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Who spied on you?!

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76
Created
13.03.2020
Author
Miss Bimbo
cyberbully
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42311
Reputation: 24213
Posts: 108
Atheista
13.03.2020 23:36:37
cyberbully

i LOVE that ppl have been complaining about the dqfc, bimboland not being a democracy etc and all these problems for MONTHS and y'all are like u know what we should do? install the most useless feature we can think of that absolutely no one asked for........ incredible

13.03.2020 23:36:37

Gessyca
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46200
Reputation: 25505
Posts: 234
Freethinkerland
13.03.2020 23:44:53
Gessyca

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
People have already said what was on my mind so I'll just leave this here:

You're my idol 

13.03.2020 23:44:53

Twink Pride
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4611
Reputation: 4627
Posts: 6
Agnostica
14.03.2020 01:12:20
Twink Pride

Sites that show whos visited your profile are extremely anxiety inducing for a lot of people even though i just joined im not big on this update :(

14.03.2020 01:12:20
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20301
Reputation: 13654
Posts: 276
Atheista
14.03.2020 06:53:56
Juggalo Rights

this seems relatively harmless, aside from the anxiety it gives some people, which is def an issue, but i'm not sure why theres so much animosity? this came AFTER the announcement that things are being changed and complaints are being heard.

14.03.2020 06:53:56
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B-A
Level 119
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1317102
Reputation: 138722
Posts: 1721
Atheista
14.03.2020 09:15:07
B-A

What ?

No ?

Really ?

Pffff....

They’re playing to implant the most useless thing for this game and we have the winner.

14.03.2020 09:15:07
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Barbara Ann
You got me rockin' and a-rollin'
Rockin' and a-reelin'
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Misandrist
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6035
Reputation: 4585
Posts: 14
Secville
14.03.2020 10:39:10
Misandrist

It feels a little weird, but I think overall this probably is to implement a more community based game. Still though, as someone with a bit of paranoia it is kind of messing with me. 

14.03.2020 10:39:10

Itsanniebitches
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23533
Reputation: 14116
Posts: 169
Freethinkerland
14.03.2020 13:45:23
Itsanniebitches

We should earn more money and have more contests and tools to make the game more interactive and exciting to be here. Ive been playing this game for 12 years and yet Im a nobody. Thats why i always leave for some months. Im only playing again because i dont have any episode stories to read for the moment

14.03.2020 13:45:23
Relying on the kindness of strangers 
favorite singers: Lana del rey and Billie Eilish.

craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7666605
Reputation: 321433
Posts: 1626
Agnostica
14.03.2020 15:30:54
craigslist-stripper

all i do on this website is spy on people. if you see me on your visitor list it’s not for any innocuous reason. i am spying on you ÒwÓ 

thats what people are doing when they look at public profiles, right? im a spy now 

14.03.2020 15:30:54

Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108811
Reputation: 41996
Posts: 386
Atheista
14.03.2020 19:08:30
Destiney

I know it may be useless, but the sense of happiness I get when someone I look up to and admire in the game spies on me it brings me lots and lots of joy 

Today I am high on happiness :)

14.03.2020 19:08:30




mew




al pacino supremacist 666
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22566
Reputation: 17721
Posts: 129
Atheista
14.03.2020 19:08:53
al pacino supremacist 666

this feels like when tinder tries to bait me into getting tinder gold so i can see people who superliked me

14.03.2020 19:08:53

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