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Who spied on you?!

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76
Created
13.03.2020
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Miss Bimbo
vrtonika
Level 112
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1118695
Reputation: 45043
Posts: 105
Atheista
13.03.2020 16:20:03
vrtonika

THANK YOU, VITA!   e x a c t l y   what i was thinking

13.03.2020 16:20:03
 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MaxxiMaxx
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15587
Reputation: 8127
Posts: 32
Atheista
13.03.2020 16:29:23
MaxxiMaxx

Literally all this does is discourage me from looking at peoples profiles and interacting with anyone.

13.03.2020 16:29:23
Hell yeah
Anna Wing
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 118250
Reputation: 49576
Posts: 1246
Atheista
13.03.2020 17:07:42
Anna Wing

Vita Brevis wrote:
Ewww. This new feature sounds really creepy, actually. I would prefer that broken features be prioritized before adding random new stuff like this.

How about fix these instead:

1) Fix the glitch that forces Prime Bimbos to run in elections even when they choose not to. This has happened during the last two elections.

2) Change "commit bimbo suicide" to "deactivate account." Many people have lost loved ones to suicide and many struggle with suicidal thoughts. This inappropriate name for deactivating one's account not only triggers painful emotions but it's also confusing to people who are trying to figure out how to deactivate their account. 

3) Put a warning label on Mr. Chops boob jobs or remove this feature from the site until it functions properly. Players who want a boob job don't understand that they will lose access to the clothes in their closet and that they can't buy new clothes to fit the big boobs due to a glitch in the shop. They pay 500 diamonds to have the procedure then have to spend 500 diamonds again to undo the procedure. What a scam. Also, why is this procedure in the vanity section when you don't get vanity? 

4) Fix the DQFC voting system. Players only have a 25%-50% chance of having voters see their outfit. We should be able to see all outfits.

5) Although you stated that DQFC will now be called PBFC (an excellent change!) DQFC is still all over the site - on the badges and the contest link is still labeled DQFC. Those all still needs to be changed to PBFC.

6) Fix the ongoing site lag.

7) When the site will be down for maintenance let players know in advance so we can plan accordingly. So many people have had the clock run out on their artifacts because the site was down without warning. When the site crashes for reasons unexpected to Team Bimbo, provide an explanation to players after the fact as to why the site was down, and tell us what will be done to prevent this in the future. This happens way too often. The site crashed 4 times in February. On two of those occasions the site was down for over 10 hours. The site crashed again this month and was down for over 20 hours. Team Bimbo has not acknowledged my request to have my lost artifacts replaced. Has anyone else had lost artifacts replaced?

8) Consult with active and long time players, or at least the Prime Bimbo, before rolling out changes considering your poor track record and lack of understanding of what players actually want and care about.


I'mma quote this to make sure site creators don't miss it or pretend they didn't see... And I think everyone who agrees should quote it too!

13.03.2020 17:07:42
sissy
Level 158
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3099190
Reputation: 113925
Posts: 1057
Freethinkerland
13.03.2020 17:47:45
sissy

Fine, I'm not paranoid. I just keep asking myself, am I paranoid enough? Regarding stalking?
All kidding aside. I tried the new feature for an hour or so to see if any bimbos were looking at my profile. Mostly newbies. It's a nice to have.
My guess: Bimboland is not only financed by paying members but also by advertising. So every feature is in order to keep the user longer on bimboland. That is legitimate. I will not use this feature very much.

@Vita Brevis Full ACK

13.03.2020 17:47:45
I am in hospital for the near future. Please be patient, I will answer when I am back.
NixieFae
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33567
Reputation: 13364
Posts: 143
Reasonopia
13.03.2020 18:10:58
NixieFae

Oh great now certain users can see how many times I like to stalk them, guess I'll have to stop now. Lol! But jokes aside, this feature really doesn't bother me, I don't mind that it got added. But let's re think the name maybe? :/ "who spied on me" is kinda creepy in some ways, maybe just "latest visitors" would have been better...either way I'll most likely just ignore it/not even notice it.

13.03.2020 18:10:58
"A room without books is like a body without a soul"
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18821
Posts: 253
Atheista
13.03.2020 18:25:24
Bimkko

Thanks for trying to implement new features, i like the effort and all, but i dont think this was the most pressing issue of the site. this is more of a "fun lil thing to implement as a bonus when the whole site is running perfectly fine", but as mentioned by a ton of other bimbos before, there are things that clearly should be priorities over this stalking device.
Also, it'd be neat if it could be toggled on and off, i don't need or want it personally so I'd gladly have it dissapear from my own profile.
I hope the negative feedback doesn't discourage you from trying out new features though, just it'd be nice to get NEEDED changes before

13.03.2020 18:25:24
Kami_Rayne
Level 154
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2872158
Reputation: 178443
Posts: 1111
Freethinkerland
13.03.2020 22:11:57
Kami_Rayne

It's just creepy.

13.03.2020 22:11:57
Started from the bottom, now I'm ... oh wait, I'm still at the bottom.
meerkat
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50077
Reputation: 28306
Posts: 1021
Atheista
13.03.2020 22:25:42
meerkat

this is something people wanted on facebook when they were twelve years old please focus on things that would actually affect the site and gameplay ie what vita listed

13.03.2020 22:25:42

Anna Wing
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 118250
Reputation: 49576
Posts: 1246
Atheista
13.03.2020 23:14:13
Anna Wing

meerkat wrote:
this is something people wanted on facebook when they were twelve years old please focus on things that would actually affect the site and gameplay ie what vita listed
On Facebook, you could at least know if your crush stopped by, or if that one girl you hated was stalking you, ahahahah.

13.03.2020 23:14:13
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775403
Reputation: 154509
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
13.03.2020 23:19:11
Cum_Dumpster

People have already said what was on my mind so I'll just leave this here:


13.03.2020 23:19:11
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...

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