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Wistfulbirb
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Antitheocra
25.07.2020 05:23:34
Wistfulbirb

I don't really know what happened, besides it looks like people won against a racist, so go you guys. don't let the racist coward troll win :) <3 there just a coward hiding behind a keyboard :)

It's also so funny when racists get upset when people call them out on there racist takes. "freedom of speech!!!" they yell, yes 100% you do have the freedom/right to say your shitty ass takes, BUT we also have the freedom/right to call you out on those racist and shitty ass things you say :) 

or IDK maybe bomber shouldn't allow racists...


25.07.2020 05:23:34

      
 



AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
25.07.2020 05:30:42
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Pür is not pronounced like "pure". You wrote it with an umlaut so you're gonna fucking pronounce it with an umlaut. You might as well have written it Puer.

Yeah, I get mad when people use umlauts to make words look more aesthetic. Those are actual letters that mean things, please stop. Also please stop using ß as a B it's a goddamned sharp s and it sounds like the s in self or seal.

25.07.2020 05:30:42
They/Them 
Megan le Faye
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Agnostica
25.07.2020 05:59:44
Megan le Faye

Wistfulbirb wrote:
I don't really know what happened, besides it looks like people won against a racist, so go you guys. don't let the racist coward troll win :) <3 there just a coward hiding behind a keyboard :)

It's also so funny when racists get upset when people call them out on there racist takes. "freedom of speech!!!" they yell, yes 100% you do have the freedom/right to say your shitty ass takes, BUT we also have the freedom/right to call you out on those racist and shitty ass things you say :) 

or IDK maybe bomber shouldn't allow racists...

I wasn't trying to be racist at all - My point was only that the whole concept of cultural appropriation is largely misused/misunderstood, and that white people don't really have any more of a right to go around policing the finer points cultures that aren't even theirs than they do to appropriate those cultures in the first place. However, this came off as kinda preachy and hostile. A person of color pointed out the irony of me (as a mostly white person) bringing any of this up in the first place and helped me realize the error in my thinking, so I stepped down and deleted my original rant. No drama, no trolling, that's all it was. Not sure if you'll even see this as you seem to have preemptively blocked me without giving me a chance to explain myself, but that's your prerogative I guess

25.07.2020 05:59:44
peeslurper69
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Atheista
25.07.2020 07:45:10
peeslurper69

if you let your cat/dog lick you on the mouth you need help

25.07.2020 07:45:10
your reluctant optimist 
Megan le Faye
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Agnostica
25.07.2020 08:07:13
Megan le Faye

peeslurper69 wrote:
if you let your cat/dog lick you on the mouth you need help
it's not intentional, just happens sometimes when he's licking my nose but I'm not like super grossed out by it or anything like some people seem to be. humans out here licking each other's stanky buttholes and calling it sex but heaven forbid an animal gives you kisses

25.07.2020 08:07:13
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
25.07.2020 08:13:04
Cum_Dumpster

peeslurper69 wrote:
if you let your cat/dog lick you on the mouth you need help
welp, guess I need help
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

25.07.2020 08:13:04
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Megan le Faye
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Agnostica
25.07.2020 08:14:25
Megan le Faye

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
peeslurper69 wrote:
if you let your cat/dog lick you on the mouth you need help
welp, guess I need help
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don't we all UwU

25.07.2020 08:14:25
Angel Dust
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Atheista
25.07.2020 17:44:18
Angel Dust

i think we as humans should go back to throwing rocks at each other for petty shit

25.07.2020 17:44:18
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
meatbomb
Level 49
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Atheista
25.07.2020 18:20:04
meatbomb

Angel Dust wrote:
i think we as humans should go back to throwing rocks at each other for petty shit
i now understand the girl in middle school who bit me when i didn't give her an eraser. i understand, im gonna go back to biting people and throwing rocks


25.07.2020 18:20:04
Lil' George Bubblegum
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Atheista
25.07.2020 18:36:43
Lil' George Bubblegum

Anyone on this thread smoke weed

25.07.2020 18:36:43

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