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What was the last lie you told?

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79
Created
26.05.2015
Author
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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1896
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
04.05.2016 03:36:59
Phuckinbimbo

I won't eat that cookie.

04.05.2016 03:36:59
One can not feel when they have no soul.





khrysslizzi
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 645
Reputation: 600
Posts: 20
Freethinkerland
12.05.2016 12:53:38
khrysslizzi

I'm NOT PREGNANT!!!!

12.05.2016 12:53:38
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4545
Posts: 3243
Secville
12.05.2016 20:40:14
anunitum

I lied I already did something I hadn`t at that moment

12.05.2016 20:40:14
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695458
Reputation: 258705
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2016 06:24:26
HeavenLeighBimbo

" I'm wearing a swim suit ".
    Yes, this was my last LIE, TODAY.
 A stranger, man needed me to help him, and to do so I had to stand with my legs spread while wearing a skirt, while he was on the ground, wiggling between my legs under the truck we were working on.
   I was only really wearing panties  but with a man looking directly at your Vay-Jay mentioning how 'HO'T it is,   I Had to lie, and wish my panties had an extra layer of EYE, protection.  I wasn't willing to let him die for that silly comment.  
  Better to just let him enjoy my 'Theme Panties' in a JOKING manner.

   Hello Kitty.  I'm ARMED. See that too?
( coincidentally, pointed at his head due to my Stance. )
  A carpet Kitten?    Not !!!!!!!!
 He Put himself under a GUN and his lies became meaningless to me.
   He liked my panties.   That was Honest enough for me to kick his ass into the next county to find the EASY comfort STOP.
   Go for it DUDE, with your Peers.
  I'm not COMMON. Panties like mine can be seen without stress or lies.

15.05.2016 06:24:26
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Jeet Birdi
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 879
Reputation: 655
Posts: 93
Freethinkerland
15.05.2016 07:02:09
Jeet Birdi

My husband asked me today about my shoulder pain and I said its fine.. :P

15.05.2016 07:02:09
I am Me :D
Trina Jameson
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7658
Reputation: 5473
Posts: 651
Secville
15.05.2016 19:10:17
Trina Jameson

I'll do it in 5 minutes
Lol as if x) 

15.05.2016 19:10:17
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1896
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
17.05.2016 00:14:10
Phuckinbimbo

No, I'm not thinking about hurting you right now.

17.05.2016 00:14:10
One can not feel when they have no soul.





HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695458
Reputation: 258705
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.05.2016 04:22:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

I totally didn't want to be at work, but still was amazing.  I randomly made a list of accomplishment's I had during the day, that I may have only pushed a paper 1 inch forward on my desk.  The thanks, as I walked out the door it convinced me how easy it is to lie in the corporate world and still make money.
       I felt my cramps grow much worse, because of my true shame at that moment.

17.05.2016 04:22:58
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Betty Byler
Level 79
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 386057
Reputation: 93023
Posts: 318
Freethinkerland
17.05.2016 17:56:27
Betty Byler

"No, it's not THAT small!"

17.05.2016 17:56:27
XXXX Luv, Betty Byler XXXX

chrystal calore
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3867
Reputation: 3020
Posts: 664
Freethinkerland
20.05.2016 14:44:39
chrystal calore

I DIDNT SEE IT THERE

20.05.2016 14:44:39

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