit pink and everyone rushed their kids to the hospital because they thoghht they had ruptured colons or something  but it was really just franken shit.  WEll, I'm insane

03.11.2020 02:04:39
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03.11.2020 02:16:31
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03.11.2020 02:16:31
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FunnyValentine
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Atheista
03.11.2020 02:45:58
FunnyValentine

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
FunnyValentine wrote:
count chocula. don't be crazy
no FRANKEN BERRY is the super sweet new cere al habhb eje h ba

Count chicula is really good though all of the monster cereal guys are the best ever even if the actual cearels are not taht good sorry.  But they are all really high up there like one of my favoirates.  I do like that count chocula has like a mace motif like in all the commercials he replaces normal household objects with a whole ass mace it's not even a vampire thing he just brushes his eyebrows witha  medeival weapon because he wants too.  Did you knwo that in the 70s they had to change the recipe for franken berry because there was ann indigestible dye in the cereal that turned everyones shit pink and everyone rushed their kids to the hospital because they thoghht they had ruptured colons or something  but it was really just franken shit.  WEll, I'm insane

FRANKEN SHIT !!! im speechless 


03.11.2020 02:45:58
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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Atheista
08.11.2020 21:03:50
Lil' George Bubblegum

I just rly like Kelloggs' Tony the Tiger because, at least where I live, they gave him a pretty lively voice acting and he also encourages u to try ur best

Downside of the Kelloggs tiger: he's the biggest furry bait of all time

08.11.2020 21:03:50

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