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What was the last lie you told?

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Created
26.05.2015
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kathiegym
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 646953
Reputation: 89143
Posts: 5369
Agnostica
26.06.2016 04:36:00
kathiegym

I lied about my head headache. Ibsay it doesnt hurt, but the pain is very strong....

26.06.2016 04:36:00
LOVE YOURSELF
Sylphaen
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1091
Reputation: 1644
Posts: 1135
Reasonopia
26.06.2016 12:13:33
Sylphaen

:( i don't encourage pills...addiction is real... maybe a cold compress

26.06.2016 12:13:33
Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1896
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
26.06.2016 17:48:47
Phuckinbimbo

I lied to my doctor when I told him what meds I'm taking. It's more like what meds I'm supposed to be taking and throwing in the trash. When except-able side effects include; renal failure, loss of liver function, blindness, spontaneous spleen and/or pancreas eruption, disfigurement, loss of limbs, death, depression, suicide, schizophrenia, personality disorders, OCD, psychosis, loss of memory, etc...they don't have to worry too much about drug interacts with me. :/  

26.06.2016 17:48:47
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Sylphaen
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1091
Reputation: 1644
Posts: 1135
Reasonopia
26.06.2016 18:25:48
Sylphaen

most of the drugs they give do more damage than good anyway. i hate the pharmaceutical industry.

26.06.2016 18:25:48
Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1896
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
26.06.2016 19:04:51
Phuckinbimbo

I have cousins who are pharmacists. One of them owns a pharmaceutical company that supplies the drugs to health care systems like nursing homes and hospitals. She told me that ages ago. The game is to medicate an issue then medicate the damage the first drugs did and so on and so on until they have you for 2 hours a day hooked to a dialysis machine to keep you alive. Its how they make their money. In the US, you are allowed to refuse treatment but if you do, you risk losing your insurance coverage, also then being federally fined for being uninsured, and you will be denied any and all disability, social security and SSI. They'll say you are trying to make yourself sick so you don't have to work. They are evil. 

26.06.2016 19:04:51
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Sylphaen
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1091
Reputation: 1644
Posts: 1135
Reasonopia
26.06.2016 19:52:37
Sylphaen

yeah..i'm aware. James decided not to get insurance last year and when he did his tax returns he got fucked sideways. he had to pay little over 400 bucks cuz he didnt have insurance :-/


26.06.2016 19:52:37
iya
iya
Level 12
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 1059
Posts: 187
Atheista
27.06.2016 05:11:13
iya

I told my mom that I went to ride bikes while I really went to a bar 

27.06.2016 05:11:13
Peace for all the world
Sylphaen
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1091
Reputation: 1644
Posts: 1135
Reasonopia
27.06.2016 07:22:10
Sylphaen

i told my boss this morning im going to see my doctor and i'll be late when in fact i slept in #likeaboss

27.06.2016 07:22:10
kathiegym
Level 94
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 646953
Reputation: 89143
Posts: 5369
Agnostica
28.06.2016 09:03:22
kathiegym

Phukinbimbo, I didnt have idea about that situation in US. In Europe it is completely different, your Insurance convers you as you are you taken the prescrip medication as not.... Otherwise, it is scaring....

I have family in sanity industry too, and they tell me complete different things... i really hope this situation improves around the world.

28.06.2016 09:03:22
LOVE YOURSELF
slim
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6427
Reputation: 3939
Posts: 58
Freethinkerland
26.08.2016 13:55:20
slim

Told a friend i missed her when i actually didn't

26.08.2016 13:55:20
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